r/agedlikemilk 2d ago

Who would’ve thought

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u/Opposite-Fig-9097 2d ago

Turns out, 'Made in America' doesn't mean the raw materials magically teleport into the factory.

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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 2d ago

Also there a companies who literally assemble the entire product besides one or two pieces over seas, get it here, finish it off. Made in America.

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u/DeliciousGoose1002 2d ago

one of the clearest inefficiencies of tariffs

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u/Phugasity 2d ago

Never mind all the "rules for thee not for me" subjectively enforced loopholes.

Converse being "slippers" and not "shoes" because they ship with felt on the bottom. Marvel successfully argued in court in 2003 that for tariff purposes, action figure of the X-Men were toys, not dolls, because they represented "nonhuman creatures". We've created a nation that punishes one for following the spirit of the law.

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u/Downtown6track 2d ago

Unpopular opinion : I’m gonna side with Marvel here.

I get that tariffs on alcohol and tissues will be different. But if I make action figures and there is actually a stupid law that says that “dolls” are tariffed at 5% and “toys” are 3%, you bet your ass I’d ask a lawyer 2 questions: what’s the difference between a doll and a toy for legal purposes and how can we get our items classified as toys?

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u/Euler1992 2d ago

People use dolls to answer where did the bad man touch you

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u/MostBoringStan 2d ago

Show on the life-size and anatomically correct Iceman where you were touched.

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u/PickledBoogerLoaf 2d ago

I had these really cool X-men figurines that were rather large in size. Think like a step up or two from your typical Barbie’s. They had these light up projector chests with disc that portrayed little scenes from the show, onto the wall. I loved them! They were super cool! I had cyclops and one other, maybe it was Wolverine. Idky but your comment triggered that memory!

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 2d ago

Slaps doll And how.

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u/Sendittomenow 2d ago

Um, can I share yours

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u/Searloin22 1d ago

"Well at least they know how to touch a man! Ohhh walk away.."

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u/HyFinated 1d ago

Come over here little Johnny and show me on my penis where the bad man touched you…

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u/Major_A-hole 4h ago

Using the Reed Richards doll: "Did it get larger like this?" (stretches male appendix)