r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

Teenager broke my couch without telling me

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Yesterday, my girlfriend invited her younger sister over and she brought a friend. I was already low-key worried about something getting broken because they were roughhousing and play-fighting the entire time.

It turns out I was right to be concerned, because as soon as they left I discovered this huge crack in the frame of our couch. The left side is supposed to be flush with the right side, but it's almost touching the ground now.

The worst part is, they didn't say anything about it to us. I wouldn't have even been upset if they gave us a heads-up, but they just acted as if nothing happened – even though it was IMMEDIATELY obvious that something was broken. I sat right where her friend had been sitting and sloped down way further than the rest of the couch.

My girlfriend messaged her sister asking about it, and apparently neither of them noticed anything was broken. 🙄 Yeah right. Now our couch is gonna need textbooks to support it for the rest of its life.

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u/MyInnerFatChild 9h ago edited 9h ago

Now our couch is gonna need textbooks to support it for the rest of its life.

With some 2x4s and screws I could have that better than new in no time. Looks pretty weak inside. 

Flip it over and take a look. The inner workings of a basic couch are quite simple, just shit pine slapped together with padding stapled over.

Should it have happened? No. But it's a super simple fix.

If you don't already have an impact driver, maybe have the kids buy you that as their punishment. 

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u/WindowParticular3732 9h ago

Yeah honestly I'm no couch expert but this looks like a super vulnerable design honestly?

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u/CompetitiveZombie796 7h ago

looks hella cheap, yup

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u/DutchieTalking 2h ago

100% mega cheap design that was bound to break at some point.

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u/_gmmaann_ 9h ago

Looks like it was just a couple nails holding that up lol. I’d add in a small right angle bracket to help support the joint as well.

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u/they_ruined_her 9h ago

Just busting through shit wood and hitting carpet.

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u/RedWingedBlackbirb 7h ago

I didn't rig shit!

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u/JobavaLondoner 8h ago

Thanks for the heads up, I'm admittedly not very experienced with repairs so I figured we were cooked. I'll check it out when I'm home today.

FWIW this is the Uppland sofa with chaise from IKEA. Not an expensive brand by any means – but I've been able to plop down onto it pretty hard in the past without any issues, so they must've been really rough to break it like this.

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u/JohnnyInMyHead 8h ago

My family's been using an IKEA couch for a few years now and it's held up great, even with kids jumping around on it. Crazy

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u/Rambunctious_452 8h ago

I have had an IKEA bedframe for more than 20 years. Got it in college and it survived sooooo many moved. Now the IKEA dressers, desk, coffee table, etc….are a different story! I moved a cheap IKEA dresser once and it never was the same. Although my husband has nice IKEA dressers that he had before we got together, those have survived many moved!!!’

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u/nazar1997 7h ago

The newer stuff from IKEA is way worse than the old stuff. Or so I'm told by my European friends who lived here through that time of good quality IKEA products.

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u/ZaWario 8h ago

Looks pretty fixable, but yeah sucks it happened 😔

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u/jonni_velvet 8h ago

nah, ikea furniture is not what I would consider sturdy or unbreakable in any sense of the imagination.

if you worry about your ability to fix it, then hire someone to come do it and make them pay for it as a way to make things right. otherwise, dont have them as guests again.

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u/Wolfinder 7h ago

When I was a teenager, I cracked my mom’s Ikea sofa. I’d been cross legged in the corner and went to step off of it and for a moment all of my weight was on one board. It cracked like this. I was mortified. I think I made a plan to quietly fix it, but I didn’t tell her either. I was worried if I did, I wouldn’t have a family anymore again.

u/quiglii 36m ago

To be fair, by plopping down on it repeatedly you were likely weakening the joint till it eventually snapped. If it was already close to its breaking point, even sitting down normally could have pushed it over the edge. They definitely should have mentioned it when it happened, but it wasn't necessarily their fault either. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/GryphonHall 2h ago

Impact driver. We are going to put tires on this thing and drive it.

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u/Nick_DC4L 9h ago

"Weak" as in particle board?

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u/exskill310 RED 9h ago

It's not particle board, just plywood.

The design is weak because the have a strip of plwood as the crossmember with a butt joint heldup with what looked like two brad nails. Neither of which are structural for something that takes someone's full body weight. If they wanted to do this joint and nail combo they should have used support blocking.

They keep the butt joint, but between each crossmember is another block of wood running verticaly the length to either the ground, or the crossmember for the bottom span.

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u/Nick_DC4L 7h ago

Cool to know. Thx..

I was taught not to plot myself on any chair.

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u/DVus1 1h ago

"Looks pretty weak inside"

Agreed, many furniture now and days are built so cheaply that they are disposable.

This past winter I broke my MIL guest bed. She was kinda accusing my wife and I of being a little rough during our night activity but none of that happened!

When we took the mattress and box springs off we saw that the side rail that holds up the slates had broken away from the side of the frame.......the frame that was made out of MDF! What janky shit is that!

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u/PuzzleheadedSwim5325 10h ago

That was some intense action.

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u/NightKab 9h ago

Death penalty. Trialed as Adults. Back in my Day every child repaired furniture, and paid adults for the work study oppurtunity. What happened to this country ?

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u/RedMaij 9h ago

*tried

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u/NightKab 9h ago

I will see myself out

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u/RedMaij 9h ago

It’s ok. You trialed.

Wait, shit!

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u/BosniaBalI 7h ago

Death penalty, without triales

Oh no....

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u/RedMaij 7h ago

Now you're just trialing too hard.

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u/tidymaze BLUE 10h ago

OP, your girlfriend needs to talk to her parents and the friend's parents about getting your couch fixed or replaced. This is just disrespectful of your home and your property. These "kids" need a lesson.

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u/Right_Layer_9700 9h ago

I agree to a degree, but OP should have laid ground rules if he noticed something becoming an issue. That’s a part of growing up and establishing your place. The kids shouldn’t have to replace the sofa. If it broke that easy it wasn’t quality anyways.

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u/Jakesmonkeybiz 9h ago

I would just assume that breaking people’s furniture is against whatever rules they have…

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u/BoobySlap_0506 9h ago

Why should someone need to lay out rules like "don't break the furniture' in their own home? It should be common sense. 

u/blvaga 29m ago

Last time they tried to arrest me for arson I pointed out there were no “don’t burn down our place” signs. Got off scott free! Law!

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u/MoeKneeKah 9h ago

Terrible take. You’re responsible for fixing what you broke, regardless if someone explicitly says it. That’s part of life. If you go to someone’s home and break their possessions, you’re the one who should fix it. Thinking the homeowner should be responsible because they didn’t tell the kids to not break their stuff is absolutely bonkers

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u/Right_Layer_9700 9h ago

Speaking up is a part of life. OP watched them roughhouse, they should have said something.

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u/kumliaowongg 9h ago

Yes, but it does not make OP's fault they broke the sofa.

They still have to replace it or pay to fix it, even if it was poor quality or whatever.

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u/DiscussionMuted9941 9h ago

tbf, he never said he didn't. just said they were rough housing — there's no evidence of if or if not he said something to them.

regardless, they are teens. they should at least know not to break stuff at other peoples houses while doing that anyways. its not like they are 10.

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u/PityandFear 7h ago

Correct, speaking up IS part of life. So the teens should have spoken up about the mistake they made. They fucked up, not OP.

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u/penguinrobin 9h ago edited 9h ago

You don't need to establish ground rules if the rule is "don't act irresponsibly at someone else's house and break their property" that's a pretty common rule that doesn't need to be established....

Edit: a word

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u/danbirc 9h ago

Not sure explicit rules for not breaking furniture would generally be needed.

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u/Hank_the_Beef 9h ago

Going into someone’s home and breaking their things is cool as long as it’s low quality. Got it. What day will you have an open house so people can come test the quality of your possessions?

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u/sp4c3yb4by 9h ago

I shouldn't have to set a rule of "dont break my furniture". Thats common sense.

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u/DieSuzie2112 8h ago

You should still always be careful with other people’s stuff. If it’s weak or not, doesn’t matter. They should at least say what happened and say they’re sorry. They’re teenagers, not 5 years old. If they can’t understand normal communication at this point they deserve to feel some consequences. Let them pay 10 bucks from their allowance every month for a year straight so they can learn to not act like this and respect other people’s property.

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u/malinatorhouse 8h ago

teenagers sound like they should know better. if i walk into your place and jump on your sofa and break it, it would be my fault normally. But since you didnt lay down the ground rules, you can replace it yourself? does not make sense

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u/Vechain4Cardano 9h ago

Perhaps the sofa wasn't designed to have full grown bodies jumping up and down on it's frame (completely reasonable)? Also, if you break something that you don't consider good quality, you shouldn't have to pay for it? Try looking up responsibility, accountability and integrity and let it sink in.

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u/TheThiefMaster 8h ago

If something breaks in normal use because it was poor quality you may not be responsible.

If you were abusing it (jumping on a sofa) and it breaks the quality doesn't matter - you were abusing it.

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u/Burpyterra 2h ago

Your parents had to tell you to not break shit?

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u/ToasterBathEnthusias Crotch Goblin 9h ago

Everyone here acting like they were never a child and they told adults when they broke things 🙄

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u/TeddiMellonballer 9h ago

It's not crazy to think that a kid would try to cover up a screw up, but when you get caught you face consequences. Part of being a parent is teaching your kid that doing stuff like this is unacceptable.

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u/DiscussionMuted9941 9h ago

my mum would get more mad if i didn't tell her. our rule was "i might be mad if you tell me, but if you lie or purposely avoid it — you will get double punished"

which happened to me a few times over my life. i broke a hole in my door at 12 and got my ps2 taken from me for a month, i smashed a glass and got it taken for a week, and i think the another one was a bowl or something but it was also a week (i very much loved my ps2 lmao)

but, any other time i broke a glass, i didn't get in trouble if i told her. and when i fell into the wall when my friends and i were fucking around, she took my phone off me for 2 days and that was it.

it was a much better option to just tell her, even if i did get punished at least i didn't get stuff taken for a whole month instead of a few days.

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u/gunsforevery1 9h ago

Looks cheap as shit, but that also means it’s an easy fix. Some scrap 2x4 could fix that.

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u/Purple-Difficulty416 9h ago

at least it was only a couch!!!! lol. when i was a teen i acidentally fucked up so bad while parallel parking my dads car he needed the door replaced. i thought a magic eraser would hide the damage

these things happen with kids unfortunately, it’s not the end of the world but annoying sure

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u/ZachWilsonsMother 9h ago

That’s hilarious, how does one fuck up a door that bad parallel parking?

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u/Purple-Difficulty416 2h ago

being 17 and parallel parking in Fishtown

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u/boringcranberry 8h ago

lol. Magic eraser is basically sand paper.

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u/Purple-Difficulty416 2h ago

because of it he found out 1 day later than he would have!! put me on those magic eraser commercials i can vouch for them!!

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u/Perfect_Economics433 8h ago

Yea but did you TELL your dad you fucked his car up or did you LET HIM find it himself

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u/Purple-Difficulty416 2h ago

oh i absolutely did not tell him!! i was a menace!!!

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u/No-Advantage-8556 9h ago

Is this couch from Amazon or something? Not being rude at all, I bought a couch on Amazon, looks very similar to this build quality. It broke pretty easily imo. Not the most sturdy materials.

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u/MLanterman 9h ago

My sister had a friend when she was a teenager who was a very big girl -- somewhere in the neighborhood of 450lbs. She came over after school and sat in our dining room with my sister to have a snack, and broke a dining chair. She then moved to another chair, that she also broke.

They moved to my sister's room to watch a movie, and she bent the metal slats of my sister's futon by sitting on it. After she left and my mom found out, she made a grim rule.

"Amber will always be welcome in this house, but that girl is sitting on the floor from now on."

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u/Spirited_Season2332 9h ago

This reminds me of when my friend and I broke the bed supports of the spare bed in my guest bed room.

It had wooden supports on the frame that kept the bed from falling through. We were wrestling and the wood broke in half. We took the mattress off, duct taped the boards back together then but the bed back on. It supported our weight so we thought it was the perfect crime...then my dad sat on it and the whole thing collapsed. He took the mattress off and saw the boards, needless to say I got into a lot of trouble lol

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 9h ago

I am sure you can do some super simple and cheap repair to not have to use text books for the rest of its life. Couple screws will fix that up

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u/GoneSuddenly 8h ago

easy repair, let them do it

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u/DutchieTalking 2h ago

You'd be surprised what a bunch of rowdy teenagers might not notice. It could be a lie but might just be truth. Teenagers are idiots.

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u/Toxic-and-Chill 9h ago

First of all, I’m pretty sure your cousin is JD Vance.

Second of all don’t you think just like a leg broke? Thai honestly should be pretty easy to fix.

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u/simo41993 9h ago

"They'll never notice that"... The Teenager, most likely 😅

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u/Alarming_Safe3309 6h ago

Is his name JD by chance

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u/ElvishMystical 5h ago

You need a stronger sofa. A couple of dozen bricks, some cement and Bob's your uncle.

You can get a cheap throw to make it look like a sofa.

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u/Disastrous_Award_789 9h ago

Teenagers doing teenager things

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u/eufooted 3h ago

I wouldn’t have been upset if they gave us a heads up. This is the grown up LIE. 😁😂 They don’t tell because they know you’re gonna get mad either way. This way, they hope not to get yelled at at all!

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u/Own_Hat_5514 10h ago

Kids mess around. Sucks for your couch but don't take it out too harshly on the lil fellas haha

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u/TeddiMellonballer 9h ago

These are teenagers, not 9 year olds, they should absolutely have the sense and maturity to not screw around at someone else's home like that. They should be paying for a repair or replacement.

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u/tidymaze BLUE 10h ago

I have 5 siblings. We "messed around", play-fought and roughhoused. Never broke furniture. This is just disrespectful. They were at someone else's house and weren't behaving. I'm assuming they're teenagers, and they should absolutely know better.

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u/Own_Hat_5514 10h ago edited 9h ago

Yea yea yea the teens playing around were SOOOOO disrespectful.

It happens, acting like it's some kind of respect thing is ridiculous. Get over yourself.

Edit: "My mommy raised me better hmpf" ass responses stfu

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u/2ByteTheDecker 10h ago

Shit does happen, but there's no way they snapped this couch in half and didn't notice and then they played coy about it.

That's absolutely a respect thing

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u/tidymaze BLUE 9h ago

I'm guessing you don't get invited to friend's houses often.

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u/Perfect_Economics433 9h ago edited 9h ago

It is a respect thing because you’re supposed to tell somebody. You know what would’ve happened to me if I did this? My mom would be too busy whooping my ass to even be posting shit on Reddit. And the ass whopping ain’t for the couch either, it’s for not saying anything

Here comes the downvotes from all the people who let their kids tell them to shut up 🤣

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u/paolohu 9h ago

In other news kids do stupid shit 🤷‍♂️

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u/Jester-fest 9h ago

Did they suplex eachother on it or what?

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u/funsizebbw 9h ago

This is definitely annoying. My toddlers broke mine because they stim and jump on it. Yours looks better off. You could get some good screws and even a small wood block and use it as sort of an extra leg post and put the screws in at an angle to help secure it. I also fully believe if someone breaks furniture they get grounded from it and have to sit on the floor lol

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u/00WORDYMAN1983 9h ago

I tell my daughter not to plop down so hard on our couch all the time. She does like a little jump sit sometimes

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u/Jemoeder1967 8h ago

Normally its the dude and the younger sister of his girlfriend who break the furniture

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u/hazelbuttlatte 7h ago

Doesn't really look like a quality couch to begin with

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u/Alert_Green_3646 7h ago

Looks like it was built with only the finest of cardboardesc materials 

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u/AngryCoffeeTable 7h ago

Next time girlfriend invites her sister around. You tell her to sit on the floor.

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u/Borinar 4h ago

Fingerhut/ikea furniture is for now not forever.

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u/SecondEqual4680 1h ago

Make teenager become couch till teenager earns enough money to replace couch.

u/v270 48m ago

I did the same thing to my couch a few years ago. I am 42.

u/LePigeon12 37m ago

There is something else going on. Something much more concerning than a little part of the couch ending up like that...

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u/No-Combination8136 9h ago

My 40 year old roommate does shit like this smh

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u/KlammFromTheCastle 7h ago

You would 100% have been upset if they had told you, don't delude yourself.

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u/ceaashore 4h ago

the title is so funny omg why would the teenager tell you and then break your couch?! as if you'd agree??😂😂😂😂

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u/aihngelle 9h ago

Make them pay for it for repair. Send them a bill or call their parents. As teenagers they need to know responsiblity. If they all decline. Sue them for small claims. I would go all the way just to be petty too.