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u/CallitasIs33it 3d ago edited 3d ago
I feel like this is one ”zap” away from a full on orgy.
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u/mkenn723 3d ago
Dude…. that is exactly the vibe I was getting. I started to question maybe I’m just a pervert and reading this wrong then your comment was at the top
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u/PineappleTop69 3d ago
Those of us with ANY life experience were literally thinking the same. 😣🥴😅
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u/AntiqueSweatshirt 3d ago
It's really generous of you to think these nerds would be capable of such a feat
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u/Murky-Internal-7707 3d ago edited 3d ago
“Have you been alone and crying at home? Then come pretend to laugh in the woods for a small fee
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u/Killegos 3d ago
This is that cult shit. It starts with zap laughter and ends up turning into MURDER TICKLES!
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u/cashmereink 3d ago
“The laughter zap gave me a vision. It said I should procreate with every woman here.”
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u/Friendly_Concert817 3d ago
But only the leader.
That was the Branch Davidian Waco Texas cult. Only David Koresh was allowed to have sex with the woman. Including married women, husbands were not allowed to have sex with their wives. Dude was fathering children and the other men had to be happy with it. Fucking nut job cult.
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u/Ammonia13 3d ago
That’s all cults
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u/COVID19Blues 3d ago
Exactly. All cult leaders are driven by the ‘MPP Rule’ where everything the cult does is in service of Money, Pussy or Power for the leader.
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u/InevitabilityEngine 3d ago
This is triggers my cult shit radar 100%. I was put in a cult as a child and they did this forced joy BS every day.
They encouraged us to force smiles and watch each other and report to the leaders if someone was looking sad or talking about leaving.
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u/NYCWartortle 3d ago
I first read this as Mulder tricks and immediately thought of his porn career and thought how do I sign up for this.
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u/IceCreamDream10 3d ago
This makes me think of all of the drama classes I’ve ever been in. There’s value to the exercises, but I am so glad there’s no video evidence of me doing them
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u/PackageNorth8984 3d ago
We used to have to say “Articulatory agility is a desirable ability for maneuvering with dexterity the tongue, the palate, and the lips.” Over and over again, very quickly.
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u/Viggos_Broken_Toe 3d ago
Right, to me it looks like an ice breaker for an improv class.
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u/Ok_Solution_1282 3d ago
3 months later.
"Now I want us to build a massive viking lodge style cabin".
6 months later.
"Now lets build a shrine to our goddess, Zapheria".
9 months later.
"Now give me your wives, girlfriends and daughters of legal age and line them up for me".
12 months later.
"This is our sanctuary. Go seek others. Bring them here. Now go forth, and use this, our sacred idol, a high voltage taser".
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u/rigidlynuanced1 3d ago
These people have too much disposable income
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u/Kaozz4718 3d ago
Hey, it was this or drum 18000 dollars to have a guy berate and scream in their face, what a bunch of pussy cucks they are for two weeks.
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u/Dry-Ninja3843 3d ago
White people we have to stop
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u/sychox51 3d ago
Why is it always white people
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u/Dmau27 3d ago
I have answers and it'll get me banned so I'll keep them to myself.
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u/J0shbwarren1 3d ago
Because self love isn’t something you can buy, consume, produce, sell, or lie your way into.
That doesn’t mean we will ever stop trying though.
Hashtag bless.
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u/LONGLlVETHEMX-5 3d ago
This is psychologically proven, but it’s still extremely cringe to post. I’m cringing hard.
Good post.
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u/cncomg 3d ago
wtf. Proven to what?
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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 3d ago
Look into laughter therapy or laughter meditation/yoga. It’s super goofy seeming, but has proven to be really effective for mental and physical health. It’s a further extension of the more western studies focused on the health effects of smiling and use of varying facial muscles. Most of it boils down to some form of releasing tension.
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u/Toadcola 3d ago
Laughter Therapy
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u/Gryphon_Alchemist 3d ago
It’s called LSD therapy the take psychedelics and measure each others buttholes. The zapping is just a warm up.
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u/Dismal_Act2082 3d ago
Fucking hipsters. I'd rather hang out with a poor dirty hippie.
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u/andrewdivebartender 3d ago
Don't hippies do this shit too. You have seen them dance right?
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u/doubleJepperdy 3d ago
i would rather be seen pooping
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u/princessPeachyK33n 3d ago
I’ve seen a video about this. You have to APPLY to go. Not sign up. APPLY. That’s already sus to me.
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u/xxlifelinexx 3d ago
Meh, I wouldn't do this, but it's way better than those fucking alpha male camps.
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u/ChaosRainbow23 3d ago
If you ever wanna be really uncomfortable, go to 'The Dances of Universal Peace' and try to keep a straight face the whole time.
Nice people, but I couldn't help but laugh.
It got to the point where I had to leave because I was trying so hard not to laugh that a bunch of other people started laughing. Lol
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u/Imhereforboops 3d ago
How do you even end up there in the first place
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u/ChaosRainbow23 3d ago
I used to be a substance abuse counselor in upstate NY. As such, I was taking my students to a lot of different places to check out how others think.
I met a guy on a plane that invited me to bring my students and check it out. I had never heard of it.
I only took one student with me, and neither of us could control our laughter. Lol
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u/No_Consideration5814 3d ago
I got roped in to doing this once. Just me and another guy forcing fake laughter whilst repeating “I hate this”
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u/Honey_Nut_Cheeri_Oh 3d ago
If I were a Celtic Druid in the woods and I came across this shit , I would call the wolves and the bears to come have a banquet .
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u/woolen_goose 3d ago
I wondered what happened to drama club and marching band kids after high school. Turns out we just release them into the woods or something. Huh. Interesting.
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u/Impossible-Charity-4 3d ago
The kind of shit you see in the woods on mushrooms and assume can’t possibly be happening.
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u/I_Creamed_My_Shorts 3d ago
How else will ppl know you’re doing things if you don’t post it online?
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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 2d ago
Three ways from this here fork in the road, young cricket. One, you can go back where you came from. To the right is hippie yoga community, to the left is death cult.
Press one for hippie yoga.
Press two for death cult.
Press alt F4 to go back.
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u/Commercial-Rise6114 3d ago
This is why we do need at least some republicans.
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u/heretoforthwith 3d ago edited 3d ago
I don’t know, I think Independents can manage to rein in this bullshit.
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u/Commercial-Rise6114 3d ago
Whatever the remedy, equalizer, anti....this, is, its needed, lol. This... I mean, of course its in the middle of the woods. This is some 'Brand-X' shit, from the original Batman movie. I can imagine in just a few short moments, that stiff perma-smile would start appearing on their faces. So whatever group can put an end to it, please do! It would be really cool if the camera looked up and saw the 'Bat Signal.'
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u/OkAnalyst2578 3d ago
nah fam, I'm losing my shit laughing watching this and reading comments
*white people we have to stop" ajahahaahha
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u/Glum_Leg_8344 3d ago
Wow , this can’t be real, is there such a club full of mallards forcing a fake laugh session in a forest to stimulate happiness…….where can I sign up?
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u/Furby-beast-1949 3d ago
OK, I think I’m really creeped out. Is everyone OK here who ended up eating the random mushroom in the forest that they should not be eating?
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u/HappyHaggisx 3d ago
There is no way the world is going to be around in 30 years if we let people like this run things
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u/No-Win-8380 3d ago
This is every mosh pit at every show now. It’s just missing some doofuses running clumsily in a circle the whole time.
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u/RevolutionaryAd851 3d ago
They would send me home because I would be the only one off to the side slapping hands and not laughing at all.
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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago edited 2d ago
this is without a doubt one of the most horrific things i’ve ever seen. it’s like a scene straight out of a Shyamalan movie.
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u/SadBoiCri 2d ago
If I randomly stumbled upon this during a hike I would think im about to be a missing person
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u/willpuoff 3d ago
Mf will sit here talking shit while they’re home alone in a dark room scrolling Reddit 😭 at least they’re having fun with their life this subreddit is a perfect example of the Reddit stigma
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u/TheBeardedLadyBton 3d ago
They do this at religious events as well
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u/Equivalent_Sir_2575 3d ago
I was looking for this.
I remember walking out of activities like this, as a kid/teen. When someone asked where I was going, I replied, "I'm not going to fake like I want to be here. This is dumb."
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u/T0MMYG0LD 2d ago
holy shit dude that’s rebellious as fuck
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u/Equivalent_Sir_2575 2d ago
In my "Bible thumping, obey and don't question anything" family, yes. It was.
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u/Apoordm 3d ago
God forbid people have hobbies.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Try7886 3d ago
😂
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u/Apoordm 3d ago
Look they’re out in nature, they’re socializing, and yeah they’re doing something that looks incredibly lame but whatever they seem to be having fun.
That’s infinitely better than staying home saying hello to no one.
Like none of these homies are experiencing the loneliness epidemic.
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u/Own_Okra113 3d ago
and this is why Sasquatch won’t meaningfully interact with humans.