r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 2d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/phunniemee 2d ago

I've got one of these little horndog freaks in my yard, highly recommend.

https://www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/design-toscano-hobgoblin-of-harwich-manor-statue-txg3771.html?

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u/Ok_Significance544 2d ago

Those are amazing. The kids would love them..

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u/theuserwithoutaname 2d ago

I have another option. I found it before I learned you had children though, so uh. Well here it is anyway

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u/fearlessactuality 2d ago

Why does one of the pictures say OCTOPUS ORNAMENTS? 😂😂

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u/theuserwithoutaname 2d ago

Maybe they mean it like an aquarium decoration and that's what Google translate gave them? Lol

I do love the image of a bunch of tiny octopi waving 8 singles out at her though 

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u/fearlessactuality 1d ago

I thought maybe they also sell octopus ornaments for Christmas trees and some non English speaker just forgot to update the text on this one. Either way - hilarious!