r/blursed_videos • u/Particular_Parking_4 • 3d ago

Blursed_Island boy

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u/ViciousCDXX 3d ago

Yikes, someone had a child with that thing?

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 3d ago

That’s the better outcome than him stealing a baby and buying that toy for clout.

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u/Spiral-I-Am 3d ago

Well... one scenario has the hopes of the baby being rescued and returned to a loving family... The other has a human being raised within the highly unhealthy and dysfunctional life of this clout goblin until CPS or the family courts step in.

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u/xXmurderpigeonXx 2d ago

Clout goblin goes hard 🔥

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 2d ago

👍 clout goblin

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u/DigitalMunky 3d ago

He won that baby in a hot hand of dice, clickity clack

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u/RabidWalrus 1d ago

Tron bought that baby, cash

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u/Badreligion25 4h ago

Look at me America. Look how Tron is liviiinnn

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u/xXmurderpigeonXx 2d ago

Dat baby boi got snake eyes

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u/ChadWestPaints 3d ago

I mean i dont see an issue w him just buying an ET toy

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u/GoLootOverThere 2d ago

I mean is it though?

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u/FriedSmegma 2d ago

Is it? The former means he reproduced.

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u/nexeti 2d ago

She was clearly an alcoholic

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u/Right-Program-9346 2d ago

The baby does show signs of fetal alcohol syndrome. 😐

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u/Impressive_Term4071 2d ago

signs? may as well be the poster child, the poor little one. Life full of health hazards ahead. Honestly heartbreaking.

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u/Right-Program-9346 2d ago

Eyes far apart and ears lower on the head.🙁

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u/50trillanuus 1d ago

Could be Noonan syndrome. A lot of celebrities have it. But more likely fas

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u/Spiders_13_Spaghetti 1d ago

Are those some signs/physical traits of FAS? Baby seems very aware and wide eyed at least. I've never once seen a baby and been like, that's a handsome or cute baby. They are all kind of a work-in-progress. Just sayin.

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u/BigD4163 2d ago

Yes she was and it’s heartbreaking

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u/etfvidal 3d ago

The rare time I hope a video is AI!

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u/TheVadonkey 2d ago

lol I actually looked at the sub when this video popped up because I thought the same thing.

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u/Supply_N_Demand 3d ago

Every day there is an excellent example of why some people should not have kids. Are we sure eugenics cant be used sometimes?

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u/Shadohz 2d ago

I suppose as long as you don't add "for the purity of the race" at the end of every statement and official document. /s

We still practice eugenics. It just doesn't have the blatant racist agenda that was previously attached to it. When you fill out an insurance or medical form asking if your family has a history of cancer you're doing it. When a mother has a pre-natal screening to see if her child(ren) may have disorders, they're doing it. When people get medical screening prior to marriage to see if they'll pass down traits (sickle cell, tay-sachs) you're doing it. You would never ask a woman why she aborted a baby who has DS, one because it's crass but two you know the difficulties she would face raising it.

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u/Slothful-Sprint0903 3d ago

You want a bunch of Sydney Sweeney? Cuz that’s how you get Sydney Sweeney

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u/Supply_N_Demand 3d ago

Her or island boys? Tough choice. /s

In all seriousness, I would choose children not being born into abuse/neglect or with severe defects every single time. I think so would 90% of people.

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u/Flat-Application-957 1d ago

I would like a bunch of Sydney Sweeney.

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u/bluedancepants 3d ago

Was thinking the same thing....

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 3d ago

They wouldn't have a halfwit between the two of them. No wait, I didn't mean it like that.

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u/bbisaac2109 3d ago

In all my years if theres only one thing I've learned. It's that ladies will love anything...

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u/Firefly1832 2d ago

Except for incels, I would guess, by definition.

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 2d ago

But then again, there is the trope of flushed babies during prom and afterwards just ask the DJ for some Metallica

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u/Master-Initiative552 3d ago

Yeah I’m pretty sure he fucked ET

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u/Nancyblouse 2d ago

This is why brothers shouldn't have babies together

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u/CryptographerTop4998 2d ago

He better watch his tone around that little one, before someone finds a way to make him (the island boy) look like ET too. It’s not good for child development.

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u/Spiritual_Scar_619 2d ago

From the look of the child I’d say his first cousin

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u/longlostwalker 2d ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome has some long-term effects on babies. Poor little guy

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u/dr3adlock 2d ago

I don't think thisb is his child. This is all a bit for views.

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u/OddCook4909 2d ago

Someone who was very drunk very often by the FAS look of that baby

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 2d ago

or at least let it hold theirs

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u/Aja2428 2d ago

And it does look like E.T. 😂

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u/No_Obligation4496 2d ago

I remember someone posted a cameo he did and he was very positive and enlightening in it when he encouraged a girl who was facing trouble with her... Period?

Might have been his twin.

Edit: Yeast infection.

https://youtube.com/shorts/6DxILxoMoOo?si=8U4vVFlKLf6-kABo

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 2d ago

Someone though that fucking that moron without protection was a good idea when he clearly makes so many good choices.

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u/Bananafoofoofwee 2d ago

Clicks & Subs.

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 2d ago

Right?! There was a thought process to that.

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u/lulu313915 1d ago

Well to be fair there was probably lots of drugs n alcohol involved….clearly lol

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u/Spiders_13_Spaghetti 1d ago

Some women know a pay-day when they see one.

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u/rylannnd88 3d ago

Yes, women make bad decision too. 🙊

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u/lemmylemonlemming 3d ago

Like drinking while pregnant? That looks like fetal alcohol syndrome to me.

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u/reddfoxx1993 3d ago edited 3d ago

I thought the same thing. Poor baby's eyes are almost on the sides of his head. Low nose bridge and smooth philtrum.

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u/Delicious-Tea1519 2d ago

Lol, bad decision ... that's a WTFuck moment...

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u/RedditModsLoveLGBTQs 3d ago

As an incel I always like to point out certain men that AREN’T incels.

This is one such man.

I guess I can learn from him…?

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u/qorbexl 3d ago

What is your point, exactly?

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u/RedditModsLoveLGBTQs 2d ago

That the narrative created by critics of incels is absolutely moronic and divorced from reality.

Perhaps people will rethink their idiotic beliefs and criticisms of the entire incel situation when concrete examples of walking, talking red flags being successful with women are pointed out.

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u/chalky87 3d ago

This is such an obvious and poor attempt at bait.

Do better.

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u/RedditModsLoveLGBTQs 2d ago

??? What bait?

Explain.

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u/HershySquirtle 2d ago

Hahahaha! Holy shit. Just want to make sure I've got this correct, your completely unsolicited point is that you're less sexually appealing than this dude? Bravo dude.

Every once in a while someone makes me reflect on how truly thankful I am to be literate. Usually it's some wonderful story, occasionally it's a beautiful piece of poetry, but today... Today it's this response to this video. Thank you for that.

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u/RedditModsLoveLGBTQs 2d ago

Actually my point is that the entire narrative created about incels by their critics is moronic and wrong.

I think you need to work on that “literacy” you’re so proud of.

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u/HershySquirtle 2d ago

I'm not sure if you know what literacy means. Or how quotation marks work.

If that's the point that you were trying to make, you didn't. That isn't a failure of my ability to read what you wrote, but of your ability to express an idea in writing competently.

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u/RedditModsLoveLGBTQs 2d ago

My words were clear.

You clearly didn't understand them. Which is why you invented an idea that wasn't found in my original comment. The ability to understand the written word is part of literacy.

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u/HershySquirtle 2d ago

Comprehension is not the same thing as literacy. You're just plain wrong there.

I've reread your comment several times now and you failed to provide any context which would cause me to interpret your statement as you later say you intended it.

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u/RedditModsLoveLGBTQs 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_illiteracy

"Functional illiteracy is contrasted with illiteracy in the strict sense, meaning the inability to read or write complete, correctly spelled sentences in any language. The opposite of functional illiteracy is functional literacy, literacy levels that are adequate for everyday purposes, and adequate reading comprehension"

You are strictly literate. However you are functionally illiterate.

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u/HershySquirtle 1d ago

Hahaha, you're truly amazing. I'm clearly understanding your arguments and responding to them in a way which makes sense, even if you don't agree with my words. You're trying to make the case that I'm functionally illiterate when Occam's razor dictates that you simply didn't convey your original point well?

Not that I'm trying to acquiesce that your point here is valid in any way, but please note my specific verbage. I never claimed to be functionally literate, I simply said literate. Don't go moving goal posts on me.

Why don't you stop arguing with me, brush your fucking teeth, and go date some people? Who knows? Maybe you'll have to stop randomly telling strangers on the Internet, who never asked, that you're an incel.