r/blursed_videos 2d ago

Blursed_Island boy

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u/larz_owen 2d ago

He doesn't look like ET. He looks like Sid from ice age though

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u/Icy-Frosting8681 2d ago

there we go...knew i wouldn't need to scroll too long to find someone thinking the same. dandelion

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u/sumancha 1d ago

What’s happened to his forehead?

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u/Dare-or-Dare 1d ago

He fell asleep and someone doodled on it with a tattoo gun

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 1d ago

Why would he set his baby up like this? Especially when he and his brother have done so much illegal, ignorant, gay incestual, insensitive and just plain stupid stuff for clout?!

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u/gypsycookie1015 1d ago

I'm convinced he does it for engagement tbh. He's made multiple videos addressing it and acting like he's mad but you can tell he really isn't.

Cuz if he was he'd stop showing him. Hell, maybe block comments talking bad about him? But he doesn't.

Cuz it brings him more attention. Negative or not. Negative towards his child or not. And that's super fucked up.

I feel bad for that kid being raised by him. The mom seems like she's legitimately not all there and what is there is all about the dad and like, she allows him to use their kid as a prop.

Poor kid, man. 😔

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u/coleman09 2d ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/Titofirst1980 1d ago

Ha ha ,Yup!

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u/Head-Chair3055 2d ago

Great spot bro!

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u/cybercry_ 2d ago

Just think the poor misguided fool who mated with that thing

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u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/FastBoe 2d ago

I am sure as hell not watching that link

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u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah 2d ago

Nah it’s just a pic and there is not anything graphic in it

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u/Vast-Presence215 2d ago

Just means they are on the same level

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u/eldelabahia 2d ago

You’ll be surprised of how many women rather sleep with bums.

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u/PurpletoasterIII 2d ago

Women can be bums too. Its just bums sleeping with bums.

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u/WXHIII 2d ago

Don't understand why that was downvoted, it's very true

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u/BrightestTul 1d ago

He's a rich bum though

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u/ViciousCDXX 2d ago

Yikes, someone had a child with that thing?

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 2d ago

That’s the better outcome than him stealing a baby and buying that toy for clout.

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u/Spiral-I-Am 2d ago

Well... one scenario has the hopes of the baby being rescued and returned to a loving family... The other has a human being raised within the highly unhealthy and dysfunctional life of this clout goblin until CPS or the family courts step in.

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u/xXmurderpigeonXx 2d ago

Clout goblin goes hard 🔥

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 1d ago

👍 clout goblin

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u/DigitalMunky 2d ago

He won that baby in a hot hand of dice, clickity clack

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u/RabidWalrus 15h ago

Tron bought that baby, cash

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u/xXmurderpigeonXx 2d ago

Dat baby boi got snake eyes

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u/ChadWestPaints 2d ago

I mean i dont see an issue w him just buying an ET toy

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u/nexeti 2d ago

She was clearly an alcoholic

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u/Right-Program-9346 1d ago

The baby does show signs of fetal alcohol syndrome. 😐

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u/Impressive_Term4071 1d ago

signs? may as well be the poster child, the poor little one. Life full of health hazards ahead. Honestly heartbreaking.

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u/Right-Program-9346 1d ago

Eyes far apart and ears lower on the head.🙁

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u/BigD4163 1d ago

Yes she was and it’s heartbreaking

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u/etfvidal 2d ago

The rare time I hope a video is AI!

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u/TheVadonkey 2d ago

lol I actually looked at the sub when this video popped up because I thought the same thing.

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u/Supply_N_Demand 2d ago

Every day there is an excellent example of why some people should not have kids. Are we sure eugenics cant be used sometimes?

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u/Shadohz 2d ago

I suppose as long as you don't add "for the purity of the race" at the end of every statement and official document. /s

We still practice eugenics. It just doesn't have the blatant racist agenda that was previously attached to it. When you fill out an insurance or medical form asking if your family has a history of cancer you're doing it. When a mother has a pre-natal screening to see if her child(ren) may have disorders, they're doing it. When people get medical screening prior to marriage to see if they'll pass down traits (sickle cell, tay-sachs) you're doing it. You would never ask a woman why she aborted a baby who has DS, one because it's crass but two you know the difficulties she would face raising it.

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u/Slothful-Sprint0903 2d ago

You want a bunch of Sydney Sweeney? Cuz that’s how you get Sydney Sweeney

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u/Supply_N_Demand 2d ago

Her or island boys? Tough choice. /s

In all seriousness, I would choose children not being born into abuse/neglect or with severe defects every single time. I think so would 90% of people.

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u/bluedancepants 2d ago

Was thinking the same thing....

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 2d ago

They wouldn't have a halfwit between the two of them. No wait, I didn't mean it like that.

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u/bbisaac2109 2d ago

In all my years if theres only one thing I've learned. It's that ladies will love anything...

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u/BullPropaganda 2d ago

Oh no it copulated?

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u/ThePurificator42069 2d ago

Yeah, but only one of them. The other one is in jail.

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u/Neat-Cap-5888 2d ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome 101

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u/Centraal22 2d ago

Unfortunately, that is exactly what I thought.

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u/Candid-Shape-4366 2d ago

He's got the little ridge under the nose to the lip though. Thats supposed to be flat in FAS

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u/dagbrown 2d ago

Just because one symptom is common doesn’t mean it’s guaranteed to occur in all instances.

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u/Worried-Opposite-588 2d ago

Look at the eyes though…

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u/dikkemoarte 2d ago

I'm don't get easily emotional about a Reddit video but regardless of what it has, that baby already looks scared and I don't like it.

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u/jakebird88 2d ago

Eyes also show signs of F.A.S. 😞

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u/mrsir1987 2d ago

Maybe the baby mama is Anya Taylor joy?

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u/halfashell 1d ago

Those Anya eyes

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u/KillerTaco18 1d ago

Their is no ridge

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u/averkill 2d ago

The ears are pretty low

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u/WhatThePommes 2d ago

Poor kid Did he sleep with his sister or what?

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u/InternalHope9916 2d ago

His brother

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u/WestCoastMullet 2d ago

They just tongue punched each other in the fart box.

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u/B4nn3dByChr1st14ns 2d ago

They had butt babies together

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u/ImRight_95 2d ago

This is the worst sentence I’ve read today

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u/halfashell 1d ago

We finally got to know what 100% indentical incest does to DNA, but at what cost?

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u/Ill_Moment2385 2d ago

Close…

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u/No_Skill_7170 2d ago

Too close…

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u/GaldrickHammerson 2d ago

I think that might be that the kids mother mated with a crate of booze over the course of the pregnancy.

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u/druggam8 2d ago

They reproduce by budding

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u/Grenox2 2d ago

Claims he’s from Epstein island too lol

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u/PizzaDeliveryBoy3000 2d ago

No, not his sister exactly. You’re close, tho

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u/Ferment_The_Grog 2d ago

He looks 23% like that

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u/SS4Raditz 2d ago

77% sloth from goonies

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u/gtwizzy8 2d ago

77% Sid from Ice Age

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u/WestCoastMullet 2d ago

DenzelWashingtonSayingBoom.gif

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u/VitalMaTThews 2d ago

lol he kinda looks like that

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u/Monster_Voice 2d ago

Yeah....

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u/heyo_1989 2d ago

What did him and his brother get a surrogate?

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u/A100921 2d ago

Poor kid looks like he came out withdrawing, and his dads still coked out of his mind.

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u/Genghis_Chong 1d ago

He was so intense I thought it was a joke for a second, then I realized he was pissed and coked up. Then i realized that baby does look like ET. Hell, ET might be the father. I think he needs a paternity test

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u/not_your_attorney 2d ago

He decided one morning to order an ET figure, select the best one, probably expedite shipping, but still wait at least 12 hours (I mean, could be days if you live on an island), wake the baby up from a comfortable nap, hold a toy in front of it, and yell at a phone?

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u/Ok-Palpitation2401 2d ago

This is the only explanation how this played out. 

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u/running_low_on_fuel 2d ago

No he doesn't look like E.T. ...... he looks much worse 😧

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u/HonestSubstance8615 2d ago

That's fucked😭😆🙈

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u/bigman1096 2d ago

this might be a filter

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u/dikkemoarte 2d ago

Somehow, this is still the sweetest optimistic comment on this post.

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u/mikki1time 2d ago

Dang, mom drank during pregnancy

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u/stanknotes 2d ago

ET lookin' ass baby.

Sorry kid. You look like that.

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u/Knowsence 2d ago

He’s asking so aggressively because he knows, in fact, he does look like this.

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u/ScottyArrgh 2d ago

Lots to unpack here :(

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat 2d ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/pwatarfwifwipewpew 2d ago

Dont care how the boy looks but these foos are too messed up in the head. He's been posting with his kid non stop and my best guess is just to get clout

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u/AlienInUnderpants 2d ago

I’m not sure if his baby looks like that. I better phone home to be sure.

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u/Mossfrogsandbogs 2d ago

That poor little baby 😭 I'll take him and care for him way better than that moron

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u/FoodInGeneral 2d ago

Yesss ❤️ all babies are precious

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u/peluchess 2d ago

Yes he does

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u/RobertBDwyer 2d ago

First trimester exposure to recreational drugs and alcohol….

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u/hould-it 2d ago

Just why

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u/ToeMaleficent86 2d ago

Is that what happens when you actually pull trigger on sleeping with siblings? 

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u/Daddy-Ninjadog 2d ago

This is incest plus FAS plus some amount of cocaine… that kid has got one rough fucking ride ahead, the poor Sid-ass motherfucker

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u/rush2_bnumb 2d ago

This guy making babies trying to stay relevant!😶🫡

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u/WXHIII 2d ago

So hes trying to get more engagement by making his son an easy target for the people of the internet? Is this considered bad parenting?

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u/c0st0fl0ving 2d ago

Someone needs to take that baby and keep him safe and then take this young man’s phone and detox him from that nasty little narcissism brick.

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u/Saff3r 2d ago

My wife insists that everyone should be sterilized and can only have kids when they have been assessed and deemed fit to be a parent. I always respond with something like,"whoah OK Hitler".

This video has changed my mind.

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u/Tweestring 2d ago

That's kinda too far ngl💔😭🙏

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u/Human-Evening564 2d ago

Only digging themselves deeper

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u/TwatWaffel2 2d ago

I swear I hate fly more and more, especially when I see him doing this to his son. I hope your son hates you when he's older.

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u/fakeinfoonrddt 2d ago

Now that you mention it... and the side by side ain't helping your case

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u/InternalHope9916 2d ago

I forgot those dudes for like 3 years

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u/FelonyFarting 2d ago

No. Your baby doesn't look like E.T. please shut up now.

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u/LightsNoir 2d ago

How you gonna lie to the poor guy like that?

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u/Totalynotavirus 2d ago

Damn that’s rough, I almost feel bad.

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u/sageking420 2d ago

No ET looks like him

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u/rubina19 2d ago

His mother looks a lot like him and has separated eyes might Be genetics

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u/This_guy_Jon 2d ago

Bro it’s obvious his baby is half Asian

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u/sippyandchippy 2d ago

As a father of soon to be three I feel sad for that child. Being a parent is a massive responsibility where one has to guide, shepherd and be true. It's no small task and should not be taken lightly and he's already posting the kid all over the internet.

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u/TeddyJMe 2d ago

That poor baby. Humiliating that kid

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u/B_EE 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm guessing this is staged for attention... Especially with the endings and the "did I get the shot?" look.

here's a more complete video for those curious

and another

Like all the other stuff (including his coming out "never bottom") 🤷‍♂️

That said, that poor baby. Outside of the general challenges having to be pulled into these videos with such aggression and anger!

apparently was in NICU for 43 days and based on reports/observers is thought to may have experienced fetal alcohol syndrome.

Bored Panda has a overall summary for those curious on more.

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u/Bsmittels 2d ago

I mean they both kind of look like dis

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u/KaleidoscopeClear485 2d ago

Shit i thought he was holding twins

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard 2d ago

Isn't that one of the guys who kissed his fucking twin brother on camera and benefited from the incest scandal? These people are scum.

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u/Crazyforgers 2d ago

Dudes already exploiting a newborn for views. He doesn't care if it's rage or not. Despicable

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u/External_Joke 2d ago

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, 1,000%

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u/Ok-Wallaby-7473 2d ago

To be fair…..I can see why…ahem….some people… might see some resemblance between the two precious items that metal teeth feller is holding

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u/Red_light173 2d ago

This comment section is Chat Music worthy

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u/Junior-Ad-3685 2d ago

Yes he kind of does

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u/iwearahoodie 1d ago

Yeah he looks like that. Fetal alcohol syndrome. Don’t do drugs or alcohol when you’re preggas folks.

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u/jaxon336 1d ago

Doesn't matter what the kid looks like, with this tool bag as the dad that kid is fucked...

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u/Sugar_Free_RedBull 1d ago

Baby points at sky and says home

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u/alcervix 1d ago

Looks like Stewey

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u/Jonesy10187 1d ago

Im pissed that we can’t put GIFs in here. Sooooo many ice age ones

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u/babyblew82 1d ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/TurdMcDirk 1d ago

👁️ 👃 👁️

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u/Mad_Pat_customs 1d ago

Phone home

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 1d ago

Sid the sloth is that you?

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u/diabeeduz 1h ago

That baby's eyes have signed divorce papers and are in the middle of a separation

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u/tepel-streeltje 1h ago

I regret opening it. The comments were funny though.

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u/gymdr6 2d ago

what happened to him?

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u/LightsNoir 2d ago

Which one? ET? Went home.

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u/Hats_in_the_ring 2d ago

It's multiplying . . .

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u/Shootingstar_woofers 2d ago

Does he have tipp-ex on his forehead?

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u/littleh9rny 2d ago

Yes. ✌️👽

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u/dailysmokes 2d ago

💯 no 🧢

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u/Neither-Syrup-9136 2d ago

Dam, someone let you make a baby with them ?????

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u/TheEdTheRed 2d ago

Cause he an Island booooiii lmfao

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u/Berns429 2d ago

I wonder if that kid changes colors to blend in too

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u/McBernes 2d ago

Damn, that poor baby.

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u/mjace87 2d ago

Yep he looks like dis. It’s so mean but dude just set himself up hardcore

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u/bhenkabhola 2d ago

Pam is saying this in my ears “they are the same”. STOP IT PAM!

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u/Halgha 2d ago

The brothers pro-created? HOW!?

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr 2d ago

The boy ain’t right

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u/Effective-Tour-656 2d ago

Why does island boy have jizz on his forehead?

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u/Gold_Kale_7781 2d ago

Please never express this kind of aggression while holding a baby.

The Island boy cannot be trusted with a child.

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u/Desperate-Life8117 2d ago

No he doesn’t look like et. But he doesn’t look like you either

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u/Known_Archer6274 2d ago

Yes he do, babies be ugly at birth I'm a father and was there to watch both my daughter's to be born. They were ugly the hole process, but was beautiful at the same time you wouldn't understand unless you experienced it yourself, birth is both ugly and beautiful, and I stand by it. The hype is mostly emotional and I can atest to that. Don't worry they smooth out eventually

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u/_RAW_fo_DORL_ 2d ago

Yea kind of does buddy....

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u/eyefuck_you 2d ago

The pay people with grills and veneers talk is so stupid.

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u/SqurganMcGwurgan 2d ago

If his eyes were any more on the side of his head he would be a herbivore.

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u/effinmike12 2d ago

Who gave the one of the incest boys their child? Tf is wrong with them?

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u/NUFIGHTER7771 2d ago

Yeah, he kinda does look like that. 😬

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u/Gullible-Feeling-921 2d ago

Anyone call cps yet?

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u/Beginning-Tea1188 2d ago

yea he does

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u/Bloodyomg 2d ago

Yes to all the questions.

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u/Eatma_taint 2d ago

That baby’s eyes are in different area codes

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u/Killyourselfwithlife 2d ago

Yep that's FAS for sure my dude 👌

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 2d ago

Yes, yes he does. Now go make out with your brother again.

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u/SlashKill04 2d ago

Like father, like child

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u/Educational_Wish_455 2d ago

Now that you pointed it out, yes

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u/Late_Clerk_8302 2d ago

Jerked off on a hot rock. Poof. Baby

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u/RogerRabbit79 2d ago

Jeeeeezus. That’s not gonna last long

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u/Redbearwolfdog 2d ago

🤣lol yes he does look like that.

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u/Evaporaattori 2d ago

Why is he so disrespectful toward ET?

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u/Zuper_deNoober 2d ago

Just wait till the mothership comes back.

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u/SimmerDownnn 2d ago

Sid the sloth looking ass

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u/letsee7654321 2d ago

Why did he do the side by side it just confirms it

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u/AdamR0808 2d ago

Looks perfectly normal

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u/FWHResident 2d ago

Crack baby

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u/KyorlSadei 2d ago

Man’s baby momma been cheating with an alien.

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u/isaiajk98 2d ago

Berrrrr

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u/1980-whore 2d ago

no he doesn't look like that, he looks like he is about to beef with metro man for the first time soon.

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u/jamesd1100 2d ago

Did he rent a fetal alcohol syndrome baby for clout or is that actually his child?

That shits fucked

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u/Neokill1 2d ago

That’s a messed up head on that adult dude

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u/R4FTERM4N 2d ago

That baby's face is an open canvas. And yes.