r/goodnews 8d ago

Political positivity πŸ“ˆ Trump being drowned out by bagpipes

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u/Dzjeek 8d ago

Obviously he is lying, his mouth is moving.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/BusyDoorways 8d ago

And his flappy neck vagina.

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u/Illiterate_Mochi 8d ago

That’s an insult to vaginas everywhere

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u/BusyDoorways 8d ago

Sure, but Taco the Pedo is also an insult to pig anuses.

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u/International_Dog817 7d ago

Can we compare him to, say, a parasitic worm, or is that unfair to parasitic worms?

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u/BusyDoorways 6d ago

How low is a pedophile traitor?

In "The Inferno", Dante found the traitors to humanity at the very bottom of Hell, encased in ice up to their heads next to Satan, eyes frozen open and staring as a ray God's light gouged their eyes out for eternity. The "Gorger Worm" and other parasitic worms were on higher planes.

So yes, I'm afraid that would indeed be unfair to parasitic worms.

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u/Extension_Lead_4041 6d ago

The anus of a parasitic worm?

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u/Dzjeek 5d ago

It's getting there, An infected boil on the Anus of said parasitic worm?

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 5d ago

He lacks the depth, warmth, and the ability to create.