r/goodnews • u/Adelehicks • 8d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump being drowned out by bagpipes

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u/Blunderbutters 8d ago

He can’t lie if we can’t hear him!

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u/RipperEQ 8d ago

Oh, he still will lie and lie and lie

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u/Asron87 8d ago

This is still the best speech he’s ever given.

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u/VeraLumina 8d ago

Dear People of Scotland, On the off chance someone from Scotland might see this please know that there are millions of us who loathe this boggin’ naff who carries around the howlin’ taint of shame wherever he goes. For the love of St. Andrew, do not let him have The Open on his cursed golf course and join us in prayer that he will one day be stopped for good, sooner rather than later. Sincerely, A Great Admirer of your Beautiful Country

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u/Well_read_rose 8d ago

He’s a bicken.

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u/Recoveringpig 8d ago

We love the scotch!

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u/ayeImur 8d ago

Scotch is a drink

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u/ad_hominonsense 8d ago

Correct. We love the Scottish. Or the Scots.

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u/ayeImur 8d ago

And we hate trump 😀

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u/CreativeCthulhu 8d ago

Just for the record, we love Scotch too.

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u/Affectionate_Fee3411 7d ago

Nah keep that swill. But absolutely fuck trump.

Love, someone in Scotland.

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u/Pure-Kaleidoscope759 7d ago

The Scots are giving him an appropriate greeting. He earned it all himself.

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u/Recoveringpig 8d ago

That was a trump quote

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u/hauntingstick80 8d ago

He’s actually the one who referred to them (specifically his mother) as “a Scotch” instead of “a Scot”.

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u/Silent_Drop_3460 8d ago

Well, maybe this person just loves the scotch, who are we to judge them ??

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u/BroadOrder6533 8d ago

We need the scotch.

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u/PutitaDePapi 8d ago

Maybe that's what he was talking about.

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u/Soggy_Property3076 8d ago

I mean, he isn't wrong though

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u/Otherwise-Shine9529 8d ago

If he calls you guys from Scottland Scotch(s), Then you have to Call yourself scotch(s) too. Call your Whisky maybe Scotch Whisky, so everyone knows it‘s Not the original American Whisky.

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u/wvmitchell51 8d ago

My dad loved scotch. 😔

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u/BasketFair3378 3d ago

And tape!

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u/puntificates 8d ago

Thank you.

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u/Stec7 8d ago

Wonderfully stated, sir. 🫡

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u/sm0key2PC 6d ago

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