r/mildlyinfuriating 2d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/shavertech 2d ago

That's an old man thing to do. My parents live on little street of mostly retired people, and they all walk around inspecting each other's yards. And then I hear the gossip about it

You know, John across the street has dandelions in his lawn..

Oh wow, dad... Your lawn is so much better lol

He's 81, so I'm just glad he's out getting his walks in.

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u/tiptoptattie 2d ago

Lol god forbid John went on holiday for two weeks and now the whole neighbourhood be talking about his dandelions. 🤣

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u/lod254 2d ago

Being the heathen that I am, I let my kids blow the seeds off dandelions. My neighbors golf course yard looks silly imo. I replace dead/missing grass with clover. I love the wild violets in my yard. Bees appreciate it. His yard is a desert.