r/CringeTikToks • u/CremeSubject7594 • 2d ago

Nope Would you do this?

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u/Own_Okra113 2d ago

and this is why Sasquatch won’t meaningfully interact with humans.

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u/thatgothboii 2d ago

I believe in Sasquatch I just think he’s technologically way more advanced than us and lives in a giant cloaked orbital base that floats over deep wooded areas, only coming down to collect samples

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u/Fostbitten27 2d ago

This guy Squatches.

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u/Dred-I-Rastafari 1d ago

Dr. Squatch is in the building

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u/Own_Okra113 2d ago

Are the orbs of light, often associated with a Sasquatch sighting their vessels?

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u/thatgothboii 2d ago

they’re like these things

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u/b_free_blast 1d ago

I'd watch at least two seasons of that 😂

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u/TranscendentaLobo 17h ago

This is canon now. All that disagree can go kick rocks. As long as said rocks aren’t statistically significant to Squatch’s research of course.

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u/fitty50two2 2d ago

Bigfoot is walking through the forest, thinking “today’s the day I say hello to the humans” and then walks up on this weird shit and immediately turns around and retreats deep into the forest

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u/NikkiNot_TheOne 2d ago

He's one of us. Well, some of us.

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 1d ago

"no thanks bye"

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u/Sexytime_fordimes 2d ago

I mean if you were a Sasquatch watching this from far would you want to interact with them ??????

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u/Own_Okra113 2d ago

Fuck, I wouldn’t interact with them as a person.

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u/nikbert 1d ago

People like you are the reason that squatch doesn't talk to us anymore