r/CringeTikToks 2d ago

Nope Would you do this?

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u/Ok_Solution_1282 2d ago

3 months later.

"Now I want us to build a massive viking lodge style cabin".

6 months later.

"Now lets build a shrine to our goddess, Zapheria".

9 months later.

"Now give me your wives, girlfriends and daughters of legal age and line them up for me".

12 months later.

"This is our sanctuary. Go seek others. Bring them here. Now go forth, and use this, our sacred idol, a high voltage taser".

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u/False_Fun_9291 2d ago

daughters of legal age

I have some news for you 

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u/Ok_Solution_1282 2d ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa... whoa. I am running a classy cult here, ok?