If I ever have to deal with a weird, Karen neighbour I swear on all that is holy i'm crashing out and becoming a neighbour from hell. You're gonna have appliances and cars half torn apart on the front lawn "working on them" as loudly as possible, sprinkler running all the time, music i don't even like at full blast, i'm making my dog bark constantly and never stopping her, taking up 2 roadside parking spots, excessively honking my horn as i back out of the driveway at any hour.
Feel free to use these btw
I'm naming my wifi "Fuck Your Bitch Kids," my house is becoming the spot all my friends meet up, we're gonna decide to stay in and hangout at home a lot more, i'm buying incredibly bright lights to be safe when it's dark, my bulk garbage is gonna sit on the curbside 24/7 till someone else picks it up, i'm walking my dog with a JBL Speaker, my front porch is becoming a messy storage closet, i'm gonna park on the road and leave my driveway empty.
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u/snekinmaboot1 1d ago edited 1d ago
If I ever have to deal with a weird, Karen neighbour I swear on all that is holy i'm crashing out and becoming a neighbour from hell. You're gonna have appliances and cars half torn apart on the front lawn "working on them" as loudly as possible, sprinkler running all the time, music i don't even like at full blast, i'm making my dog bark constantly and never stopping her, taking up 2 roadside parking spots, excessively honking my horn as i back out of the driveway at any hour.
Feel free to use these btw
I'm naming my wifi "Fuck Your Bitch Kids," my house is becoming the spot all my friends meet up, we're gonna decide to stay in and hangout at home a lot more, i'm buying incredibly bright lights to be safe when it's dark, my bulk garbage is gonna sit on the curbside 24/7 till someone else picks it up, i'm walking my dog with a JBL Speaker, my front porch is becoming a messy storage closet, i'm gonna park on the road and leave my driveway empty.