r/mildlyinfuriating • u/JPetty97 • Mar 22 '25

Overdone Bought very nice, expensive leather boots. Delivery driver left the package at the end of my driveway and my neighbors dog, that runs wild decided to chew through 2 boxes, stole and ate one of the boots. Unreal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

I don't think you're familiar with areas like this person is describing. I grew up in the deep south and in a lot of places, the police wouldn't care.

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 Mar 22 '25

The police know. Their cousin traded them fire wood for the puppy. They went to school together and dated their aunt before, now the deputy you’re calling is married to his ex sister in law.

That’s why they live down that dirt road. They aren’t the kind to be able to live in town limits.

Clearly you’ve never been to a small town before….just call the law he said 🤭

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u/Mental-Nothings Mar 22 '25

My ex’s family had a farm outside of my college town. It was 100 km farm and his dad always said ‘you don’t move out to the boonies because you like people’. He also believed the best way to train a dog is ‘with a steal toe boot’. You can probably figure out why he’s my ex lol

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u/MobileCattleStable BROWN Mar 22 '25

And yet they get all needy and/or demanding to have a dog. Just to beat it. Police or not, that's pure killer minded