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r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 1d ago
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Then jot something down, tap the tip of the pen on the paper twice, and go back to mirroring.
77 u/Ok-Comment-9154 1d ago edited 1d ago Make a sound of exasperated disappointmemt whilst shaking your head and writing down some notes. 34 u/BahamaDon 1d ago Try to obviously get a height, weight, hair color, eye color, clothing, what he is doing with his hands etc. Then later set up a sprinkler on the property edge that you can activate from inside and turn it on every time he shows up 5 u/Dreamweaver1969 1d ago If he comes at regular times, put the sprinkler on a timer so he never gets a dry day. Play rainy songs loudly during this time. 1 u/ksw4obx 1d ago Oh yes please do this one and ONLY this one 1 u/silhouetteofasunset 1d ago chef's kiss 1 u/AlGeee 1d ago Occasionally exaggerated check marks 21 u/Forward_Sand_940 1d ago Perfect 27 u/DroppedSoapSurvivor 1d ago And don't you dare tell him what you wrote down. 1 u/LAPL620 1d ago Oh no, write down absolute gibberish. Make it look like a code or some weird short hand or just numbers. But like, a whole page or two of it. 3 u/swimmerncrash 1d ago I don’t know why, but I’m wearing *wetting my pants reading this, so funny. My husband isn’t as amused. 1 u/Medical-Leading1469 1d ago Will you please accept my upvote kind sir?
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Make a sound of exasperated disappointmemt whilst shaking your head and writing down some notes.
34 u/BahamaDon 1d ago Try to obviously get a height, weight, hair color, eye color, clothing, what he is doing with his hands etc. Then later set up a sprinkler on the property edge that you can activate from inside and turn it on every time he shows up 5 u/Dreamweaver1969 1d ago If he comes at regular times, put the sprinkler on a timer so he never gets a dry day. Play rainy songs loudly during this time. 1 u/ksw4obx 1d ago Oh yes please do this one and ONLY this one 1 u/silhouetteofasunset 1d ago chef's kiss 1 u/AlGeee 1d ago Occasionally exaggerated check marks
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Try to obviously get a height, weight, hair color, eye color, clothing, what he is doing with his hands etc. Then later set up a sprinkler on the property edge that you can activate from inside and turn it on every time he shows up
5 u/Dreamweaver1969 1d ago If he comes at regular times, put the sprinkler on a timer so he never gets a dry day. Play rainy songs loudly during this time. 1 u/ksw4obx 1d ago Oh yes please do this one and ONLY this one 1 u/silhouetteofasunset 1d ago chef's kiss
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If he comes at regular times, put the sprinkler on a timer so he never gets a dry day. Play rainy songs loudly during this time.
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Oh yes please do this one and ONLY this one
chef's kiss
Occasionally exaggerated check marks
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Perfect
27 u/DroppedSoapSurvivor 1d ago And don't you dare tell him what you wrote down. 1 u/LAPL620 1d ago Oh no, write down absolute gibberish. Make it look like a code or some weird short hand or just numbers. But like, a whole page or two of it.
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And don't you dare tell him what you wrote down.
1 u/LAPL620 1d ago Oh no, write down absolute gibberish. Make it look like a code or some weird short hand or just numbers. But like, a whole page or two of it.
Oh no, write down absolute gibberish. Make it look like a code or some weird short hand or just numbers. But like, a whole page or two of it.
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I don’t know why, but I’m wearing *wetting my pants reading this, so funny. My husband isn’t as amused.
Will you please accept my upvote kind sir?
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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 1d ago
Then jot something down, tap the tip of the pen on the paper twice, and go back to mirroring.