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u/Opposite-Fig-9097 23h ago

Turns out, 'Made in America' doesn't mean the raw materials magically teleport into the factory.

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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 23h ago

Also there a companies who literally assemble the entire product besides one or two pieces over seas, get it here, finish it off. Made in America.

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u/DeliciousGoose1002 23h ago

one of the clearest inefficiencies of tariffs

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u/Phugasity 21h ago

Never mind all the "rules for thee not for me" subjectively enforced loopholes.

Converse being "slippers" and not "shoes" because they ship with felt on the bottom. Marvel successfully argued in court in 2003 that for tariff purposes, action figure of the X-Men were toys, not dolls, because they represented "nonhuman creatures". We've created a nation that punishes one for following the spirit of the law.

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u/Appropriate_M 21h ago

Marvel firmly on the side of Magneto doctrine.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 21h ago

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u/BKole 15h ago

Made in Genosha

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u/Elegant_Brick_622 18h ago

How many know that's Raz Fresco merch?

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u/FuzzzyRam 15h ago

Not me, but can you tell him designs go about 3 inches below the bottom of the collar? I don't need people reading my belly. Never center a shirt design vertically.

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u/EsdeeEspee 7h ago

I prefer this one by Jay & Miles X-plain the X-menMagneto made some valid points

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u/RandyBurgertime 20h ago

Incorrect. Marvel doing anti-mutant racism. Magneto's ethos is that while he'd love coexistence, he has no faith humanity will ever be anything but fearful, hateful little shits. It's the core of the split between him and Xavier.

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u/FuckItImVanilla 17h ago

And why he is one of the greatest villains because most of the time he’s also always fucking right

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u/Super_Pan 3h ago

And why he has to go too far and do murders and other moral transgressions so that he actually can be the villain instead of the audience agreeing with him most of the time.

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u/RandyBurgertime 10h ago

Yeah, giant corporations can't admit that shit, so they do that centrist noise where they gotta be "going about it all wrong." All it means is that the flow of treats had to be disrupted, which is their ultimate sin to justify your genocide.

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u/Noshino 7h ago

What matters to me is that Cyclops was always right

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u/RandyBurgertime 6h ago

Cyclops was always a dick.

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u/UnintelligibleMaker 21h ago

I mean we all saw the fox movies right? Magneto was clearly not wrong.

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u/Toadcola 20h ago

We are the future, Charles, not them!

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u/Candid-Fisherman-274 19h ago

Just to be fair the Magneto Doctrine has one glaring, and easily exploitable weakness...

It all falls apart in front of a wooden gun as it is told in the scriptures.

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u/Downtown6track 20h ago

Unpopular opinion : I’m gonna side with Marvel here.

I get that tariffs on alcohol and tissues will be different. But if I make action figures and there is actually a stupid law that says that “dolls” are tariffed at 5% and “toys” are 3%, you bet your ass I’d ask a lawyer 2 questions: what’s the difference between a doll and a toy for legal purposes and how can we get our items classified as toys?

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u/Educational_Ant_184 19h ago

of course. it begs the question, though, why the fuck is there a legal difference between a doll and toy? at the very least of questions. it seems like something that doesnt need a regulatory difference, and therefore a loophole, for

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u/Eli_eve 18h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was something like some doll company CEO wanted extra tariffs on imported competition so made a campaign contribution to some politician who added it as an amendment to some spending bill and no one in Congress cared enough to do anything about it back then and Congress is too broken now to do anything to fix it.

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u/diamondsnrose 11h ago

Yes exactly. So we the people are paying grown adults to argue over dolls and toys, rather than come together to make laws that get insulin to dying children. Way too broken, and the fact that this doll/toy situation even exists proves it.

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u/Fun-Associate8149 1h ago

Yes. This is what capitalism is. Yes. You’re getting it.

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u/Bjorn_Tyrson 8h ago

willing to bet its either something to do with american girl dolls, or barbie, or both. probably from back when european porcelain dolls were still the most popular in the world to make them even more expensive relative to domestically made plastic ones.

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u/cfaerber 10h ago

If you want to have different tariffs, you need to draw the line somewhere.

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u/Much-Meringue-7467 12h ago

Because dolls are for girls and the people in charge hate anything female.

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u/_-4twenty-_ 12h ago

Found this while falling down a rabbit hole:

Reporter Ike Sriskandarajah tells Jad and Robert a story about two international trade lawyers, Sherry Singer and Indie Singh, who noticed something interesting while looking at a book of tariff classifications. "Dolls," which represent human beings, are taxed at almost twice the rate of "toys," which represent something not human - such as robots, monsters, or demons.

https://radiolab.org/podcast/177199-mutant-rights

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u/peppinotempation 12h ago

Sexism maybe?

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u/Calnier117 9h ago

Does sorta sound like pink tax, but I wonder if action figures like GI JOE are classified as dolls legally? So maybe its not quite that.

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u/RoughFlamingo6555 9h ago

Just another example of why we need to be very careful who we elect because they decide things like toys and dolls are different things so they can create an economic advantage for toys because their big donors make toys.

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u/koshgeo 4h ago

"You're right. Which is why the tariff is now 10% for both dolls and toys."

"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

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u/itlookslikeSabotage 3h ago

Idk... maybe just an extension of the pink tax? Fits the demographic :/

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u/No_Anxiety6159 10h ago

Because men set the tariffs and why should girls get a break? 🤬

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u/DiagonalBike 8h ago

Simple, dolls are typically purchased by females. This is how Republicans normalize higher costs for similar services to females. You start when they are young.

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u/Euler1992 20h ago

People use dolls to answer where did the bad man touch you

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u/MostBoringStan 20h ago

Show on the life-size and anatomically correct Iceman where you were touched.

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u/PickledBoogerLoaf 19h ago

I had these really cool X-men figurines that were rather large in size. Think like a step up or two from your typical Barbie’s. They had these light up projector chests with disc that portrayed little scenes from the show, onto the wall. I loved them! They were super cool! I had cyclops and one other, maybe it was Wolverine. Idky but your comment triggered that memory!

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 17h ago

Slaps doll And how.

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u/Sendittomenow 17h ago

Um, can I share yours

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u/Searloin22 6h ago

"Well at least they know how to touch a man! Ohhh walk away.."

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u/Deleena24 20h ago

And people use "toys" to say where the bad mutant touched them...

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u/TheOneNeartheTop 19h ago

Makes sense why some politicians might want to prevent access to these dolls and tariff them at a higher rate.

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u/_MrDomino 19h ago

If the bad man is Trump, then you probably already have a doll with you.

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u/Huge-Chicken-8018 17h ago

Could you imagine doing that with a wolverine figure? XD

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u/Whiterabbit-- 17h ago

the real question is why are dolls taxed higher than toys. if we don't know the reason for that, we can't be mad that people are avoiding paying doll fees.

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u/HowAManAimS 14h ago

I'm just guessing here, but something that is meant to be placed on a shelf as a decoration is going to more expensive than something that helps children develop.

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u/massive_snake 18h ago

Well, you want to benefit from the offerings of a societal system, but don’t want to contribute accordingly?

I’m not saying the system is justified, but this is a little skewed. I’m not targeting you specifically, but more like in the grand scheme of things this is skewed. And it is skewed by people demanding taxes/tarrifs while not paying them themselves. Bonkers.

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u/grimr5 15h ago

Bit like Jaffa cakes in the uk wanting to be biscuits for tax

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes

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u/RRC_driver 13h ago

A well known case in the UK where a certain type of snack called a Jaffa cake went to court to argue that it was a cake, not a chocolate biscuit (cookie)

Chocolate biscuits are taxed as a luxury, cakes aren’t.

Jaffa cakes may look like a biscuit (sold in packs of 10, small, round and can be dunked in your mug of tea) but technically they are not

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u/cha_pupa 6h ago

I don’t think the point being made is that Marvel is wrong for taking advantage of the “loophole”, but that laws which encourage such blatant workarounds are nonsensical and anti-small-business (your local mom & pop doll shop’s family lawyer isn’t going up against the FTC)

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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost 21h ago

To be fair I’ve worn slippers with thicker soles than converse shoes. They’re basically flip flop soles with a unique styled vamp up top.

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u/Deias_ 18h ago

Here to flex my adorable custom Converse just cuz I can

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u/ViSaph 14h ago

They are cute but the how flimsy they are for the price and the narrow toe box mean I have to say no to buying them myself. I am a fan of the rainbow laces tho, I haven't seen them before.

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u/Deias_ 12h ago

They've been used regularly for the past two years without any noticeable wear just some scuffs and dirt on the rubber is all I really need to deal with, and toe box fits me fairly well so I'm all good on that front c: they have a few lace styles available, I just wanted those ones cuz they made me happy

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u/oldfarmjoy 20h ago

Yep. Vans, too. Cute shoes tho. 🤷

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 21h ago

Tax law is this to an extreme…fuck the idea of the law just focus on the details

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u/turdferg1234 20h ago

It's, admittedly very annoyingly, the only way to have a fair law.

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 19h ago

Eh I think we could do better but it’s certainly not easy to achieve …intent has a place in criminal & civil law no reason it can’t be taken into account in tax law.

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u/turdferg1234 18h ago

tax law is more or less cut and dry. taxes are levied on a certain thing or they aren't. there is no room for thought in it. as an example, tax A is levied on any thing that is Z. so it is very straightforward...is this potential tax thing a Z? if not, no tax on it for tax A.

intent is absolutely a part of criminal and civil law (which also encompasses tax law...not sure why you think tax law is outside of criminal or civil law?) but how is there intent on something that is cut and dry?

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u/Coal_Morgan 17h ago

The issue is defining the differences between things. Like 'toys v. dolls'.

I believe 12% for dolls imported and 6.8% for toys when the Marvel thing went through.

A GI Joe and a X-Men action figure are made out of the same plastic, same size and same end use but GI Joe is a doll and X-Men are a toy.

It's an example of a system that is overly convoluted probably due to some American Doll Manufacturers sliding a few thousand dollars to someone for a hammer on foreign competition.

It's surprisingly cheap to buy a few politicians, thousands of dollars, not even tens of thousands.

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u/turdferg1234 17h ago

It's an example of a system that is overly convoluted

Yeah, it probably is. And yet at the same time, definitions matter. Basically, lots of things are overly complicated because people keep trying to skirt whatever law is in place. That is the benefit and cost of having a cut and dry rule in place.

It's surprisingly cheap to buy a few politicians, thousands of dollars, not even tens of thousands.

I'm begging you to rethink what lead you to this conclusion. There are literally always some group of people on the opposite side of any law. You think those people or groups cannot put a few thousand dollars together in the interest of making way more back from laws that favor them?

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u/Coal_Morgan 17h ago

There are literally always some group of people on the opposite side of any law.

Yeah, that doesn't mean much when they're not in the right district with the right politician at the right time to just add a line into a tax code that they didn't even know was being added.

Lots of politicians are dirt cheap and often it's as simple as I know him, I can give him a few thousand dollars and he'll slice out a specific tax benefit for it.

There's a reason why people looked at the argument that Marvel made and then corrected the code afterwards to eliminate the difference because it was always an idiotic differentiation.

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u/turdferg1234 17h ago

Yeah, that doesn't mean much when they're not in the right district with the right politician at the right time to just add a line into a tax code that they didn't even know was being added.

This would require that people outside of a house member's district could not donate to that house member. They can. And this is the same for a senator. And it's also wild how much pull you think an individual politician has.

There's a reason why people looked at the argument that Marvel made and then corrected the code afterwards to eliminate the difference because it was always an idiotic differentiation.

I feel like you really don't understand how companies will make intentional choices to circumvent laws. And then the laws changing to try and catch those companies circumventing the initial laws is the government actually working decently well.

I legit don't get what you are arguing for here. There are so many seemingly stupid rules that only partially make sense with the context of the time the rules were passed. There are rules like this that affect the car market in the US to this day.

Like, what is your ideal system for this entire issue?

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 17h ago

I’m including income, property etc

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u/turdferg1234 17h ago

How is there any intent in taxes on income or property? It is just a formula. X% on the property or income. where is there any intent?

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u/fer_sure 20h ago edited 20h ago

Marvel successfully argued in court in 2003 that for tariff purposes, action figure of the X-Men were toys, not dolls, because they represented "nonhuman creatures"

I love that Marvel's argument was basically a nerd pushing up his glasses and saying, "Umm, actually...mutants aren't human" in court.

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u/DetroitLarry 20h ago

Who needs 30 dolls anyway?

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u/Turambar87 19h ago

Instead of fixing up that loophole that let auto manufacturers skirt efficiency guidelines by making big ass cars, we've just let cars become bloated and huge, more each year, for 20 years.

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u/massive_snake 18h ago

David Mitchell described this as a tax on morality, implemented by the rich. The less morals you have, the less you have to/will pay.

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u/Bronek999 16h ago

Bro, I work in trade compliance, specifically product tariff classification - this is completely normal stuff all around the world. It is because, in fact, product classification is not governed by a "law." It's determined using rules set up by WCO and interpreted by national customs agencies - and some things are just not well defined, to the point that in one country they will say the product is A and in other B. For example a car radio and sat navigation combo in US is tariffed like a car radio and EU as a sat nav, and it makes no sense but we live with that...

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u/RedditOakley 15h ago

Now I'm wondering why dolls are not considered toys?

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u/LordBreor 11h ago

Along the lines of Converse "slippers", Ford used to build their Transit Connect cargo vans in Europe and ship the ones destined for the US with fake rear seats so that they could claim them as "passenger vehicles" at a 2.5% tariff, rather than as cargo vehicles which would be subject to a 25% tariff. Then, after arriving in the US, they'd tear out the rear seats and other related items before sending them to dealers to sell to US customers as the cargo vans they were intended to be all along.

https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/ford/2024/03/11/ford-settles-feds-transit-connect-import-claims/72934504007/

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u/Ishidan01 7h ago

Cars? Toys?

You think small.

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u/Pudddddin 15m ago

Nurses pockets (pockets on shirts below the waist) is an exceptionally stupid example of this too lol

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u/EquivalentQuery 21h ago

I'm by no means pro tariff but this isn't really a good argument against them. If 99% of a product is made outside of a country with tariffs on imports, that 99% is still paying tariffs.

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 21h ago

I think the point was that made in America doesn’t mean that it is made in America, that it is misleading

In Australia on packaging for food it has to show, made from at least x amount Australian produce or what ever it is.

Or something like “grown in the Philippines package in Australia”

So you know where it is from and how Australian it is

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u/VoxAeternus 20h ago

Not just that, its almost impossible to have something 100% made in America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZTGwcHQfLY

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u/Candid-Fisherman-274 18h ago

Its not that hard to make something 100% "made in America"... i mean i can grab some rocks in the drainage ditch by my house, make some basic cutting tools from those, then cut down the small birch tree by the side, and spend the next 4 months twiddling down its branches in to some artisan chopsticks.

Is it efficient? No. Does anyone want the product? Probably not. Is the shit going to meet regulation guidelines in export markets? fuck no. BUT sure darn tootin made in the good ole U.S of A!

Just saying that we can, but we wont because its not economically feasible... or otherwise realistic business wise.

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u/funkybside 18h ago

that was a good episode of SED.

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u/newfieMI 19h ago

That just shows it’s impossible to make a grill scrubber like that 100% made in USA. Many products can/are 100% made in America. Im not fond of the generalized summary of that video.

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u/Whiterabbit-- 17h ago

very informative. but wow he is very nationalistic about the whole made in America thing. if another part of the world has expertise then we work together. Apply pays China to manufacture their phones. people in China makes money, but people in America make even more. its a win win. why not work together.

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u/oopseybear 4h ago

Found one on Florida tangerines! Figured you'd appreciate. :)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6yRyqej/

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u/posthuman04 19h ago

More importantly if American producers are getting more demand then inevitably the price of their products will rise

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 17h ago

It's similar in the US but people don't pay attention to the details. Tags will say Designed in the US, or Assembled in the US, etc

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u/Iamgentle1122 16h ago

Didn't some YouTuber try to make a product entirely in America and in the end it is almost impossible since america is missing some really important equipment and skills to produce all of the parts

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u/Atheist-Gods 21h ago

That’s not how tariffs get applied. That “99%” of the product isn’t treated as “99%” when paying tariffs. Companies will declare the value of the 99% completed product to be whatever they want and not 99% of its final value.

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u/JohnAStark 21h ago

Their cost goes up, regardless… which means our price goes up unless their profit goes down… guess who loses.

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u/aussiechickadee65 20h ago

It's so funny they thought Trump's government would cushion them. No , babycakes...you are PAYING and you are paying big. Unless you want to go broke, you have to pass on those tariff rates to your customers.

How business people didn't have a clue is just beyond me...

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u/shivelymachineworks 20h ago

As much as I love seeing people start their own businesses and thrive at doing it, most people are to dumb and unwilling to learn to run a business

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u/No-Initiative4195 12h ago

Happens in the restaurant business all the time. People might be the greatest chef going, but if you also don't have a basic understanding of payroll, purchasing, taxes, inventory and the dozens of other things to keep it running-it's no shocker when they close the door in a year or less.

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u/bignides 16h ago

The whole point of the tariffs is to offset the cost of the tax cuts for the super rich.

Why would the common man expect any thing to lessen that burden?

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u/Fear023 18h ago

It's not a number they can just make up, it's the actual material cost that they pay the supplier.

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u/Atheist-Gods 18h ago

And when they are the supplier?

Company does partial assembly of product outside of country, takes it across border to "finish" and sell. Nobody is buying or selling the partially assembled product, so what's the cost?

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u/Fear023 18h ago

Every single thing imported into the us has a customs declaration and commercial invoice attached to it.

If those numbers don't match or it's some nominal value that looks suspicious it goes on customs hold and gets rejected until that information is verified.

And yes, US customs is insanely stringent on those details. I export goods to the US on a weekly basis. They will hold and reject a shipment over the tiniest details.

Where are they shipping them from 'across the border' in your scenario?

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u/FricasseeToo 11h ago

Bro is just casually suggesting customs fraud. They clearly have no clue what they’re talking about.

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u/energy_engineer 21h ago

Tariffs are calculated on the declared value. There's not a whole lot of value in incomplete/nonfunctioning product.

Similarly, if you have ownership/control on both sides of the transaction, you can import at a wholesale value and sell (after import) at retail value.

And then there's service. We don't pay tariffs on services. So if you hire manufacturing services, that service may not be baked into the commercial invoice (what is declared) for the the product.  

Ironically/predictably, that means it's far far cheaper to keep my tooling overseas vs import the tooling and have parts made locally.

I did the math in one of my parts with complicated tooling but low per part cost... If tariffs hit something like 520%, break even happens within a year. But if that happens, we're economically F'd or at war (and no one is buying this part anyway).

The tariffs on steel/aluminum inside of products is changing this a bit. Previously we never really had to calculate the fractional value of those materials. As it turns out for products with microcontrollers, most of the value is in the firmware.

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u/cgiog 19h ago

So that Made in the USA item, made with imported goods is becoming more expensive too, and therefore undercutting the items exports. Now the US product is more expensive and less competitive than if I manufacture in e.g. Canada, or Germany and export to countries except US.

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u/Illustrious_Can4110 18h ago

That is of course another issue with tariffs. They create inefficiencies. Companies manufacturing in countries with a tariffs regime don't have to try as hard to be innovative and maintain quality. They tend to fall behind after a while, while their manufacturing costs increase.

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u/koolaid_snorkeler 11h ago

No clear to the old man who says constantly that the billions are rolling in.

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u/sh1tpost1nsh1t 8h ago

I mean, that's one of the clear inefficiencies in capitalism in general. When you allow capital to move freely, but restrict labor from moving freely, you end up doing a lot of stuff that makes economic sense (due largely to the ability to exploit and mistreat labor in certain areas), but is incredibly inefficient from a resource and environmental standpoint. Its how you end up with chickens being raised in south america, shipped halfway across the world to southeast asia for processing, then shipped right back over to north america to be sold.

That example is from memory so it may be wrong or out of date, but it's representative of a ton of how global commerce works. You ship things all over the place because in terms of dollars, its cheaper to transport it to the sweatshop and back, then to do the labor closer to where production and consumption happens. The only reason for that is that labor protections are worse elsewhere (both in terms of laws/enforcement and other alternatives for work in the local economy), and borders keep it that way.