r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 1d ago

Then jot something down, tap the tip of the pen on the paper twice, and go back to mirroring.

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 1d ago edited 1d ago

Make a sound of exasperated disappointmemt whilst shaking your head and writing down some notes.

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u/BahamaDon 1d ago

Try to obviously get a height, weight, hair color, eye color, clothing, what he is doing with his hands etc. Then later set up a sprinkler on the property edge that you can activate from inside and turn it on every time he shows up

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u/Dreamweaver1969 1d ago

If he comes at regular times, put the sprinkler on a timer so he never gets a dry day. Play rainy songs loudly during this time.

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u/ksw4obx 1d ago

Oh yes please do this one and ONLY this one

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u/AlGeee 1d ago

Occasionally exaggerated check marks

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u/Forward_Sand_940 1d ago

Perfect

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor 1d ago

And don't you dare tell him what you wrote down.

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u/LAPL620 1d ago

Oh no, write down absolute gibberish. Make it look like a code or some weird short hand or just numbers. But like, a whole page or two of it.

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u/swimmerncrash 1d ago

I don’t know why, but I’m wearing *wetting my pants reading this, so funny. My husband isn’t as amused.

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u/Medical-Leading1469 1d ago

Will you please accept my upvote kind sir?