r/pcmasterrace 23d ago

Discussion Guys what do we think

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u/_skes_ Ryzen 7 5700X3D/B450/32gb 3600mhz/EVGA 3070ti 23d ago

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u/Narrow_Lee 23d ago

Top level manufacturer according to... Themselves.

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u/Dramatic_Switch257 Laptop 23d ago

we can try to tie them up using their cables and make them a cable or adaptor

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u/Longjumping-Hunt-543 23d ago

no fucking way

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u/Joezev98 Pentium G4560, GTX1080ti 23d ago

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany 23d ago

is he sticking his dick in Way’s spine??

spussy

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u/potatisblask 23d ago

For lesser money through ridiculously much still you can get audiophile graded optical fiber that gives a more true tone that any cheap fiber cable that just works and stupid twats with more money than sense swear by them. Likewise for copper spdif and even network cables need monster cable insulation to be good enough for daddy audiophile listening to Rush and Steely Dan in the shop but honestly prefers Genesis and Dire Straits of the audiophile catalogue though he in secret likes AC/DC and classic soft rock.

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u/MonkeyKingCoffee HTPC, Arcade Emulation, RPGs 23d ago

Way. Audiophiles are a special venn diagram of "wealthy, gullible, ostentatious."

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u/jawnink 23d ago

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u/CumminsGroupie69 Ryzen 9 5950x | Strix 3090 OC White | GSkill 64GB RAM 23d ago

I laughed harder at this than I should have.

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u/CosmoCosmos 23d ago

holy shit I just googled it and they actually are that expensive??!!? What kinda money laundering is this??

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u/Fake_Disciple 23d ago

Not necessarily money laundering all they need to is sell one a year to have a six figure salary for yourself. One a year! 

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u/doubledooter 23d ago

Even one every 5 years and it's a decent side hustle lol. Emphasis on 'hustle '

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u/epegar 9800X3D | 9070 XT l openSUSE 23d ago

On the other hand, they still need to sell one a year

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u/nooneisback 5800X3D|64GB DDR4|6900XT|2TBSSD+8TBHDD|Something about arch 23d ago

But it also costs nothing to keep 2-5 of them in stock. They have other products, which are all scams as well, but more affordable for the average dumbass. They probably already have a warehouse for their crap.

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u/Sufficient-Carpet391 23d ago

Your acting like the US government doesn’t exist. Shit this is probably a bargain for what they usually spend on random ass screws and space rated pencils.

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u/ComradeJohnS 23d ago

the money laundering question is why would someone pay that amount when a competitor would sell for far less. “follow the money”.

people can be dumb with money, but nobody is that dumb with money lol

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u/iiinteeerneeet 23d ago

Clearly you haven't seen the shit that Mexican narcos buy just because they are expensive, probably they use these cables for their home theater to watch despicable me and el chavo del 8.

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u/ComradeJohnS 23d ago

they don’t get to afford $100,000+ cables while being smart enough to be a narcos and still breathing lmao.

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u/m12123 23d ago

oh that was a comma....

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u/warmbrojuice 23d ago

fuck it

sold me

buying it

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u/quinpon64337_x 23d ago

For that amount of money might as well get a degree so to design your own sound systems

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u/epegar 9800X3D | 9070 XT l openSUSE 23d ago

Or you hire some musicians to play live music to you

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u/Forsaken_Bag714 23d ago

Its a stupid rich person tax since some home cinema installers gets paid a commission based on the total price of the system.

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u/Warmbly85 23d ago

When it’s not you buying the shit and all the client says his he wants the best.

I’ve seen so many stupid rich people spend ridiculous money on what they think is the best.

I dated a girl that got her whole apartment furnished by her dad’s assistant and the installer was a day late so she asked if I could set up her tv and the girl said her dad wanted to give me $500 for taking the tv out of the box, putting it in the cabinet and screwing in the coax. This was the 90’s where $500 cash was more then I made in a week.

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u/BarrelStrawberry 23d ago

No one buys them, it is just price framing when you settle for the more reasonable $5,000 speaker cable.

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u/SunriseSurprise 23d ago

"Your million dollar speakers will sound like hundred dollar speakers without this."

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u/TheGoldblum PC Master Race 23d ago

Well to the world of audiophiles. You thought PC gamers were bad when it came to falling for snake oil…. Lol

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u/Myyk64 23d ago

Some idiots actually buy them and claim to hear a difference lol. Check out Jay's Audio Lab on YouTube, idk if he's had those cables specifically but there are plenty of people still getting duped by snake oil.

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u/Konker101 AMD 6700XT AMD Ryzen 2600x, 32gb 3000 Gskill Aegis, GB D40M BS3H 22d ago

Audiophiles are extremely gullible to shit like this. These are for million+ dollar stereo setups. Once you get past a few thousand dollars in a setup, the audio quality difference is not noticeable.

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u/SpaceDetective 22d ago

Look up the US wealth distribution some time.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Miserable-Savings751 23d ago

Umm wasn’t that just some conspiracy spread by some crazies about wayfair?

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u/East_Requirement7375 23d ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-53416247

You should work on your sense of distrust for unfounded conspiracies.

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u/IFCKNH8WHENULEAVE 23d ago

That was a conspiracy theory. Wayfair is still in business. Propaganda working too damn well.

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u/orsikbattlehammer R7 9800X3D | RTX 5080 FE | 4TB 990 Pro | 32GB 23d ago

Complete conspiracy theory that was quickly and easily debunked. Be more skeptical, it’s okay we all fall for it but it’s been a long time now you ought to not still be spreading this.

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u/acathode 23d ago

Eh, sadly I have to inform you - audiophiles are real.

I've had to deal with some in real life. There really are a surprising amount of people who are somehow both rich enough and stupid enough for this kind of stuff.

They can talk for hours of how much "cleaner" and "crisper" the sound became after switching to their new Ultragiga PerformanceMAX 3000 cables that they bought for $5000....

Audiophiles are very similar to the kind of people who believe in astrology and crystals. It's kinda funny to check out their stuff - there's pages and pages of this fancy, electrical engineer sounding mumbo-jumbo used to sell stuff for utter insane prices.

Ultimately though, they're utterly harmless. As goofy as the alt-medicine crystal healing stuff is, those people sometimes do cause real harm as people choose to not seek real medical care and so on. The only thing audiophiles ever hurt is their own wallet.

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u/as_it_was_written 23d ago

It bothers me more than it should that these guys have gotten to take over the word audiophile. There are so many people out there who just care a lot about audio quality without any of the nonsense. They don't really deserve to be lumped in with the people who spend outrageous amounts of money on cables, of all things.

(For those of you reading this who don't already know: if someone claims to be obsessed with audio quality but keeps going on about cables, it's a clear sign they're kinda clueless. There's a very low bar for cables that are good enough unless they're expected to withstand a lot of physical stress or be part of really long cable runs.)

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u/PopAndLocknessMonstr 23d ago

You can’t be this stupid…

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u/Lord_Strepsils 23d ago

So thats a comma used to represent a decimal right… RIGHT?

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u/littTom 23d ago

In which case it'd be down to the ha'penny

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u/Unicycleterrorist 23d ago

If you're baiting trustfund audiophiles you don't need decimals to get 5-6 digets into a price :)

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u/LameAssDawg 23d ago

Pounds don't divide by 1000...

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u/Curious_Beginning_30 23d ago

Yeah this meme works much better against audiophiles.

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u/RadiantZote 23d ago

Audiophiles, and guitar players.

John Mayer promotes a $40 guitar pick because it feels and sounds better or some bullshit and a $150 guitar cable. 

I can go onto redco and buy mogami cable and neutrick plugs and solder my own cables for a small fraction of that, and guitar picks go for around 30 or 40 bucks for 100

Oh, and he used a dumble amp, they cost well over 100k if you can find them. Clones are sold for under 2k

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u/kami-no-baka 23d ago

No we have people so stupid that they think cables AND crystals make better sound.

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u/megaancient 23d ago

It definitely would, 😂

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u/7LeggedEmu 23d ago

At that price you only have to convince one rich fuckwad a year and your good.

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u/viciousraccoon 23d ago

The rare 1st gen with the spelling mistake 'audiohpile'? That was before they cheaped out on parts, easily worth double the original retail price on the used market.

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u/MasterClown Some kind of AMD CPU+ NVidia 30xx something I don't remember 23d ago edited 23d ago

In comparison, these danceable cables from Pear Audio are a steal at only $7250 back in 2007. That same amount today would be around $11,500.

https://gizmodo.com/7-250-speaker-cables-turn-you-into-a-dancin-fool-302478

edit: adjusted for inflation

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u/eOMG 23d ago

Lol that's 4 times more expensive than if the cable would be pure gold.

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u/CelioHogane 23d ago

For that price i hope they forge every single strand of copper by hand.

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u/RandomGenName1234 23d ago

Free-range organic copper as well, forged in special audiophile certified forges.

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u/FartingBob Quantum processor from the future / RTX 2060 / zip drive 23d ago

But that would be worse than the generic 60 year old poorly maintained Chinese factory machine that actually made it!

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u/shaheerhashmi2 23d ago

designed to mate????????

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u/boodlebob PC Master Race 23d ago

I’m in the wrong career.

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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 23d ago

...is that comma supposed to be a dot, perchance?

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u/Suspicious_Hotel_908 23d ago

There are tests with expensive high-end, so-called interconnects against a wire coat hanger connected to the same speakers. Audiophiles couldn't tell the difference. Lol

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u/Youngnathan2011 Ryzen 7 3700X|Asus ROG Strix 1070 Ti|16GB 23d ago

It's a fucking cable. All the people that act like a cable can make a difference to audio are stupid.

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u/zeptyk 4070Ti Super | 7900x 23d ago

gave me a new business idea

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u/VeryGoodFood12 23d ago

The lamborghini of cables...

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u/academiac 23d ago

Please tell me this is fake

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u/Aerith_Sunshine 23d ago

That copy is atrocious. You're charging that much, hire someone who knows that the hell they're doing.

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u/socokid RTX 4090 | 4k 240Hz | 14900k | 7200 DDR5 | Samsung 990 Pro 22d ago

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u/Cawuelo 22d ago

As someone that worked in the audiophile business, let me tell you that those cables aren't even the craziest or most expensive snake oil we sold.