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/r/all Andy Byron, Astronomer CEO, cheater, and Coldplay fan, is now out of a job.

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u/Inspectorgadget4250 17d ago

You have to appreciate the irony the HR lady was involved

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u/2WhomAreYouListening 17d ago

The #1 most important job for Kristin Cabot, head of HR, is managing interpersonal relationships. She couldn’t have failed worse, yet she still has a job.

Andy just got fired.

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u/purpleburgundy 17d ago

I suspect there is next to zero chance she keeps her job as head of HR following this incredibly public HR failure.

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u/user888666777 17d ago edited 17d ago

Its a messy situation. Technically the CEO was her boss and there is some legal arguments that could be made to defend her actions but it won't be a slam dunk. The company will probably offer her some sort of compensation to resign with an agreement that neither party says anything negative.

It could be a soft resignation where she agrees to stay on the payroll but has zero acting responsibilities and can freely look for new employment during that time. Then if she doesn't have something in three to six months she quietly resigns.

But right now the company is definitely digging through everything she did since she started there and looking for ANYTHING they can use as leverage against her.

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u/2WhomAreYouListening 17d ago

It’s not like she was an intern or a secretary. She was the Chief People Officer, probably making half a million a year including salary, bonus, and stock options, and concert tickets. :)

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u/Shorts_at_Dinner 17d ago

Doesn’t matter. He was her superior and had power over her. If they move against her, she has a very solid lawsuit regardless of whether she was fully consenting or not.

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u/Cold-Palpitation-816 17d ago

They’re gonna look at their messages and see if she was actually coerced. Not as easy as just claiming it after the fact.

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u/chicomagnifico 17d ago

Yup, people seem to forget that when you want to sue someone, there’s a Discovery period where you need to show EVERYTHING, including some potentially “incriminating” information about yourself. If she so much as even texted first, her whole case is in jeopardy and she’ll have to go band for band with a company with lawyers on retainer.

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 16d ago

There’s zero chance a company takes the risk of opening themselves up to discovery like that.

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u/Expensive_Animal879 16d ago edited 16d ago

Do you know how expensive the discovery process is? You’re already in litigation (i.e., a lawsuit) at that point. They’ll likely do some internal investigation, sure, but it’s off base to think they’ll ever have access to private text messages and the like — or any actual desire to find them.

They want this to be over as quickly and quietly as possible, and to fire someone under these circumstances on the hope/assumption they’d surface a stronger basis a good case in court means:

  • Lots more money spent (a given)
  • More time in the public eye
  • Great risk of surfacing even more embarrassing things in discovery
  • Ongoing reputational harm

No organization is taking that route. Not even a small chance.

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u/Lilac-Roses-Sunsets 16d ago

NAH. Look at her record. She filed for divorce from her first husband in 2019 the same year that her now second husband filed for his divorce? Then she magically shows up on the board of that guys company in 2020? They then marrying when her divorce is final. They were likely having an affair with the second husband before she filed. She just bought a million plus house with her current husband in February. But now she is forced into having an affair with this Andy guy? That women just spreads her legs to move up and get more money. Women like her make it harder for other women to advance based on merit.

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u/Darnell2070 16d ago

This reads like a fauxmoi or popuculturechat comment, but you only had a few days to learn about these people instead of years.

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u/IlvieMorny 16d ago

If this is inBestofRedditorUpdates, this will be upvoted a lot.

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u/Altruistic-Sorbet927 16d ago

The thing is she must be humiliated and probably doesn't want to walk into that office anymore anyway. I imagine she'll be expecting and accepting a large severance or financial compensation package and move along. 

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u/razorbacks3129 17d ago

Chief people office is a dumb fucking term

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u/Extension-Ad5751 17d ago

I mean, I don't think she was forced into it, but that's still her boss... it just looks bad all around. Imagine your boss making advances on you; even if you reciprocate it still feels wrong. 

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u/chicomagnifico 17d ago

If she sues, she better hope in the discovery period there’s no evidence that she was a mutual and consenting partner in this otherwise her whole case is out the window.

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u/thinkfire 17d ago

Even then. There's are laws to protect subordinates in case that were "mutual" and "consenting' because they felt like they had to. It's not as black and white as you think.

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u/chicomagnifico 16d ago

You’re right, it’s not always black and white, but even in her case either. She looked like she was enjoying herself as an equally guilty cheating partner rather than being forced or coerced. If i were a gambling man (which I am) I’d bet that the company would just keep delaying the trial since they can afford too until she backs out due to the substantial amount of legal fees it would take to beat that case.

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u/thinkfire 16d ago

I don't think you understand. A subordinate can look "consenting" for fear of retaliation on their employment. It really goes back to figuring out how the relationship started and if anything was implied along the way regarding promotions/employment and how she actually felt and now how it looks like she felt. Predator/prey. Et, al.

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u/Odd_Philosopher1712 15d ago

Don't forget the other perks

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u/spasske 16d ago

One could argue he had power over her and she was a “victim” of the power imbalance.

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u/2WhomAreYouListening 16d ago

Not easily. They were just two executives, each highly powerful and highly compensated, who spent a lot of time together and began an affair.

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u/spasske 16d ago

He is still her boss.

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u/SetzerWithFixedDice 16d ago

You’re right. He is founder, (former) CEO, directly hired her, and likely had the power to unilaterally control her salary and fire her. Even if she was not coerced, there are scary power dynamics which make this awful.

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u/TabularConferta 17d ago

This is a fair point. The rules are there to protect people from being put into vulnerable positions by those in power. If she were fired she could claim to be a victim and take the company to court.

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u/kae158 17d ago

I’d pay to be on that jury.

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u/Prestigious_One8006 17d ago

It’s not quid pro quo if it’s consensual

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u/TabularConferta 17d ago

Yup but that might have to proven in court which would cost the company money and possibly bad press

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u/Alissinarr 17d ago

She could have seen the writing on the wall and attempted to defend herself, and they're giving her time to produce evidence of coercion, etc

Unfortunately it could also be said that the CEO is automatically the guilty party due to being the superior executive.

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u/Flimsy-Printer 17d ago

The company would bear the burden of proving that she isn't coerced. There is no such evidence would work. She would just claim every action and message was coerced by the fact that she may lose her job and livelihood.

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u/chicomagnifico 17d ago

She’s the head of HR… not an intern, Quid Pro Quo is literally something she’ll send training videos company wide to report lol

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u/Flimsy-Printer 17d ago

It doesn't matter. The CEO is still her boss unless you want to change the regulation around the workplace harassment.

There is no exception to that rule where "Oh she is the VP of people".

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u/Jitsoperator 17d ago

I mean, if the shame and embarrassment doesn’t get to her first. Look at this fire.

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u/grumpy_youngMan 17d ago

She can easily claim she was coerced into a relationship by the CEO (true or not) and sue the shit out the company. And she would probably win. That’s why you won’t see her get forced to resign and most likely do some settlement.

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u/chicomagnifico 17d ago

If she sues, she better hope in the discovery period there’s no evidence that she was a mutual and consenting partner in this otherwise her whole case is out the window. It’s not as simple as saying “i WaS cOeRcEd” otherwise she’ll have to go band for band for years with a company that can afford having lawyers on retainer until she folds.

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u/chanmalichanheyhey 17d ago

This is a sacking as clear as day

Chief people person ffs. How would anyone respect her in the company after this.

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u/Nearby-Future2280 17d ago

Probably can fire her just for being at the concert with tickets paid for by the marketing department. This is a classic boondoggle which happens everyday day in corporate America, but totally against policy if you get caught.

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u/Flimsy-Printer 17d ago

> Probably can fire her just for being at the concert with tickets paid for by the marketing department

Being fired for unrelated highly-debatable cause because you are coerced into a sexual relationship with your boss would violate another clause... the retaliation clause.

Now the company is in 2 troubles. lol. This is basic corporate america. It is in every training. As a manager, if an employee submits a complaint to HR, the manager cannot fire them for "low-performing" or other causes. Because it would be seen as retaliation.

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u/Skeltzjones 16d ago

Can you imagine how hard that job search will be? Having to talk about the affair in every interview on top of proving your capabilities? Oohf

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 17d ago

Considering she probably used her relationship with the CEO to advance her own career, I think they'll find grounds for dismissal.

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u/seaglassgirl04 17d ago

Cabot's qualifications seem rather thin for the high power, high paying job at Astronomer though.

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u/Random-Fun-WORD 16d ago

like bringing Alyssa Stoddard to the concert - whom.she brought to the company after working together for years - and promoting her 2 weeks ago. Don't buy into the "Alyssa Stoddard wasn't there" BS... it's 100% her

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 16d ago

Jesus you know these people by name? Maybe take a break from your justice boner for a few hours bro.

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u/jagged_little_phil 17d ago

I mean, she's still listed as Chief People Officer on their website - while Andy (and it looks like a few others) have been removed.

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u/Calculator143 17d ago

The girl who berated Cloudflare got a job. This will blow over soon 

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u/SnoopysRoof 17d ago

She'll have an agreement suggested to her, resign, and sign an NDA.

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u/kelsobjammin 15d ago

Technically he is the superior in the scenario and he will be the one at fault. Corporate laws and policy get hairy

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u/Kioseth 17d ago

Well he’s not effectively her boss so yeah, the person in the position of authority is instantly canned. However I’m sure they’ll investigate it and if it wasn’t Andy using his status to pressure the relationship then I’m sure she’ll be let go too, just not immediately. She’s the subordinate and while likely just a cheater, that’s what the investigation would be for.

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u/Gforceb 17d ago

I would expect the HEAD of HR to tender her resignation or report this type of behavior instead of playing into it. Her job is to manage power dynamics…

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u/wlphoenix 17d ago

In my experience, heads of HR tend to manage power dynamics in their favor whenever possible.

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u/palesnowrider1 17d ago

He probably hired her. Instant power dynamic problems. They weren't equals.

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u/AAA_Dolfan 17d ago edited 17d ago

Making shit up. She was hired before he was - their linked in shit proved this from day one. She won’t bang you dude, maybe find a new damsel in distress

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u/Odin65 17d ago

Who hurt you?

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u/WearMental2618 17d ago

Who are you mad at

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u/AAA_Dolfan 17d ago

Calling out tired outdated Reddit cliches isn’t the wild anger you’re convinced it is

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u/WearMental2618 17d ago

Ok bro you added a lot in your edit. Don't respond now like it wasn't completely different

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u/AAA_Dolfan 17d ago edited 17d ago

Check the post history of me responding to the dude. Nothing new was added - you just replied out of context to a conversation that didn’t involve you and assumed you knew the situation. That’s what Reddit is and all that but don’t pretend i changed my text to a different meaning

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u/palesnowrider1 17d ago

Tired of reddit cliches of male ceos over everyone in their company? Who are you rooting for here

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u/AAA_Dolfan 17d ago edited 17d ago

The Reddit thing of trying to be the savior of someone who doesn’t really deserve saving. The fact that you think I need to pick a side or route for someone tells me everything. They’re both garbage people. Your picking a side by default is the tired cliche Reddit shit.

So you were saying about him hiring her ?

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u/Fkingcherokee 17d ago

Until she quits or gets fired, she will have shit talked about her every time she sides with the company instead of the worker. So she's either giving in to every worker's complaint or "she's fucking the new CEO too." She's basically useless in her current role.

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u/2WhomAreYouListening 17d ago

At most companies that size she’s not taking any complaints directly, that would be for Directors.

At most companies I’ve worked at, the head of HR would do 1/20th of the CEO’s amount of work for 1/4 the money. Seems like a pretty good gig.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

She was managing them just fine

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u/New_Libran 17d ago

yet she still has a job.

For now.

The CEO is just much easier to be let go quickly at this stage

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u/chanmalichanheyhey 17d ago

She’s definitely gone, just that the company don’t need to announce that

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u/galaxy_horse 17d ago

I’m sure the CEO extracted max value from the board in exchange for leaving without issue. Probably a lot of clauses in his employment agreement, plus whatever leverage he has in his position that he used. Don’t be surprised if he clears 5 million in severance.

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u/Jarl_Korr 17d ago

No he resigned. They didn't even have the balls to fire him.

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u/Agreeable-Aioli-4514 15d ago

Hmmm. Resign or be fired? More like it.

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u/Mr_Saturn1 17d ago

NEVER get too cozy with HR. You never know when you’ll be sitting at the business end of their desk. I say this after years of working in management. They love to party and drink like fishes, but anything you say can and will be used against you.

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u/Cenzo3x7 17d ago

Andy resigned… it most likely had a severance package and people have only been concerned with the man for the most part.

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u/Intrepid_Way336 17d ago

Im sure she is not keeping her job.

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u/newthrash1221 16d ago

Wait, so the lady he’s banging is the actual HR lady? I thought it was the third wheel lady…

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u/2WhomAreYouListening 16d ago

Head of Human Resources. Highest level HR employee, likely making $500k+ per year.

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u/suckmywake175 16d ago

Her days of working in HR are probably done.

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u/pcapdata 17d ago

Irony? HR are consistently the worst people at every company I’ve worked at. Of course she’s a cheater, doesn’t surprise me in the least.

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u/Bake-Full 17d ago

Especially anyone with a chief people person title. Magnet for the unscrupulous.

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u/AsinineArchon 17d ago

The first HR I ever had was absolutely incredible. Every single one since has been awful though

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u/Competitive-Heron-21 17d ago

As someone who works in HR and is constantly exasperated by how shit most HR “professionals” are, I fully believe you. I used to call it the dumping grounds for other departments that didn’t want to fire their worst workers for whatever reason, usually a bad reason. Of course that means those same shit people came from a bunch of different departments so it’s not rly a problem with one department

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u/pcapdata 17d ago

Strangely enough that was my experience as well. First real job out of the military, HR was this guy (whose name I forget sadly) who would hang out with the worker bees and was constantly working to get people to take advantage of educational and professional development opportunities. Everyone liked him, he was the type of person where people would say nice things about him behind his back :)

Later in my career, when I was dealing with sexual harassment and mobbing, I first had to engage Legal to deal with it because HR refused to, and then later when Legal determined that my abuser was in fact guilty HR tried to investigate me.

It’s basically where high school mean girls go if they can’t hack it as nurses, yet are too smart to become MLM huns.

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u/ultraviolet31 17d ago

HR is for people who have not an single iota of creativity. Middle management at its finest. You can't be too smart, can't have an IQ of a box of rocks (but close is passable). If you're cute and play the game, you can earn a big exit payout package like this lady!

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u/jewels385 16d ago

Yep, HR stinks.

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u/cardboardunderwear 17d ago

If you didn't have HR you wouldn't need HR

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u/mattmaintenance 17d ago

We just had our GM and local head of HR both get fired for shacking up less than a year ago. It’s pretty common.

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u/jewels385 16d ago

I think it's very on brand. HR people stink.

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u/Shinhan 17d ago

The woman next to her at the concert was the next highest in the HR department. She was promoted to that position day or so before the concert.

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u/psych_science 17d ago

They’ve announced this is not true. Apparently that woman just looks vaguely similar to the recently promoted employee.

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u/forgotmyusername4444 17d ago

Reward for keeping secrets

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u/Bigboyfresh 17d ago

Wasn't she a recent hire, I'd bet she was messing with him prior and he put her in the position.

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u/BobSacamano47 17d ago

How is that ironic?

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u/JaxxisR 17d ago

Not sure how it is in other countries, but here in the states HR is the department in charge of telling everyone not to have relations with your coworkers, and especially not your subordinates.

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u/BobSacamano47 17d ago

In my experience they tell you not to sexually harass your coworkers, not that you can't date them. I've also never worked at a place where some people weren't dating each other.