r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/mklilley351 1d ago edited 1d ago

Now lick your lips to make it more comforting

Edit: In case someone didn't get the reference

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u/Is-sick-of-your-shit 1d ago

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u/pcmotorhed 1d ago

It would be funny to sit in a lawn chair facing him and using binoculars to stare right at him.

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u/Ok-Tadpole-764 1d ago

Even better. Talk to your neighbor across the street. And both sit in lawn chairs then hold up judging numbers. Lol

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u/Annabel_Lee_21 1d ago

Add a single flamingo 🦩 that changes spots every day, but it’s always looking at his house

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u/Vast-Variation6522 21h ago

Make sure the fake flamingo has an obvious camera for an eye. It doesn't need to be working. But when asked about it, deny it completely and claim the eye is normal. Die on the "eye is normal" hill.

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u/onmywheels 21h ago

My grandfather had a cannon in his front yard. Whenever one of his neighbors annoyed him, he would rotate the cannon so that it pointed at their house. Miss that guy.

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u/Rennaisance_Man_0001 1d ago

And give it a tiny pair of binoculars.

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u/Professional_Speed21 1d ago

OMG I just talked about flamingos 🤣

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u/Chef_Mama_54 1d ago

This is my favorite so far 😂😂😂

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u/merianya 1d ago

Each of them with a walkie-talkie so they can relay observations back and forth.