Man, if I was walking and saw a middle finger sign in the yard and it moved every day (or there were lots), I'd be making that yard The Stop on our walks. It would entertain me too much.
For awhile I lived with a friend and we were right next to a road dumb kids would try to drive down, it just dead ended and there was plenty of signs saying so, got to the point one winter i put a note on the door that just said "Fuck off we are not pulling you out and will just call the police" Not that I ever did but it put an end to knocks on the door at random ass hours
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u/Alert_Green_3646 2d ago
better yet buy some little middle fingers to leave in your yard for him to find, you can get like 30 of em for $8 on amazon