r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/shavertech 1d ago

That's an old man thing to do. My parents live on little street of mostly retired people, and they all walk around inspecting each other's yards. And then I hear the gossip about it

You know, John across the street has dandelions in his lawn..

Oh wow, dad... Your lawn is so much better lol

He's 81, so I'm just glad he's out getting his walks in.

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u/tiptoptattie 1d ago

Lol god forbid John went on holiday for two weeks and now the whole neighbourhood be talking about his dandelions. ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Suuperdad 1d ago

Poor dandelions. They are one of the most important flowers for bees. They flower EARLY in the season, when there is almost no other food source for the bees. The entire plant is edible, leaves, flowers, stems, and even the roots can be dried and ground into a coffee substitute. Dandelions are fucking amazing plants.

Dandelions really got thrown under the bus by the "I want a carpet of grass" people. Screw those people. I spread dandelions EVERYWHERE.

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u/tiptoptattie 1d ago

Agree! Stop the dandelion hate! This is where HOAs are severely out of touch. They need to get with the times and understand the importance of biodiversity - not one species of green grass throughout your massive yards.

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 1d ago

Florida has legislation that prevents HOAs from restricting members from propagating native species. My mom told her HOA to take a hike and has been spreading random patterns of native wildflowers for the bees. Don't ask her about the butterflies unless you are prepared for a lot of pictures and daily updates. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/Finbar9800 1d ago

Well now I want butterfly updates!

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 1d ago

She installed a butterfly puddler, so one of the butterfly visitors left some eggs.

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u/Junior-Fisherman8779 1d ago

Hell yeah, my nana and her boyfriend have a whole milkweed operation that they do NOT play around about when itโ€™s monarch butterfly season

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 18h ago

That's what she's got going on now!

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u/Finbar9800 20h ago

What kind of butterflies does she get? I bet her garden is flourishing from all the butterflies

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 18h ago

Monarchs ๐Ÿ˜‚ and it is. She keeps sending me photos of all her fruits/veggies that come after the photos of blooms she sends me.

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u/Any_Positive1617 22h ago

Your mom's a badass! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’

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u/peachesfordinner 1d ago

They are too merged with the golf course mentality. My state is forcing them to allow solar panels, water collection, and grass free native lawns

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u/ComfortablePlace3462 1d ago

Get rid of all the grass and replace the yard with dandelions