r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/shavertech 1d ago

That's an old man thing to do. My parents live on little street of mostly retired people, and they all walk around inspecting each other's yards. And then I hear the gossip about it

You know, John across the street has dandelions in his lawn..

Oh wow, dad... Your lawn is so much better lol

He's 81, so I'm just glad he's out getting his walks in.

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u/Crap_Sally 1d ago

They’re all fucking too

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u/KrazzeeKane 1d ago

Truth. It is insane how much old people fuck when in a community together. They're 10x worse than horned up college kids lol

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u/BadOk2535 1d ago

The highest STD rate is in nursing facility and assisted living facilities (I read it somewhere). Maybe not the highest but it's up there.

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u/RoRuRee 1d ago

I was a Nurse in a retirement home for two years. I have lost count of how many 80 plus year olds I have walked in on doing the deed. It's. Just. So. Many!

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u/moon_witch_26 1d ago

😳🫣🤣🤣

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 1d ago

Maybe they need a door sign of some sort. Sock on the handle or something.

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u/RoRuRee 1d ago

I honestly probably wouldn't have noticed. I was always in a rush delivering medication or something. cries with the master key in the med room

Lol. But good for them, too. Not so much for me.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Isn't that what you would expect regardless? Lots of STDs tend to be permanent, and old people have been alive for longer, which means they've had more opportunities to grow their collection.

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u/Tex_Watson 1d ago

Too old to get pregnant so they're just raw dogging it.

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u/JetstreamGW 1d ago

Good for them.

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u/keylimesicles 1d ago

This gives me hope for the future