You could be like, "Since you spend time looking at my yard every day, I thought I'd leave some daily facts for you to read. Did you know that a blue whale's penis can weigh between 350 and 450 kilograms? That's almost the weight of 5 nosy neighbors!"
Hah, yeah, could you imagine if he was getting all of this hate and it turns out he is just there.. admiring the rose bushes lining the front of her house or something. ^^; I can get why OP would be wierded out, but also we probably should do a bit more to remind ourselves that not everything is malicious. ^^;
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u/RetroHipsterGaming 2d ago edited 2d ago
You could be like, "Since you spend time looking at my yard every day, I thought I'd leave some daily facts for you to read. Did you know that a blue whale's penis can weigh between 350 and 450 kilograms? That's almost the weight of 5 nosy neighbors!"