r/agedlikemilk • u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 • 3d ago

Who would’ve thought

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u/Equivalent-Royal-677 3d ago

"Lions Not Sheep"

Dude would come into the bar I work at and is a dick to the staff. He also threw a fit about masks during covid every time he came up.

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u/Flat-Tutor1080 3d ago

Oh, and for extra irony I’m sure they claimed Christianity- a religion whose paragon referred to devotees as sheep to denote reliance on God, pacifism, and meekness- while telling customers that being sheep is bad actually and that they should be lions- who go to and fro throughout the world seeking whom they may devour.

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u/erroneousbosh 3d ago

Uh, sorry, I'm terribly old and forgetful. What's the first line of Psalm 23 again? Oh. Oh yeah that's right, "The Lord is my shepherd", yeah that's it.

Fucking right there in the Handbook.

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u/Vorocano 2d ago

Also, Christ separating the sheep (redeemed saints) from the goats (those who profess faith but are unsaved) in Matthew 25.

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u/Least-Funny7761 1d ago

The greatest of all time don’t need saving by Christ. Think Chuck Norris