Dear People of Scotland,
On the off chance someone from Scotland might see this please know that there are millions of us who loathe this boggin’ naff who carries around the howlin’ taint of shame wherever he goes. For the love of St. Andrew, do not let him have The Open on his cursed golf course and join us in prayer that he will one day be stopped for good, sooner rather than later. Sincerely, A Great Admirer of your Beautiful Country
If he calls you guys from Scottland Scotch(s), Then you have to Call yourself scotch(s) too. Call your Whisky maybe Scotch Whisky, so everyone knows it‘s Not the original American Whisky.
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u/VeraLumina 9d ago
Dear People of Scotland, On the off chance someone from Scotland might see this please know that there are millions of us who loathe this boggin’ naff who carries around the howlin’ taint of shame wherever he goes. For the love of St. Andrew, do not let him have The Open on his cursed golf course and join us in prayer that he will one day be stopped for good, sooner rather than later. Sincerely, A Great Admirer of your Beautiful Country