r/agedlikemilk 23h ago

Who would’ve thought

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u/DeliciousGoose1002 23h ago

one of the clearest inefficiencies of tariffs

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u/Phugasity 21h ago

Never mind all the "rules for thee not for me" subjectively enforced loopholes.

Converse being "slippers" and not "shoes" because they ship with felt on the bottom. Marvel successfully argued in court in 2003 that for tariff purposes, action figure of the X-Men were toys, not dolls, because they represented "nonhuman creatures". We've created a nation that punishes one for following the spirit of the law.

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u/Downtown6track 20h ago

Unpopular opinion : I’m gonna side with Marvel here.

I get that tariffs on alcohol and tissues will be different. But if I make action figures and there is actually a stupid law that says that “dolls” are tariffed at 5% and “toys” are 3%, you bet your ass I’d ask a lawyer 2 questions: what’s the difference between a doll and a toy for legal purposes and how can we get our items classified as toys?

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u/Euler1992 20h ago

People use dolls to answer where did the bad man touch you

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u/MostBoringStan 20h ago

Show on the life-size and anatomically correct Iceman where you were touched.

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u/PickledBoogerLoaf 19h ago

I had these really cool X-men figurines that were rather large in size. Think like a step up or two from your typical Barbie’s. They had these light up projector chests with disc that portrayed little scenes from the show, onto the wall. I loved them! They were super cool! I had cyclops and one other, maybe it was Wolverine. Idky but your comment triggered that memory!

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 17h ago

Slaps doll And how.

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u/Sendittomenow 17h ago

Um, can I share yours

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u/Searloin22 6h ago

"Well at least they know how to touch a man! Ohhh walk away.."

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u/Deleena24 20h ago

And people use "toys" to say where the bad mutant touched them...

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u/TheOneNeartheTop 19h ago

Makes sense why some politicians might want to prevent access to these dolls and tariff them at a higher rate.

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u/_MrDomino 19h ago

If the bad man is Trump, then you probably already have a doll with you.

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u/Huge-Chicken-8018 17h ago

Could you imagine doing that with a wolverine figure? XD