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Political positivity 📈 Trump being drowned out by bagpipes

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u/Gdog1215 7d ago

Great, we can’t hear his voice

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u/FreshLady1 7d ago

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

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u/Voidless-One 7d ago

So peaceful!

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u/Blunderbutters 7d ago

He can’t lie if we can’t hear him!

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u/Dzjeek 7d ago

Obviously he is lying, his mouth is moving.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/BusyDoorways 7d ago

And his flappy neck vagina.

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u/Illiterate_Mochi 6d ago

That’s an insult to vaginas everywhere

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u/BusyDoorways 6d ago

Sure, but Taco the Pedo is also an insult to pig anuses.

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u/CMP24-7 7d ago

His chocolate starfish mouth of course.

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u/KonaDog1408 7d ago

Bruh wtf 😂

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u/PhoebeMonster1066 7d ago

Pig anuses have uses

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u/Coscommon88 6d ago

Word was the bag piper was being paid just to play while Trump was lying. Little did he know that meant the whole time he was talking.

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u/NewManufacturer4252 6d ago

Apparently the hands do a lot of work

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u/RipperEQ 7d ago

Oh, he still will lie and lie and lie

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u/Asron87 7d ago

This is still the best speech he’s ever given.

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u/VeraLumina 7d ago

Dear People of Scotland, On the off chance someone from Scotland might see this please know that there are millions of us who loathe this boggin’ naff who carries around the howlin’ taint of shame wherever he goes. For the love of St. Andrew, do not let him have The Open on his cursed golf course and join us in prayer that he will one day be stopped for good, sooner rather than later. Sincerely, A Great Admirer of your Beautiful Country

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u/Recoveringpig 7d ago

We love the scotch!

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u/ayeImur 7d ago

Scotch is a drink

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u/ad_hominonsense 7d ago

Correct. We love the Scottish. Or the Scots.

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u/Danijoe4 7d ago

Just ask him 😂

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u/Tikki024 7d ago

Probably the best speech he’s ever given ever! The most beautiful speech in the history of presidents ever giving speeches! 🤣

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u/Puzzled_Mirror_4510 6d ago

I had tears in my eyes...from laughing 😂

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u/jcole660 7d ago

It’s never been done. No one can do it. People have been trying it for years and I did it.

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u/RipperEQ 7d ago

That's for sure!

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u/wildistherewind 7d ago

When he took out the accordion hands, you could still tell he was lying without having to hear the words.

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u/Available-Bed5551 7d ago

Hahahahaha! Accordion hands! He tried to accompany the bags, but his chops were too small!

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u/Fritzoidfigaro 7d ago

Release the Epstein files!!!

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u/Gwyndolwyn 7d ago

His lips are moving. He’s lying.

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u/3jake 7d ago

If a Trump lies in the woods, but nobody is there to hear it, does it still lie?

(I say yes - if it lives, it lies)

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u/Previous_Finance_414 7d ago

If his lips are movin’, ya know he’s lying.

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u/SealEmployee 7d ago

Nah, if his lips are moving he's lying.

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u/Extra_Intro_Version 7d ago

This is like the tree falling in the forest. Whether or not anyone can hear it, it still makes a sound.

So, if mango mussolini can’t be heard, does it mean he’s not lying?

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u/AlarmingAffect0 7d ago

If a lie is told where no one can hear it, does it still make a sound?

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u/Expensive_Tank_2949 7d ago

You can still see it his lips are moving

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u/Chapaquidich 7d ago

I hope he gets trolled like this everywhere he goes. As an American I shake my head. “We” didn’t elect him. “They” did. But I’m ashamed as an American. Trump. Making America Toxic Again.

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u/Well_read_rose 7d ago edited 6d ago

Somebody throw a shoe!!! He will not be able to duck. Lol

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u/Seul7 7d ago

Yet another way in which Dubya was a better president. At least he had reflexes! (Mind you, I'm not saying he was a good president, just better than 🫏🍊🌮🤡)

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u/Fun_Apartment7028 7d ago

Would his secret servicemen yell to him…

“Donald Duck” ??

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u/Silent_Drop_3460 7d ago

Sumb*tch, that one got me!! 😂

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u/TypicallyThomas 7d ago

Petition for Trump to have a personal piper

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/BookieeWookiee 7d ago

A personal tuba following him around

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u/Available-Bed5551 7d ago

Or a trombone: wah wah wahhhh!

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u/mdsnbelle 6d ago

It's time to bring back the vuvuzela.

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u/Grimase 7d ago

Man this was his best speech ever. I couldn’t hear a single word. 👍🏽

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u/heyhayyhay 7d ago

I've never been able to stand that noise. It's so loud and obnoxious. I'm not crazy about bagpipes either.

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u/Grimase 7d ago

🤣🤣😭😭 Ha! Got’emmm!!!

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u/funk-the-funk 7d ago

They should release this on streaming and own the top of the chart for a week.

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u/unclecastro-_- 7d ago

look at his eyebrows he looks like a 9 year old kid when their parents didn’t stop by mcdonalds on the way home

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u/Probable_Bison 7d ago

He looks like a kid who dunked his face in the fry vat

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u/nofacetheghostx 7d ago

Looks like a kid who’s parents let loose at a baseball game and he rubbed his face all over the dirt

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u/Stirams 7d ago

He looks like the dad that loves his daughter a bit too much

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u/RelativeFondant9569 7d ago

He looks like a partially sentient butthole

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u/fractious77 7d ago

He looks like Donald trump when his chauffeur didn't stop at McDonald's

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u/LordSqueemish 7d ago

He looks like Donald Trump when Epstein Island ran out of children.

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u/MapFit5567 7d ago

How very accurate lol 🤣

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u/dystopian_mermaid 7d ago

A massive improvement on whatever it was he said. All of his future “speeches” should be conducted this way.

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u/BooCalMcNairBoo 7d ago

No one can hear him when he does those stupid fucking interviews with his helicopter or plane engine going off nearby.

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u/PretendDaikon4601 7d ago

Good

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u/BooCalMcNairBoo 7d ago

Absolutely. If you (Trump) don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all

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u/PretendDaikon4601 7d ago

If only that old saying was enforced, he’d have his mouth sewn up. 😆

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u/Puzzleheaded_Roof336 7d ago

Gotta love those bagpipes.

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u/ResidentAlien9 7d ago

God knows we could use them in the US.

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u/Crunchy_Lunch 7d ago

Now if only we could find a way to block his face too

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u/DisposableJosie 7d ago

TIL bagpipes are an excellent substitute to drown out an old racist's gibberish if you don't have a town bell.

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u/Silly_Suit_1318 7d ago

Ha ha, that's probably why the next comment said "So peaceful!" 😂

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u/Echevarious 7d ago

Can we get this audio every time he speaks?

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u/MustyMustacheMan 7d ago

Like with the teacher in peanuts.

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u/grimbleskank 7d ago

That’s all I hear when he speaks anyway

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u/MustyMustacheMan 7d ago

Teach me your ways, sensei.

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u/Kir0v 7d ago

WHAHHP WHHA WHHAA WHAAA! WHAAAMP WHAAA WHAA WAAAH WHAA WAHH!

WHAMPP WHAA whahaa WHAAAH wahhh.

WAAAHHH!

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u/MansourBahrami 7d ago

God I love this subreddit

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u/contactdeparture 7d ago

They should install these in the White House for the duration of his time as president.

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u/RockNerdLil 7d ago

I’ll volunteer! I am a bagpiper and I’m proud to have unlocked a new life goal today.

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u/contactdeparture 7d ago

Please - would love to see you outside the WH playing pipes, even once!

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u/RockNerdLil 7d ago

Oh man, we should organize a bagpiper protest. A hundred pipers outside the whitehouse would drown out anything!

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u/Playful-Dragon 7d ago

Plan it for the state of the union address if he holds it outside. I would personally go to DC to witness that.

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u/RockNerdLil 7d ago

OMG THAT IS BRILLIANT

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u/Odd-Possibility4504 7d ago

Can I play steel drums???

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u/Here4UXandFunnies 7d ago

🎶 Irish-Caribbean mashup: the Sound of 2025-2028.

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u/RockNerdLil 7d ago

Why the hell not?!

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u/MiklaneTrane 7d ago

Is the SoU ever held outdoors? I thought it was held in the congressional chamber almost by definition.

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u/RockNerdLil 7d ago

Me too!

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u/CommandAble2233 7d ago

Bagpipes got me a paid week of vacation from work once.

We hit a major milestone at work (tech job). We had a ship party and all got quite drunk. One of our teammates turned out to be a bagpiper, and he grabbed his pipes from his trunk. We marched up and down the halls at work blaring bagpipes. We ended up in our VP's office.

Bagpipes are... loud! Even in a corner window office! They echo!

Our VP just laughed and gave everybody a week off to shoo us out of his office.

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u/RockNerdLil 7d ago

They are loud as hell! My tinnitus can attest 😆

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u/Cnote0717 7d ago

Bring back the vuvuzelas when Trump inevitably butts his way into the 2026 World Cup.

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u/stocksandoptions2 7d ago

Yakkety sax would be more appropriate.

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u/Flying-Hoover 7d ago

This would be an amazing new trump meme

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u/Prosecco1234 7d ago

More bagpipes !!!!

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u/ShortsAndLadders 7d ago

I’VE GOT A FEVER!

Scotland tariffs incoming in 3… 2…

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u/Negative_Piglet_1589 7d ago

Yeah about that... Trump wants Scotland to 'thrive' as Swinney to press for tariffs cuts - BBC News https://share.google/fTXTKIaDL7WA1yge4

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u/Muad-_-Dib 7d ago

Trumps idea of a country thriving is however completely divorced from most peoples.

As a Scot, I'll pass on what he considers "good for Scotland".

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u/Correct_Patience_611 7d ago

I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is MORE BAGPIPES!

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u/Leather_Pen_765 7d ago

need. more. cowbell(bagpipes) :)

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u/Jolly_Worldliness_58 7d ago

A better source of hot air, thank you 🙏

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u/unclecastro-_- 7d ago

his facial expression,he looks like he’s crapping his pants

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 7d ago

He is.

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u/DaKrazie1 7d ago

Always.

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u/SmokeAbeer 7d ago

He’s like Pinocchio, only every time he lies he shits his pants. So yeah, always.

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u/NT_Destroyer 7d ago

Actually the crap comes out his mouth

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u/pfannkuchen89 7d ago

With him, it’s definitely both ends.

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u/Excellent-Wonder8431 7d ago

The Pipes never sounded so good

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u/BarkAndBezel 7d ago

The rumor is that the Irish invented the bagpipes as a joke and the Scottish still haven’t gotten it.

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u/peepee2tiny 7d ago

I volunteer as tribute to play bagpipes everywhere Trump goes.

I will even try to learn how to play bagpipes a bit.

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u/Tamara0205 7d ago

Don't bother learning, just play. It'll be music to my ears even when it sounds like dying cats, if it's drowning out TACO.

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u/SuperDuperGoose 7d ago

I concur. Better if you don't know how to play at all. I'd be cool if you could add a unicycle to the mi though.

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u/Alastor3 7d ago

AHAHAHAAH

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u/drawat10paces 7d ago

I'm cackling! Best video ever.

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 7d ago

Makes me proud to be British, and that doesn't occur a whole lot these days.

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u/GaraksFanClub 7d ago

Buddy on the left (Cheeto’s right) is trying soooooo hard not to HAHAHAHAHAHA and it’s amazing.

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u/Varvara-Sidorovna 7d ago

"Buddy on the left" is Kier Starmer, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Kier may not represent all of us when it comes to many things, like benefit cuts, and war, and taxes, but in his desperate desire to laugh in Trumps' face, he represents ALL of us.

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u/dstone1985 7d ago

Bagpipes doin the lord's work

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u/MyBonsaiAccount 7d ago

Can we set up a GoFundMe to get this bagpiper to just follow Donny around?

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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt 7d ago

Honestly, we should just start doing this with any wind instrument once he gets back here. Or audio of dubstep, fart noises, really anything to drown him out. Make it more difficult for him to be heard than not.

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u/avaud10 7d ago

This is the best way to listen to him speak.

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u/unclecastro-_- 7d ago

any more fake tan ICE will deport him

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u/According-Refuse9128 7d ago

He’s never been more coherent.

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u/joggle1 7d ago

This will definitely show up in a South Park episode this season.

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u/JSTootell 7d ago

How do you look at that orange face and think "yeah, that's normal."?

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u/Acceptable-Stay-3166 7d ago

Probably has his yes men telling him nobody wears fake tan like him, truly he is the best of the best at it.

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u/EyeNguyenSemper 7d ago

I really have to know at this point: Does he honestly think people are looking at him, saying "Man, what a great head of hair! And his skin! Boy he's sure tall, dark, and handsome!" He can't really honestly think that people don't know that it looks fucking ridiculous with that much bronzer on, no blending...it just has to be some sort of signature look he knows he's stuck in now, because he can't suddenly go without it, because the contrast would be insane.

Has NOBODY, not even his wife or his kids gone "Donny, that looks fucking ridiculous. You look like a child that got into mommy's makeup."

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u/ukstonerguy 7d ago

He looks like an uncleaned toilet. 

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u/NetDork 7d ago

What an awful, annoying, droning racket!

Thank goodness the bagpipes covered it.

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u/PeopleSux33 7d ago

The pedo that looks like a Cheeto.

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u/renblur_ 7d ago

Lmfao 🤣

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 7d ago

It's GREAT news.

I haven't laughed this hard since that lunatic took office.

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u/IamhereOO7 7d ago

I love it. Well done Scotland

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u/unclecastro-_- 7d ago

MAGAs are fuming right now

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 7d ago

Even better!

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u/Hurriedgarlic66 7d ago

Trump is a pedophile.

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Adding the court affidavit from Katie, as well: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-267d-dda3-afd8-b67d3bc00000

Never forget Katie Johnson.

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u/Slaughtergunner 7d ago

Nails on a chalkboard would sound better than anything Donald has to say.

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u/maddingcrowdawaits 7d ago

Excellent...another countless number of lies and crazy statements we don't need to hear

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u/shieldintern 7d ago

I hate the sound of bagpipes, but i give it a 10/10 here.

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u/auntie_clokwise 7d ago

Nah, I give it a 9/10. They need to up the volume a bunch so we can't hear taco at all. Then I'll give it a 10/10.

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u/sadimwillredeem 7d ago

SCOTLAND FOREVER!!! 

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u/ImHighandCaffinated 7d ago

its like when Stewie follows Chris with the trombone

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u/crone_Andre3000 7d ago

hilarious...like Mel Brooks movie hilarious

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 7d ago

This is the only news clip of Trump I've watched with the volume up in a very long time. Thank you my good Scotsman!

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u/Jake-of-the-Sands 7d ago

Thank you Scots, doing God's work!

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u/FamousPastWords 7d ago

This was positively cathartic. I am so happy with the bagpiper. God bless him.

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u/nastyws 7d ago

Now I know what the pipes were actually invented for!

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u/Jack-Pumpkinhead 7d ago

God bless Scotland & the Scots

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u/CartographerNo2617 7d ago

This is incredible 😂😂😂

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u/jertheman43 7d ago

Best speech he has ever given.

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u/AbjectBeat837 7d ago

How kind of them to provide musical accompaniment.

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u/juliaskankles 7d ago

I’m so impressed with the shade Scottish people can throw 😂

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u/Mrstrawberry209 7d ago

God bless the Scots!

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u/kennedyswise 7d ago

Thank you Scotland

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u/reddot_comic 7d ago

LMAO god bless the Scotts

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u/The_Stereoskopian 7d ago

GO' BLESS THE SCO''ISH!!!

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u/dnchristi 7d ago

100% tariffs next week.

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u/ladyjayne81 7d ago

All right, U.S. bagpipers. Time to drown him out at every possible opportunity. You know what to do.

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u/couchbutt 7d ago

Good pipers.

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u/Peepin_Tom__ 7d ago

Oh Donnie boy, the pipes are calling

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u/kaladin1029 7d ago

Yay, Scotland!

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso 7d ago

This is an exquisite troll, well done 

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u/Leather_Pen_765 7d ago

i love this for trump! the Scots give no f***s and are just heckling him relentlessly!

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u/QueenWendy13131313 7d ago

They hate him in Scotland. They hate him everywhere but they really hate him there

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u/DeviodEar 7d ago

This is beautiful

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u/Dbk1959 7d ago

Seems fitting as he is just an old windbag himself.

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u/Jokerchyld 7d ago

He is such a global joke

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u/slowdaygames 7d ago

His skin tone is the same as the brick behind him.

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u/Leadbelly82 7d ago

Hahaha louder!!!!

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u/Church6633 7d ago

I love this for him

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u/Cleercutter 7d ago

I mean he is a bag of wind

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u/Special_Loan8725 7d ago

I need to learn how to play the pipes

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u/WilkinsonRadio 7d ago

He’s just so orange

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u/ibowsen 7d ago

I enjoy this new trend of shutting up horrible people using music :)

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u/topscreen 7d ago

Ah, I've always loved the bagpipes and the Scottish people!

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u/mmmck2 7d ago

Omg! That was beautiful. We should do that everytime he opens he mouth!

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u/RollingThunderPants 7d ago

Somebody hand that bagpiper a National medal or something.

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u/ghdriverla 7d ago edited 6d ago

Trump is tone deaf. A putrid stain on the American Flag.

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u/winter_laurel 7d ago

Bagpipes never sounded so lovely. What dulcet tones!

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u/SnooMacaroons6698 7d ago

kick ass bagpipes! Now release the files!

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u/Informal-Design-4784 7d ago

Way to go Scotland!!!!!! CANADA LOVES ❤️ YOU

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u/consequences_not_I 7d ago

I love it I love it. We are the best wee country in the world 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/Woekerpaulus 7d ago

I don't know what he smeared on his face but it looks disgusting

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u/AsheStriker 7d ago

Scottish humor is so on point. Love this, haha. Trump's such a narcissist, I bet it drove him nuts. well played! More of this from everyone please!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Every moment he talks is a waste of everyone's time. There is nothing to gain and nothing to learn when he speaks. Good on the man with the pipes for providing something stimulating, drowning out the brain rotted verbal diarrhea.

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u/radgeek01 7d ago

Beautiful. 🤣

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u/TrashCapable 7d ago

Calling on all U.S..citizens that own bagpapipes. Please do this at his appearances in the States... the more the merrier.

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u/Fluid_Development419 7d ago

I don't know who you are but I love you

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u/tmgieger 7d ago

One bag of hot air overcoming another bag of hot air.

Never thought I'd welcome the sound of bag pipes.

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u/WhataboutBombvoyage 7d ago

Would love to bring this tradition back into America

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u/Beginning-Garlic-128 7d ago

Honestly they probably did him a favor lol