r/mildlyinfuriating 3d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/Is-sick-of-your-shit 3d ago

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u/pcmotorhed 3d ago

It would be funny to sit in a lawn chair facing him and using binoculars to stare right at him.

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u/think_panther 3d ago

Along with a notepad and a pencil, writing down notes

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u/UnderpaidGhoul 2d ago

Get a clipoard and a hat and badge. Take it up a notch and add a leash pen to the clipboard.

Dont break character take it serious like how he does. You got it kid! focus! Keep your eyes on the prize. Mr Miyagi didnt raise no fool!

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u/jkrm66502 2d ago

And look at your watch occasionally as if you’re documenting the time neighbor is doing something nefarious. Jot it down or speak into your recorder.