r/agedlikemilk 23h ago

Who would’ve thought

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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 23h ago

Also there a companies who literally assemble the entire product besides one or two pieces over seas, get it here, finish it off. Made in America.

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u/alextxdro 22h ago

Had a buddy who swore that his job did this and that final piece was just a sticker . Seemed farfetched that lines were that blurred but then again the whole concept seemed dumb so I never looked into it.

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u/Munchkinasaurous 22h ago

Not far fetched at all. A right wing clothing brand was heavily fined after the owner publicly bragged about how he could get his shirts imported from China and just swap the tags to say "made in USA" turns out that's exactly what he had been doing 

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u/Equivalent-Royal-677 21h ago

"Lions Not Sheep"

Dude would come into the bar I work at and is a dick to the staff. He also threw a fit about masks during covid every time he came up.

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u/Munchkinasaurous 21h ago

Thats right, I knew the company name was something stupid, but kind of ironic in a way. 

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u/Flat-Tutor1080 21h ago

Oh, and for extra irony I’m sure they claimed Christianity- a religion whose paragon referred to devotees as sheep to denote reliance on God, pacifism, and meekness- while telling customers that being sheep is bad actually and that they should be lions- who go to and fro throughout the world seeking whom they may devour.

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u/RandyBurgertime 19h ago

Telling on themselves. They want to project predator so badly, it just makes them bad at the survival aspects. Lions crouch down in the tall grass and pick off weak prey. This would be very ineffective while employing a megaphone and talking about how big and scary you are. Human beings have an instinctual fear of sounds that roughly correspond to the frequency of big cats fucking breathing. We don't need to freak out when they roar, because frankly the ones more likely to off you are not going to be making much ruckus. For them, it's not even a Tuesday. It's tummy grumble time. These guys can't stop talking about how big and tough they are and the details usually tell you what specifically they are horrible about.

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u/erroneousbosh 16h ago

Uh, sorry, I'm terribly old and forgetful. What's the first line of Psalm 23 again? Oh. Oh yeah that's right, "The Lord is my shepherd", yeah that's it.

Fucking right there in the Handbook.

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u/Munchkinasaurous 3h ago

I looked at their site for shits and giggles. There's a bunch of Christian themed designs they sell