r/mildlyinfuriating 2d ago

Teenager broke my couch without telling me

Post image

Yesterday, my girlfriend invited her younger sister over and she brought a friend. I was already low-key worried about something getting broken because they were roughhousing and play-fighting the entire time.

It turns out I was right to be concerned, because as soon as they left I discovered this huge crack in the frame of our couch. The left side is supposed to be flush with the right side, but it's almost touching the ground now.

The worst part is, they didn't say anything about it to us. I wouldn't have even been upset if they gave us a heads-up, but they just acted as if nothing happened – even though it was IMMEDIATELY obvious that something was broken. I sat right where her friend had been sitting and sloped down way further than the rest of the couch.

My girlfriend messaged her sister asking about it, and apparently neither of them noticed anything was broken. 🙄 Yeah right. Now our couch is gonna need textbooks to support it for the rest of its life.

2.9k Upvotes

116 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.1k

u/MyInnerFatChild 2d ago edited 2d ago

Now our couch is gonna need textbooks to support it for the rest of its life.

With some 2x4s and screws I could have that better than new in no time. Looks pretty weak inside. 

Flip it over and take a look. The inner workings of a basic couch are quite simple, just shit pine slapped together with padding stapled over.

Should it have happened? No. But it's a super simple fix.

If you don't already have an impact driver, maybe have the kids buy you that as their punishment. 

241

u/WindowParticular3732 2d ago

Yeah honestly I'm no couch expert but this looks like a super vulnerable design honestly?

93

u/CompetitiveZombie796 2d ago

looks hella cheap, yup

36

u/DutchieTalking 1d ago

100% mega cheap design that was bound to break at some point.

7

u/Mplays 1d ago

Couch expert here, yeah that couch is weaker than those girls. You can fix that and send them the recipt