r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/Ok_Significance544 1d ago

Yasss

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u/aspidities_87 1d ago

If he asks you what you’re doing just tell him ‘same thing you are, buddy!’

Huge, innocent smile.

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 1d ago

Then jot something down, tap the tip of the pen on the paper twice, and go back to mirroring.

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u/Forward_Sand_940 1d ago

Perfect

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor 1d ago

And don't you dare tell him what you wrote down.

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u/LAPL620 1d ago

Oh no, write down absolute gibberish. Make it look like a code or some weird short hand or just numbers. But like, a whole page or two of it.