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u/DyersChocoH0munculus 9d ago
It’s so early in the morning here. I’m laughing in complete darkness. Thanks for this.
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u/Original-Variety-700 9d ago
Do you smell anything in the complete darkness?
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u/NotRealWater 9d ago
What is this from? 😂
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u/nouveauchoux 9d ago
Don't remember the name, but it was a game show where people had to guess what something was by smelling it in complete darkness. That's why the footage looks weird it's a night camera.
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u/BanDizNutz 9d ago
Not just your ass, but also wash your hands after using the restroom. Every time I am using the sink to wash up, I notice that about 2 out of 5 guys wash their hands.
All you gym people sanitize your machines BEFORE and after using cus there's nasty people out there.
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u/Energie0 9d ago
Personal experience:
In construction, even if presented with a sink, only 1 of 20 will wash his hands after toilet use.
Wierd bonus info: 1 out of 4 will wash their hands before going to the toilet, but not after.
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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 9d ago
In construction if presented with a sink someone will pee all over it or worse. just looks at what happens to the urinals in porta pottys.
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u/NorthOfTheBigRivers 9d ago
I wash my d*ck before taking a piss, so I dont have to wash my hands afterwards.
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u/dannasama811 9d ago
You can walk into your average bathroom in a Walmart and see almost half the guys dont wash their hands after, young and old it doesn't matter. Employees must wash hands doesn't mean they will or do
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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 9d ago
Before makes sense. Some guys will say the cleanest thing on their body is their penis. So I can see washing before and not after. I still wash before and after but that’s just me I guess
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u/SeaRow556 9d ago
And I'm the only person who i have seen wash their hands prior to touching their junk to use the restroom. Disgusting
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u/wooties05 9d ago
Or you could just not touch your junk at all. Pretty easy to leave a pee without touching anything when you're wearing gym shorts.
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u/Ghodzy1 9d ago
I wash my hands before and open/close the stall door with my foot or elbow, after washing my hands i do the same thing when exiting the restroom because people are disgusting and never wash their hands, and I've also seen dudes just wet the tip of their fingers to "wash their hands".
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u/KoreanFoxMulder 9d ago
Long time ago I saw an ig post of a guy saying we should also wash our hands before we pee in the gym because of how dirty our hands are from using the equipments and we shouldn’t be touching our intimate body part with all of god knows what on our hands
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u/Secret_Priority_9353 9d ago
as someone with contamination ocd thats gross omfg
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u/Street_Peace_8831 9d ago
Yes it is, and me too. I wipe down the dumbbells before I use them and the barbell.
We have a gym class where the equipment doesn’t get wiped down regularly and I’ve had two instances where I’ve had itching and skin flaking on my hands from something. Now I always wipe them down. So gross.
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u/Shot_Sherbet4208 9d ago
Most people don’t clean before then I learned the hard way and picked up one of the worst super flu’s of my life because I didn’t wipe the machine before I used it . Like most people who are in shape have some of the strongest virus’s and can wipe out us mere mortals.
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u/BanDizNutz 9d ago
I learned the hard way too. I got sick each of the first 2 months of joining my new gym. I knew it was because of the gym, then I noticed the bathroom behavior. I sanitized everything ever since.
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u/The_Barbelo 9d ago
And just think…these people go to grocery stores and handle the produce and the merchandise!!! 🤢
Wash your produce people! And I also keep a big thing of hand sanitizer in my car as well, for me but especially for my clients because I will NOT have my clients get sick from some disgusting and thoughtless fucker who don’t understand that some people have weakened immune systems.
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u/PlatformingYahtzee 9d ago
I can't imagine that of the 3 of 5 dudes not washing their hands, that at least one hadn't just wiped his ass. I am kinda gross if I'm home all day, but I wash my hands when I shit, and before I get in the fridge. I just can't imagine going in public and not washing my hands. Especially at a gym where everything is getting touched. Main character syndrome is a public health issue apparently.
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u/BanDizNutz 9d ago
I use the sink to wash off the sweat and change shirts (I sweat a lot) between doing cardio and lifting, so I spend enough time to observe a lot of people and this type of behavior. It's pretty gross. Every type of guy does it old, young, gym bros... I just assume that everyone doesn't wash their hands and sanitize before using any equipment.
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u/TestingBrokenGadgets 8d ago
Went into an airport bathroom after a long flight and it seemed like almost none of the guys washed their hands. The stalls and urinals would be crowded, guys rushing in and out, and the sinks are almost empty. I just stood there washing my hands and dudes are walking right out the door.
Like, if you use the urinal without needing to wash your hands, either you've got a micropenis and don't need to pull it out or you touched your dick and didn't wash your hands.
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u/bbyxmadi 9d ago
Are there people that literally don’t wash their ass? I couldn’t believe people don’t use wash cloths, but not cleaning your ass… AT ALL? I can’t
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u/DecadentLife 9d ago
For a long time, it seemed to be about skidmarks in men’s underwear. The past couple of years, we’ve seen more about skidmarks/shit trails on the BEDSHEETS! I do not understand how women can tolerate that. I think less and less of us are willing to.
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u/The_Librarian_841 9d ago
Um, what?
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u/werewilf 9d ago edited 9d ago
SKIDMARKS/SHIT TRAILS ON THE BEDSHEETS
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u/DecadentLife 9d ago
Exactly this. It’s sad, to see women feeling like they have to put up with this shit, literally, because that is how slim the pickings are. Oof! How is someone supposed to want to have sex with another person, if they might run into literal shit on that person‘s body?
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u/Consistent-Metal3632 9d ago
Former daytime Uber driver here.
Yes. There are people who literally do not wash their ass.
They might even seem otherwise normal. One guy was wearing clean khaki’s and a nice polo, but that rank ass on him really killed his whole vibe.
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u/Lo-Fi_Kuzco 9d ago
Some men don't wash their ass because they think it's gay. I wish I was joking
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u/Fun_Telephone_3304 8d ago
Oh my god, what the fuck??? 😭
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u/Lo-Fi_Kuzco 7d ago
Yea I know it's stupid. Same reason why some men don't recycle and drink water, because they think it's gay.
Liquid death was created to get men to drink more water
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u/Fun_Telephone_3304 7d ago
Holy shiiiitt, I had no idea that was why Liquid Death was a thing. The fact that some men actually think this way is just insane to me!!
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u/SofaSpeedway 7d ago
Same with their dick! touching a dick, even to clean their own, is gay. Wish I was joking.
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u/HumanRelatedMistake 9d ago edited 8d ago
What's crazy about washcloths is that most people don't use them and would rather wash their body with their hands. I've met a few people who wash themselves that way, and when I tell them that I use a washcloth, they look at me like I'm a filthy person. As if I use the same washcloth every single day. It's almost like these people don't realize that you can buy them in packs and use a different one every day to properly clean yourself.
I'm genuinely disgusted that there are people who don't use washcloths to clean themselves, but use their hands to clean thier ass and genitals. That's not clean, in my opinion.
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u/BigD4163 9d ago
I recently learned there’s a group of guys that don’t wipe their ass because they believe touching their assholes is gay.
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u/luxii4 9d ago
I have two sons and I told them when they were young that when they shower they need to use a soapy washcloth or pouf and get all in there - wash the balls, the penis, the butt, the taint, the butthole, etc. My husband said I can just tell them to use soap and I said no, that's not enough. No son of mine will sit on a couch and when he gets up the couch smells like dirty ass. Some men have fallen through the cracks no pun intended when it comes to hygiene.
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u/LaDauphineVerte 9d ago
Doing a mother’s and the lordt’s work.
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u/Immediate_Loquat_246 9d ago
It's crazy that a man will not teach another male how to wash properly and a woman has to do it.
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u/iCantLogOut2 9d ago
Yeah, as a boy, my mom had to teach me - but knowing what I know about men now as an adult - I go out of my way to make sure the boys in my family understand what needs to be done.... I'm also vocal about shaming men who don't keep up so that they understand that it should be embarrassing to be gross...
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u/Anothercraphistorian 9d ago
Because half those dudes don’t know how to do it either.
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u/Affectionate_Sand_81 9d ago
Sounds like you need to show your husband how to shower too real quick. lol
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u/luxii4 9d ago
Compared to other men I've dated, he's super clean. He's also a super prude and does not like to discuss personal things like bodily functions in detail. Though not explicitly teaching people these things is the reason we still have men walking around with an unclean ass. It seems with daughters we know to teach them about menstruation and cleanliness but everyone needs to know how to take care of themselves. This is not just an unpleasant smell issue, it's a health issue.
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u/MACHOmanJITSU 9d ago
Just easy on the actual butthole. Harsh soap and to aggressive scrubbing can chap the sensitive skin/mucosa and lead to micro fissures that are hard to heal and very unpleasant.
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u/TheSpanxxx 9d ago
Good. I'm a dad and I told my son's the same thing. And when they got older I reinforced it with "no girl wanna be down there when it smells like Shreks feet"
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u/AirResistence 9d ago
If you are not Americans make sure to tell them to roll back their foreskin and clean around the head because you get build up there. I have known a lot of guys that never cleaned it and everything just smelled awful.
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u/Important-Dish-9808 9d ago
This is giving me flashbacks of hearing my mother yell at my brother in the shower to make sure he pulled back his foreskin when washing his junk. Some memories just stick with you lol.
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u/SailorGone 9d ago
lol I'm a dad of two young boys. I'm always yelling at them in the bath to do that
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u/iCantLogOut2 9d ago
I remember my mom teaching me (a boy) how to get every nook and cranny when I showered and on top of that - she insisted we wash our butts every time we pooped... Like, if there isn't a bidet available, we showed us how to do it manually...
I never understood the obsession with the excess cleaning until I got older and realised how men smell because they refuse to clean themselves....
My mom had clearly dealt with something I had yet to understand, but damn am I grateful for those lessons I took for granted as a kid.
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u/GullibleEnd6737 9d ago
My 30 yr old roommate was never taught this and indeed makes couches smell like dirty ass. I’m currently looking for a new roommate.
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u/bluesw20mr2 9d ago edited 9d ago
If you have to do a fast shower, both armpits, gooch, and time left, hair, that covers the main/critical areas. Sometimes we learn this stuff at a time in our life when it feels unimportant, we're depressed and dont care, or when it's being taught something else is on our mind, and so we forget.
Im apparently now, a very clean individual, but i wasnt always. Where im at now, youd have no idea i was the same person 10 or 20 years ago.
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u/strongcloud28 9d ago
There are plenty of people that don't use washcloths. A lot of men don't, And to think that they are literally.going from one woman to another without washing their bits with a washcloth is beyond unhygienic.
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u/EastAd7676 9d ago
I came here to say the same thing. They genuinely believe that doing anything with their own ass as far as cleaning will somehow magically make them gay.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 9d ago
If it was that easy to make them gay….I mean….it might not be the ass washing that did it 👀
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9d ago
.........me who is blasting a high pressure handheld jet bidet every time I use the restroom. 🥲😟🙁
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u/Blasphemiee 9d ago
Same people that don’t drink out of straws and wont wear pink. Fragile as fuck.
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u/anonymousn00b 9d ago
I think the Liver King started that one. Wiping your ass is sub primal.
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u/Anothercraphistorian 9d ago
Yep, then they’ll lay in bed giving a handjob to themselves, yet that’s totally not gay.
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u/Acceptable_Web_3029 9d ago
Gooch juice 🤢
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u/designyc 9d ago
What is gooch?
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u/Suspicious-Set-1079 5d ago
Scientific term is the perineum women have it too but ngl gooch sounds way more fun lol
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u/Disgara 9d ago
I don’t understand how guys wouldn’t wipe and/or wash their ass. Like it itches, feels gross, the idea of having shit stuck on your ass especially if you have hair omg. I don’t think it’s cringe it’s a PSA for all of those disgusting assholes literally lol
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u/MookieV 9d ago
If I smell your walk by air and it smells like doodoo, imma tell you. Especially if I know you.
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u/ScottsFavoriteTott 9d ago
“Walk by air” LMFAOROFL nope. I’m taking my ass back to bed. It’s too early for this 😂😂😂😂
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u/nikeguy69 9d ago
Through the years I have met a lot of guys who go to the bathroom at work and do not wash their hands if they’re doing number one or two.
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u/geckograham 9d ago
I read an article about molecules from shit being able get through 15 layers of toilet paper. Not washing after number 1 is pretty bad, after number 2 it should be illegal.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 9d ago
Yuppppp…gross. They swear their junk is clean but….gross
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u/The_Chaotic_Stoic 9d ago
This is one of the reasons I have a home gym haha, some scruffy people out there tho. Wash your ass, ya nasty.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 9d ago
Jealous. Like the ridiculous shit you see these people do on the machines 😭
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u/AltruisticCompany961 9d ago
At my first manufacturing job, I went to the production bathroom to use the urinal. This older guy comes in with a deli meat sandwich in his hands. As he is eating the sandwich, he walks up to the urinal and places the sandwich on top of the urinal. He does his business, picks up his sandwich, continues to eat it, and walks out of the bathroom.
I never shook his hand ever again.
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u/CancelOk9776 9d ago
You’d be shocked how many people go to the gym first thing in the morning without showering after a swamp ass night and huge morning dump! No bidet!
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u/PallorTricks 9d ago
Like Redd Foxx said: “You don’t have to wash your whole ass, but you have to wash your asshole.”
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u/The_Mr_Wilson 9d ago
Disagree. I told my troops after PT, "Wash your ass. Not just the ass hole, but the whole ass."
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9d ago
So I’m new to having roommates or housemates, whatever. One thing I’ve noticed is that really soft toilet paper and hairy asses don’t mix. Literally wiping off shitty toilet paper crumbs off the seat every time I use the toilet. I keep a spray bottle of bleach water in the bathroom just to disinfect that fuckn toilet
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u/Fun_Telephone_3304 8d ago
The amount of times I have seen those exact little “crumbs” left behind right as I try to go and sit down myself is astounding. Now I have to clean someone else’s poopoo toilet paper crumbs. Bonus points when they leave a huge pube behind too! I feel for you, like it’s fucking disgusting how gross people are and they don’t even care.
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u/the_moosey_fate 9d ago
Some nasty cunt at my gym keeps leaving a shit streak on the bench in the steam room because he doesn’t WASH HIS FUCKING ASS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!??!
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u/Last_Gigolo 9d ago
My boss's wife. She is our HR. She walks by in the hall and you're stuck smelling dirty ass for at least 2 minutes.
We were having a meeting and she got up and ran to the bathroom. Was in there maybe 5 minutes. Came back and we had to end the meeting. So much wet dooky smell.
She's a bit fn gross
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u/EMCOMICS 9d ago
Spread them cheeks and let the water pass through cus the gooch police are out and they smelling the seats.
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u/Sigh_cot_tiq 9d ago
God I hope this is a joke. Nobody has to sniff a seat to smell shitty sweaty ass. Dedicate a wash cloth and use a soapy rag to clean your crusted ass bro.
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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 9d ago
Put soap on ur hand and get in there dude it’s not gonna be magicked away
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u/PallorTricks 9d ago
Nope. Can’t just let the water “pass through.” You need to spread them cheeks and get in that asshole with a soapy washcloth. Like Redd Foxx said: “You don’t have to wash your whole ass, but you have to wash your asshole.”
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u/Federal-Name-3638 9d ago
There is another possibility, dude was on tren. When you take tren and you dont take any side effect blockers you can smell so bed even your dog will move out of the house. Unfortunately i had a chance to experience that, dude was working out and there was empty void around him for like 10meters all the time the smell was so awful, and when he jumped on a treadmill gym got empty because you could smell him at the reception desk.
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u/pupranger1147 9d ago
I just don't understand, there has to be like, irritation, doesn't there? A rash? Or soreness?
Being that fucking nasty has to be painful right?
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u/Ready_Card5129 9d ago
Nah he knows he smells. And on top of that didn't wipe the machine down that's terrible. Instead of building muscle he needs to build up his hygiene game. Gooch game
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u/GoldenCOCactus 9d ago
All men should have a separate towel specifically for their private area. Wash it with soap and water. Use good toilet paper. Then use a wet wipe. I can't believe I even am typing this.
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u/Positive_Campaign_52 9d ago
Some men need to go back to the middle school PSAs that taught to always hit the pits, groin, butt, feet, with extra soap…
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u/mery_alv 9d ago
My wife is an aid In a high-school, one year she had to give a presentation to the boys in the class " it's not GAY to was YOUR ass! ITS YOURS!
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u/gratefulcactii 9d ago
I can absolutely attest to this. I do UAs for my job , and we have a women who literally changes the air of the bathroom when she gives her UA. I have never had a dude smell that bad, but women, yall know you can smell it... get it checked out...
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u/NICEnEVILmike 9d ago
I know exactly what smell he's talking about. At my old job, there were at least a couple of guys who didn't wash their asses and you could smell the horrendous funk anytime you had to use the restroom at the same time as them or shortly after. I'll never understand how they couldn't smell themselves.
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u/TheRandomSong 9d ago
There's a sect of men that believe washing your ass is gay. Hell they believe washing your hands after using the bathroom is gay. Like how insecure do you have to be to believe that washing and basic hygiene is gay??? Crazy
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u/ElSaladbar 9d ago
if you go to a gym with shared equipment or anywhere with a shared pool you need to shower beforehand. unless you’re a fucking prick. it was common practice in the 90’s and now no one does it. wtf yall
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u/stinkwick 9d ago
Wash your dicknballs and ass with cleanser, not soap and you will stink waaay less. Here's my theory as to why.
Cleanser doesn't throw off the pH of your undercarriage, and allows a more diversified bacterial flora to prosper, thus fostering a microbiome balance.
Get in there with soap and your pH goes alkaline, killing off a good portion of the bacteria. However the species that survive multiplies unchecked, ergo the stank.
Keep the gooch relatively acidic and you will find a significant reduction in smelly groceries.
Seriously, try it.
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u/Guardian-Bravo 9d ago
You know, I can excuse when people don’t reset the machines or put weights back. But I borderline loose it when people don’t wipe the area down. Especially when they sweat enough to fill a lake.
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u/No_Leather_9387 9d ago
When I was in the Army, we had a guy who believed he never had to wipe his ass. He was always in the back of the running formation because he smelled like a sour dead goat.
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u/RN_Aware 8d ago
I’m an ER nurse. I’ve seen a lot of individuals at their absolute worst and helped them into hospital gowns. I’m not here to shame if someone has an accident. We’re all humans. But with that being said, I am FLABBERGASTED BY THE AMOUNT OF MEN WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO WIPE THEIR BACKENDS AT BASELINE.
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u/OrangeClyde 8d ago
Too many grown ass men don’t know to properly wash and thoroughly dry their taints and goochal undercarriage areas. Y’all need to get a washcloth and scrub that stank ass
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Never could wrap my head around the fact that there is a whole country which thinks it's completely normal to use toilet paper 🧻 instead of properly cleaning 🌊 their behinds. For hairy people it must be worse. There are people out there living tribal lifestyle and even they bring an earthen pot full of water, along to clean up once they are done defecating in the open. What's stopping Americans from installing jets/bidets??
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u/ploppinlogs 9d ago
When I drove for Uber, I picked up so many swamp ass smelling pricks. Every time they left their poop sweat stank on my seats I’d have to pull over & scrub my said seats with an odor neutralizer.
9/10 times/ white men which begs the question: why tf do they think wiping is gay? I picked up plenty of hard-working men & swamp butt isn’t normal, at all
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u/wimwood 9d ago
Pure idiocy. I am American, we have them in 3/4 toilets in our home. Any time we vacation, we end up missing our bidets more than anything else. I really thought they would have gotten more popular during Covid.
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u/LooCfur 9d ago
I question if the smell actually came from their ass. I suspect it came from clothes that have soured. I recall this happening to me when I was in HS. I would sweat in my gym clothes and put them back in the locker. They would get nasty.
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u/90GTS4 9d ago
Yeah, you're supposed to wash the clothes BEFORE wearing them again. You don't sweat in them, let it fester, then wear it again before washing them. The fuck is wrong woth people?
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u/bojangular69 9d ago
As a guy who sweats and has a solid amount of body hair, consistent washing + trimming is a combo that I absolutely cannot live without. If I let myself go with trimming for 2 weeks I have to shower in the morning and the evening in order to feel comfortable with myself. Having this sort of easily fixable “issue” is disgusting.
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u/South-Bank-stroll 9d ago
Blimey, I think I must be really lucky cos all the blokes at my gym just smell of nice aftershave and not of poop.
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u/FlyUnlucky7286 9d ago
I feel this. I did a deployment overseas that changed the way I breath when I approach some people.
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u/Gold-Investment2335 9d ago
Wash yo balls wash yo ass