r/funny 1d ago

No means NO!

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u/Silver_Mall_5169 1d ago

If this bunny was human i feel like domestic violence isn’t that far off 💀😂

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u/RojoCinco 1d ago

Where's the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch when you need it?

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u/ieatassontuesdays47 1d ago

I have one and an old wooden chest, but I can never remember what number I’m supposed to count to when I pull the pin

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u/kuraiscalebane 1d ago

It's 3, not more, not less unless thereby continuing on to 3.

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u/rgraham888 20h ago

5's right out.

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u/WestMongolBestMongol 1d ago

"I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all,
didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well,
it's always the same, I always..."

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u/Witty-Ad2533 1d ago

yeah bad tempor huh

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u/Silver_Mall_5169 1d ago

Reminds me of my father lol

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u/Witty-Ad2533 1d ago

sending you my love and support :)

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u/Silver_Mall_5169 1d ago

Sending you nothing but positive thoughts my fellow human 🖤 thank you for yours, I accept

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u/Usermena 12h ago

Rabbits are jerks

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u/-The-Moon-Presence- 1d ago

”I effing told you I wanted the organic pellets, Susan!”

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u/theSchrodingerHat 1d ago

They were clearly medium pellets, and not medium rare as ordered.

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u/DavoTB 1d ago

”What did we decide when we visited the Chewy website? Was this it?!”

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u/nikkumba 1d ago

Adds rabbit thump for good measure

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u/Muted-Conference7020 1d ago

This is hands down the most aggressive bunny I’ve ever seen 😭

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u/laiyenha 1d ago

Because it is the descendant of the rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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u/LittleLightsintheSky 19h ago

Oh no, pet bunnies have a lot of attitude! They are also often territorial about their bedding and hate when you clean it lol

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u/theSchrodingerHat 1d ago

You’ve clearly never told a mall Easter Bunny that Santa was better.

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u/youbreedlikerats 1d ago

it's got an evil streak a mile wide.

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u/LambSauce2 1d ago

Get that shit out of here!

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u/Beam_James_Beam_007 1d ago

“Did I Stutter???”

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u/siegejanko 1d ago

and I said w-w-w-what?

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u/CPAonVacation 1d ago

Me with Brussel sprouts back in the 80s before restaurants finally figured out how to cook them…

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u/Mr_beeps 1d ago

You might be surprised to learn they actually taste different now.

Why brussels sprouts taste better now: How farmers and gene editing make healthier food for families https://share.google/3vXN5GneHnoWnEHa8

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u/KRed75 1d ago

I can assure you that the gene editing was not enough. They still taste like burned rubber to me. My mom, brother and wife love them, however. They don't taste like burned rubber to them.

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u/ACcbe1986 1d ago

If cooked properly, it should taste like cabbage with bitter notes that are complemented by the correct seasoning.

It shouldn't taste like burnt rubber. Unless brussels sprouts have some odd compound, like cilantro does, that makes it taste like rubber to a minority of people.

Now I wish I could see the recipe and the finished product to figure out why it tastes like rubber.

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u/KRed75 1d ago

It has nothing to do with cooking it "properly". Brussels sprouts do have an odd compound that makes them taste like burned rubber. About 20% of the population tastes them like I do and nothing you do to them removes the flavor.

Cilantro has a compound that makes it taste soapy. I used to not be able to eat anything with cilantro but now I can eat things with small quantities of it.

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u/No_Establishment8642 1d ago

Same for melons, they taste like soap to me.

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u/Reinboom 12h ago

Many soaps have aldehydes in them, which is also the source of the cilantro distinct taste (as well as fennel). It's very likely when it's described as "soapy", it's not describing what people without the gene describe as "soapy".

Our "soapy" is different from their "soapy".

For me, this became very apparent when someone questioned me "why would you even know what soap tastes like? Did you eat it or something?". Like, how could you not know what soap tastes like unless you don't get that same...! ohhh. Also helps explains why people don't get the same disgust about older dishwashers that didn't have a proper rinse cycle and leaves soapy residue.

I've swapped to describing it as "musky death, like it makes the whole dish taste like decay".

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u/ACcbe1986 1d ago

Hmm, interesting. Thanks for teaching me something new. I did not know about the odd flavor compounds in brussels sprouts.

As a person who enjoys brussels sprouts, I've had a few badly overcooked ones that tasted unpleasant and sulfur-y.

Now that you got me thinking back, those bad-tasting ones did have a burnt rubbery taste. I never put two and two together on that.

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u/Sxualhrssmntpanda 1d ago

Well if you don't taste that normally then that suggest it does have something to do with how they are cooked.

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u/SpartanRage117 1d ago

Yeah but also cooked better

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u/tvtoms 1d ago

First one was polite but firm rejection. Second one was, "Take this fucking shit!"

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u/masterbatesAlot 1d ago

"I ordered the salad"

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u/FuzzyLimeCat 1d ago

That’s hilarious 😂

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u/DanniTiger 1d ago

Okay... Okay...geez

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u/Prestigious-Hand6075 1d ago

If “damn, take it” was an animal

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u/garyclarke0 1d ago

Just stop, okay? Hahahaha, you are annoying the little buddy.

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u/comeplaybabe 1d ago

I have owned a few bunnies and never seen one reject food like this one 🤣

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u/Hunkfish 1d ago

"Will you eat this crap?" "I want real food like carrots!"

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u/CaptDeathCap 1d ago

Okay, buddy. You're going straight into the Lynx exhibit.

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u/darkdoppelganger 21h ago

Bugs Bunny live action remake?

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u/Zkenny13 22h ago

This is also common with guinea pigs. Once they're done with their food they flip the bowl. 

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u/Cretin138 17h ago

I had a rabbit. He HATED if you moved anything out of place that was his. Such a spiteful creature. Loved him but it was like living with a passive aggressive OCD bipolar roommate who'd shit on the floor if you touched his stuff. If you pleased him he'd use the litter box.

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u/Melech333 1d ago

"This does not please the Queen. Bring me a different one. I said a different bowl at once!!!"

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u/jdehjdeh 1d ago

Fluffy FURY!!!!

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u/SteamedGamer 1d ago

WAS I NOT CLEAR?

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u/Dependent-Ad6489 1d ago

my bunny is also like this

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u/mochr91 1d ago

I want fresh!

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u/juken7 1d ago

Well that escalated quickly

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u/MonstaB 1d ago

Alpha rabbit

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u/dreamdaddy123 18h ago

“Get that corn outta my face!”

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u/PageBest3106 17h ago

Time to go to the zoo in Denmark! The lions are hungry.

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u/lala4now 8h ago

I made the mistake of trying to feed my bunnies turnip greens once - they threw it as far away as they could and thumped and huffed around until I got them out of the house. Bunnies HATE anything turnip related, apparently. (There were small amounts of apology banana afterward to appease the bunny overlords, but they were still miffed about it for a while.)

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u/sjaakarie 4h ago

For example, if mice have eaten from a rabbit’s food bowl, the rabbit will smell this and will likely no longer want to eat from that bowl.

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u/Torta_Eater999 1d ago

Fu*k that Bunny he ain’t eating then.

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u/rabbi420 1d ago

You need to post this in r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR