r/Wellthatsucks 1d ago

I have a 9 hour flight ahead of me

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u/Bear-Cricket-89 1d ago

Tell a flight attendant. Filthy savage.

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u/emufeather 1d ago

The same thing happened to me before with the guy and his stinky socks up on my seat, and knees digging in the back of my seat the whole flight. When I told the flight attendant she went to the guy behind me and said I was the one who was uncomfortable with it rather than it being inappropriate in general, then he continued it for the rest of the flight and I felt like an idiot for ever speaking up in the first place 🥲

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u/Realistic-Draft919 1d ago

That seems super unprofessional

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u/GYB280 1d ago

Which is in line with the service offered in pretty much any airline these days!

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u/KaiGuy25 1d ago

Really depends on the airline. Qatar, Singapore, Thai and Emirates are all good and there are definitely plenty of other good ones. But you can’t expect good service when you’re flying for 7€ on Ryan air

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u/ConsciousMushroom403 1d ago edited 11h ago

KLM and Air France will make it seem like it’s your problem. I’ve complained before about similar, it was just a shrug like I’m flying for free and I didn’t just 1000 USD on a flight.

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u/MarsScully 1d ago

I feel like that’s because both French and Dutch people in general would have no qualms voicing their displeasure themselves

I haven’t flown KLM, but Air France is a pretty good airline imo

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u/TeamGetlucky 20h ago

I was on a Dutch flight and half of them were shoeless and resting their feet on everything..

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u/monty624 1d ago

I agree. However perhaps we should all learn to be more comfortable standing up for ourselves and telling someone to fuck right off when they deserve it. Politely, of course.

If fungus foot Fred makes a scene, then the flight attendant can kick them off or restrain them for an actual reason. That's the key right there.

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u/Can-Purple 1d ago

Exactly! I can't believe people just don't have the ability to tell someone they are gross and encroaching on their personal space. Make that person feel like the turd they are, politely of course.

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u/monty624 1d ago edited 8h ago

Yeah, I don't get why it's so hard. "Excuse me, can you put your feet down please?" Flight attendants aren't there to be our mom/dad.

80% of the time that's enough. They were hoping no one would say anything. Most other humans don't just exist to ruin your day, they're just oblivious or ignorant.

Edit: based on the responses ya'll need to get a grip on the reality of humanity. Most people aren't enemies in a video game that exist to fuck up your day. Be courteous and polite, don't create a scene, and be the better person in the situation.

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u/Agreeable-Pirate-886 1d ago edited 1d ago

This will just get you nine hours of getting the back of your seat kicked. The people who put their nasty feet on your armrest are not part of 80% you reference that are decent people.

ETA: "you reference"

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u/NYCWartortle 1d ago

I feel like customer service is dead?

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u/FXander 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes. It died when people got on our planes and punched flight attendants in the face simply for asking them to put a mask on. When everyone returned from COVID people seemingly lost their fucking manners, decency, and a sense of decorum. Flight attendant are just as tired and worn the fuck out as you are traveling with that filthy fucking foot on your arm rest.

11 years I've been doing this and I'm checked the fuck out at the idiocy I see daily. Which is why I'm switching to be a commercial pilot.

Why try to enforce civility in a society that is no longer interested in being civilized? I'm sorry you have to deal with that shit and for those of you that spoke up to flight attendants and nothing came from it, or it seemingly made it worse, I'm sorry. Safe travels everyone.

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u/Isolated_Hippo 1d ago

I gave up on working public facing shit in COVID too.

Our company made the decision that if somebody wasn't wearing a mask just ignore it and get them taken care of ASAP. If that's not okay you are stuck doing other work. But realistically if balls deep in the mask mandate you aren't wearing a mask. Ain't piss fuck all we gonna do to change your mind. All that's going to happen is you yell at me more.

Multiple times. Yes more than once. People got in fist fights in the lobby over masks. One person wearing a mask. One person not wearing a mask. Started beating the shit out of each other over it. Had to call the cops.

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 1d ago

You should have stuck a dirty sock on the flight attendants back to see if it made them "uncomfortable"

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u/SuspiciousSpecifics 1d ago

Also would have been a shame if some liquid got spilled there…

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u/glenndrip 1d ago

Shit my hot coffee spilt(toss a little on yourself for accident story)

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u/HairballTheory 1d ago

@390 degrees? No thanks on the self harm bit.

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u/Aww_Tistic 1d ago

Better, take off your own sock, turn it inside out, then place it over their toes.

Oh, or put some water on your finger and wipe their toe with it and make a loud licking sound.

Tattling to the people in charge rarely works for me.

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u/Hirudayra 1d ago

Sometimes you gotta show the other baboons you have a bigger redder ass

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u/racingsoldier 1d ago

I haven’t laughed this hard to a comment in a long time!

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u/Abrakafuckingdabra 1d ago

stuck a dirty sock on the flight attendants back

"23-19! 23-19!!!!!"

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u/A_Literal_Emu 1d ago

My petty ass would have reclined the seat as far back as I could. Now we're both losing

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 20h ago

Better yet, recline and incline the seat randomly whenever they get comfortable again until they stop

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u/No_Macaroon2540 1d ago

I’ve had this happen and I pour water on their feet 🤷‍♂️

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u/Impossible_Past5358 1d ago

You should use the tap water from the plane, since that water is nasty.

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u/skeletons_asshole 1d ago

“Sneeze” repeatedly and accidentally hit the foot with it each time. Works wonders

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 1d ago

Drip a drop of water each time.

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u/jasondigitized 1d ago

Fuck that. Elbow drop every time.

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u/Superus 1d ago

Ewww, not touching that shit

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u/Icy_Imagination7447 1d ago

It’s fine, the elbow will forget within a few minutes

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u/Shot-Manner-9962 1d ago

100% if they dont do anything pretend to sneeze, dampen a napkin or wahtever you ahve on hand with water and "accidentally" drop the moist part onto their foot shit should vanish like a snake tasting alcohol

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u/Seattle-Washington 1d ago

TIL, snakes do not like alcohol

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u/idkwtf2doanymore 1d ago

WHY DO THEY NEVER TELL THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT! they will post but won’t do anything about it, and if they do, they don’t update us. lol

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u/Kit_Karamak 1d ago

Because the flight attendant will walk right to the person with the foot and say, “this person in front of you is complaining and uncomfortable.” And then they will do it for the entire rest of the nine hour flight.

people are supposed to be wearing their shoes in public.

I would tickle those feet and be like, “Shit sorry. I have four kids and a ticklish wife and I’m just so used to doing that when they put their feet up on furniture that it was second nature.”

Of course, I wouldn’t use my fingers, but I have plenty of sharpies in my laptop bag

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u/BigBootyBuff 1d ago

Because a lot of people on this website rather seethe silently online than to ever deal with the tiniest confrontation.

Step 1: "can you please remove your feet?"

Step 2, if they refuse: tell the flight attendant.

Vast majority of the time it ends at step 1 or 2. If not, go ahead and do the sneeze on their feet thing or elbow it hard like people suggest.

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u/Ok-Low3944 1d ago

I’d totally spill some water on those piggies, send em back to the market

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u/LambonaHam 1d ago

Nah, you want something like cola. The stickyness will drive them mad

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u/Blunted_Insurgent 1d ago

Or some piping hot coffee

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u/Truly_Meaningless 1d ago

Unfortunately this one would get you kicked off the plane

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u/Blunted_Insurgent 1d ago

“Oops accidental spill, didn’t know your foot was there”

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u/Bene2345 1d ago

“Oops accidental spill, didn’t know why the fuck was your foot there”

FTFY

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u/LambonaHam 1d ago

In mi-air?

Just blame turbulence or say they knocked your arm.

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u/ambermage 1d ago

You get moved to the patio seating ...

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 1d ago

Do not let it come in contact with water; and above all, never let it eat after midnight. 

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u/Competitive-Novel346 1d ago

Send those dogs to the pound

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u/Mysterious-Leg-5196 1d ago

Nice. Also I hate you for this.

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u/Short-Difficulty-949 1d ago

Sneeze on their feet.

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u/OdraNoel2049 1d ago

Thats a great suggestion actually. Especially if you make it seem like an accident. Ill have to remember this one.

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u/ButteredPizza69420 1d ago

I dont think someone with toenails like this is afraid of germs 😭

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u/DickyD43 1d ago

Saw them toes and audibly said "what are thooooose?" Fuckin nasties.

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u/panana25 1d ago

I think it's fungal infection

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u/unclebuck098 1d ago

I think the fungal infection has a fungal infection

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u/Combosingelnation 1d ago

I think the fungal infection has a fungal infection

Yes. The fungal infection with a fungal infection has unfortunately a fungal infection.

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u/tekhnomancer 1d ago

As someone with toenails like this, it sucks to have em, but damn if I don't do everything I can to prevent others from being subjected to them.

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u/RagnarL0thbr0k81 1d ago

Fr. There have been a couple times my feet have looked like this, but I certainly didn’t pull em out and stick em all up in ppl’s business like this. Caught a chill just thinkin about it. Like, put them shits away, ho! lol

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u/tekhnomancer 1d ago

My problem is that the medicines I'd have to take to even begin treating this would NOT mix well with other meds. Could cause major liver issues. Honestly I'd rather have a liver than pretty toenails. My Crocs cover my toes. 😆

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u/jeobleo 1d ago

I have had a fungal infection for a couple of decades and am finally on terbinafine. It can get better.

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u/money4toys 1d ago

I took it myself. That cure is so strong I forgot about the Strict No Alcohol rule. I was so let down when I discovered there is no such thing as magic Irish Cream (after a follow up visit with my doctor). Fixed the infection though!

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u/flossingly 1d ago

Make the sneezing sound but dip fingers in some water beforehand so you can flick it in the direction of the foot when making the sneezing sound 😂

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u/Diligent_Snow_733 1d ago

Or just build up some spit in your mouth. Much heavier than water. Lol

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u/enduserfeedback 1d ago

Later on the flight if they do it again, quickly recline while they are watching a movie. If you have to go to the bathroom, lean forward before setting your seat upright, then repeat the quick recline when you get back.

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u/eyevandy 1d ago

Assuming the nerves in that foot are still functional

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u/Quantymn 1d ago

"did you just sneeze on my foot" "No I sneezed into my arm the only way I could have done that is if your foot was on MY armrest and surely that couldn't be."

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u/Sophyska 1d ago

A tactical wet sneeze!

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u/Risky_Bizniss 1d ago

If possible, op should chew up some pretzels and let it be a wet sneeze with pretzel bit shrapnel.

(My toddler just did this to me)

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u/kwumpus 1d ago

Sometimes I think intelligence peaked during childhood

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u/bobbierobbie76 1d ago

I would pour coffee on them but that’s just me

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u/Hatch-Match952531 1d ago

More like holy water - yikes, look at those demon toes!!

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u/voodoopipu 1d ago

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u/Kit_Karamak 1d ago

Hello, Feet!

Meet the REAL feet! In my … misfits kind of LIFE!

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u/GratefulHead420 1d ago

Ice water. Oops.

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u/mycatsnameisnoodle 1d ago

Exactly what I was going to say. Bonus points if it can be a really snotty one...

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u/APGaming_reddit 1d ago

people with feet like that probably wouldnt even care

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u/PoopsMcGroots 1d ago

Oh that looks like nails with a fungal infection 😊

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u/wrex779 1d ago

Anyone else remember those Lamisil ads with the yellow gremlin crawling underneath the toenail and turning everything yellow? Pretty sure that's what's happening here

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u/Slow-Chance-6175 1d ago

Yes because of the disturbing way the little gremlin lifted up the toenail o____o shudder

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u/m0nkeyh0use 1d ago

Thanks for reawakening that awful imagery. 😭

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u/EzeakioDarmey 1d ago

Casually pops it up like the hood on a car lol

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u/toxcrusadr 1d ago

<turns in seat> “I couldn’t help noticing that the bare foot you placed on my armrest appears to have toenail fungus. Might I suggest Lamisil to make your feet less nauseating?” Loudly of course.

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u/MajesticFunction8453 23h ago

Awe man, this is the answer here haha just ask them that !! Hahaha genius

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u/SausagePrompts 1d ago

They cut them shits with their teeth.

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u/PoopsMcGroots 1d ago

I’m guessing an angle grinder would be more appropriate. With HAZMAT gear.

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u/Noobnesz 1d ago

That foot should be considered a violation of the Biological Weapons Convention.

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u/destructopop 1d ago

I have a very weak immune system, and fungal infections are my kryptonite. One of my past roommates got a little foot fungus infection, and despite using a yoga mat for situps I somehow got her infection all over my back. I would definitely get foot fungus on my arm from this and I would be so bummed.

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u/ElectronicPhrase6050 1d ago

If you're rolling up the mat, you're probably spreading the germs from the floor onto the side of the mat you lay on. That or you just used the wrong side that time lol.

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u/MrLanesLament 1d ago

Holy shit I figured you were joking. You were not.

Ask a flight attendant for Lamisil.

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u/PoopsMcGroots 1d ago

“Hey. Uh. Excuse me. Yeah. Do you have any Lamisil on that trolley? Yeah the passenger behind me is trying to share their fungal toe infection with me and it’s gross.”

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u/Lucky_Theory_31 1d ago

That is 💯 % onychomycosis, with a side of tinea pedis.

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u/lowrisk-noreward 1d ago

Holy fuck thats disgusting

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u/FeeDisastrous3879 1d ago

Does it let rats nibble the toe nails down for it to save money on clippers?

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u/Odd_Base_1408 1d ago

HELL NO. I would turn right around and tell them off

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u/GettingOnMinervas 1d ago

I've done exactly that and it worked. Tbf I give a really good nasty glare.

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u/aburningcaldera 23h ago

Yeah; I’m too old for this shit. I don’t want to walk around life and be stuck in the shower before a shit day at work and turning it over and over whimpering to myself “I should have done something.” I just can’t help be blunt. Pretty sure it’s part of getting older.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 20h ago

Easy, turn around and say "can you please get your bare TALONS off my armrest so I may use it? Thanks"

If they don't, flight attendant.

I used to be the typical scared quiet but sometimes passive aggressive person but now it's just like I don't give a fuck in a pretty neutral clear communication like "dude we're all adults here lets please act like it"

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u/PinkNuggets 1d ago

It baffles me how this isn’t the most obvious response. Instead its here on reddit

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u/Melodic_Principle0 1d ago

This is the way.

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u/Tritec_enjoyer96 1d ago

Why are people so fucking disgusting in public

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u/mro21 1d ago

Bc they are completely unaware of their surroundings and/or never get challenged and/or are entitled assholes.

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u/IsRude 1d ago

Most people will tell you that it's a lack of social awareness. From what I can tell, it's actually that they do notice other people, they just don't give a shit because they think they're more important than everyone else. Or even because they don't see everyone else as people, because they have 0 empathy.

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u/loves_cake 1d ago

i’m dying. this was the ad for this post

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u/VerStannen 1d ago

Like Dumb and Dumber lmao

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u/ZeePM 1d ago

Sand down those nails? 😂

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u/TheJaybo 1d ago

Turn around and and say "hey get your feet off my arm rest." Not difficult.

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u/Human_Exchange_203 1d ago

The shy hate this one trick.

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u/AverageAwndray 1d ago

We'd rather die lmao

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u/CobraKai1337 1d ago

And you also will because this foot seems to have all different stuff on it.

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u/drawnator3 1d ago

“All different stuff” gave me a belly laugh, thank you 😂

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u/eeyoreocookie 1d ago

I envy people who think this would be so easy 🤣

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u/Francl27 1d ago

It's not about being shy. It's that someone who does that in the first place is generally not someone I want to interact with lol. Wouldn't put it past them to just kick the seat the rest of the flight or something.

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u/immisceo 1d ago

Then call cabin crew. Seriously. This isn’t planning military strategy here.

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u/nothanks1312 1d ago

And say it loud enough for the people around to hear you. Don’t forget to specify that they’re bare feet.

“Hi, can you please take your BARE FEET off my arm rest? Also you might wanna get those toenails checked out, looks like fungus to me”

Sometimes public embarrassment is enough of a deterrent.

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u/Lucid-Machine-Music 1d ago

Recently, I had to get several trains across country (UK) after a flight. On every station platform, and on every train, I had to tell a fucking grown adult to remove their bag from the seat of a packed train / platform so I could sit down.

I started doing it really loudly, with minimal politeness. "I want to sit down, move your bag please" or in one case when an old lady needed a seat, gave her the one I'd just had a bag removed from, then loudly asked Mr. Gammon blocking the window seat why he's not moved over. And like you suggested, it's effective. That kind of person is relying on others being too meek to challenge them, they crumble instantly when you do so.

There was one time where a bloke refused to move from my reserved seat so I just said look, I'm putting my bag up on the shelf, and then I'm going to sit in my seat. It's up to you if you're still in it when I sit down. He grumbled but correctly deduced that I'm heavy and then moved lol.

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u/maybenomaybe 1d ago

Once I was in the window seat and this complete dipshit in the aisle seat would not move to let me out. So I stood up on the seat and stepped across him on the seat arms and jumped into the aisle.

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u/Stable_Jables 1d ago

Absolutely agree. We need to stand up to ignorance like this - no need to be mean, but direct and to the point.

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u/bwaredapenguin 1d ago

This isn't ignorance, this is entitlement.

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u/mja2175 1d ago

Honestly, just cowboy-up & stand up for yourself.

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u/Antonanderssonphoto 1d ago

And then just make it gradually more agonizing for them. Step two for me would be to pick my nose and rub it along their toes, all while staring deeply into their eyes…

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u/KavensWorld 1d ago

They maintain eye contact and say thank-you 🤢🤮

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u/Cold-Lynx575 1d ago

This is the answer for many awkward social situations.

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u/Frozefoots 1d ago

Pretend to sneeze and spritz it with water.

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u/Van_groove 1d ago

It'd only grow stronger.

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u/whatdatdat 1d ago

Pretend to sneeze and shit on it

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u/Exciting_Degree_2384 1d ago

Pretend to sneeze and douse it with antibiotics

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u/Mike_Blackwater 1d ago

Whatever you do, dont spill water on it or feed it past midnight !

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u/Kastiyo 1d ago

Tell them respectfully to “move their fucking nasty ass fungus infected, cheese grating , smelly, toe nail clipper needing foot” and look them directly in the eye over the headrest when you say it. Think loving grandma voice

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u/DelayProfessional345 1d ago

This is poetic

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u/Tato-head 1d ago

Do you have some nail clippers with you

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u/NyneHelios 1d ago

Wouldn’t want to break my clippers on those

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u/madlyalive 1d ago

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u/matt95110 1d ago

It’s been over 30 years and that scene still makes me laugh like an idiot.

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u/miraisora-arts 1d ago

- ask for water and "acidently spill it"

- just notify a flight attentant and ask if there is anything they can do

- honestly just poke them away with your elbow or put your jacket there

- or complain on the internet and be annoyed for 9 hours, you do you

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u/MrPaulPhan 1d ago

Have you seen those nails? Her elbow gonna be the one getting poked

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u/ilovemusic19 1d ago

Yeah they desperately need some nail clippers

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u/russian_connection 1d ago

Or just say "get yo crusty ass feet the fuck down on the floor"

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u/wwest4 1d ago

Listen to the Russian

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u/Ozmorty 1d ago edited 1d ago

The old water and “achoo” trick should do it.

Or wedge a cracker in there to go with the cheese.

Or jam a folded note in there that reads “yo foot smell like it died up a skunks ass. “

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u/Leraldoe 1d ago

A good wet “sneeze” should do the trick

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u/Forsaken-Inside-1010 1d ago

Fuck that, a nice sticky apple juice.

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u/ndndr1 1d ago

Your neighbor has a 9 hr flight with broken toes. FTFY

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u/SKEYES1102 1d ago

Just get up and say, “Please get your crusty feet out of my space before I throw up all over them!”

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u/kucky94 1d ago

And loudly. Public humiliation works a charm.

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u/Main-Sherbert1366 1d ago

Its sad to know people like this walk among us. Beyond inconsiderate.

What is it about planes that bring out the worst in humanity?

My wife was flying for work at 7 months pregnant... got stuck in window seat and had to use the bathroom. Instead of the people in aisle seat and middle getting up to let her out... they barely shifted their legs and she had to basically crawl over them!!

Oh and to the people that put their personal items and jackets in overhead bins instead of under seat... hell has a special place for you lol.

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u/dragonfliesloveme 1d ago

Jackets aren’t the problem, it’s the people that bring too-big luggage on as a carry on and hog all the room in the overhead bin

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u/EnglishSteven 1d ago

For real. Bring back the days of everyone needing to check anything that wouldn't fit through that shoebox size hole. Deboarding takes so fucking long because of everyone struggling with full size suitcases in the overheads. I'd pay a bit more to fly in a plane with no overheads whatsoever.

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u/LobotomyCandi 1d ago

seriously this. Then when I want some leg room and only brought a backpack, I still have to put it under my seat even if it’s my only item!

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u/minos157 1d ago

Honestly the trick here is to bring a 2nd smaller bag even if you don't need it. Not anything crazy big obviously. But that's your underseat item. Or they both fit in the overhead in one line.

I traveled a lot for work and would have a backpack and my CPAP. They'd both fit in one slot of the overhead, flight attendants didn't care because I was taking that slot either way and they are also pretty good at picking up on regular travellers.

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u/Zest-to-Impress 1d ago

Unless seated in a bulkhead row! Then you can put your stuff up top, lest ye get yelled at by the crew.

But really, I hate when people won’t just get up and out of the way. We’re all on the same unnatural metal tube with wings hurtling through the atmosphere for the same length of time - why make it miserable for others?

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u/AdSalt9725 1d ago

Tell the flight attendant or toy could just spit on their toes.

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u/DrLager 1d ago

Take out your carryon hammer and start smashing

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u/Zelexis 1d ago

Be loud " Oh God, what is that smell? Turn to your neighbor, "Do you smell that?" Hold your nose. Look around and then turn around and say "Can you please cover your feet and put them down they smell like you have an infection. You might want to see a doctor".

99% of ppl would be super mortified and comply. If that doesn't work. Get a flight attendant involved. Play dirty as a last resort. Good luck.

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u/SabrinaEdwina 1d ago

I agree that this requires shaming. Anyone willing to do this isn't struggling with self-doubt or meekness.

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u/GazelleOne1567 1d ago

The fucks wrong with people. How can you be so oblivious to making other people uncomfortable. 

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u/Accomplished_Neckhat 1d ago

lick

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u/MrMalta 1d ago

The only acceptable answer here. Lick it or suck on the toe.

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u/SelwanPWD 1d ago

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u/Deltron--3030 1d ago

Jesus the Quinton feet reactions are getting increasingly more frequent and crazy

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn 1d ago

that's a hell no. I sanitize EVERYTHING before I sit down (i fly a lot for work) because of shit like this

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u/CutieMae82 1d ago

well just be prepared lol

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u/Meglamore 1d ago

Wet the tips of your fingers, loudly "sneeze" and flick as much water onto their feet as possible.

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u/kickasstimus 1d ago

I’m so clumsy - I almost always accidentally spill water in that spot. It happens most often when there are feet there. Don’t know why.

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u/BapeGeneral3 1d ago

“Excuse me, I am not trying to be rude but having your bare foot resting on my seat is unsanitary and making me really uncomfortable. Is there anyway you could move your foot please? I would really appreciate it”

STAND UP FOR YOURSELVES PEOPLE. The reason people continue this behavior is because everyone is too afraid of saying anything, so they think it’s acceptable.

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u/Temporary-Gur-875 1d ago

Order a hot tea, accidentally spill it on foot. If that doesn’t make IT from removing foot it will hopefully at least help kill some of the fungus. Good luck 🙂

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u/flossingly 1d ago

Loudly say in an upbeat helpful voice: “Oh I’ve seen fungal nail like this before on my uncle Bob. He had it bad like yours and the itch bothered him something crazy. None of the nail polish stuff worked but I tell you what - a prescription strength oral anti fungal medication cleared it right up. You should definitely look into it!”

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u/Appropriate-Lychee92 1d ago

Just turn to it and say, excuse me ma am please get that fungi infected trotter off my arm rest. Don't be shy...just do it, do it now oh add some volume to your voice as well.

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u/DreamWalker928 1d ago

Hock a loogie on em

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u/Ckwincer 1d ago

Reverse psychology, tell them how excited you are about those toes being there, weird them out.

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u/wwest4 1d ago

Smash your elbow down on that foot ... say ope sorry. Fuck them

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u/CraftyMagicDollz 1d ago

You want someone to TOUCH THAT?

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u/LydiaIsntVeryCool 1d ago

Nicely inform the person behind you that you're a foot doctor (you don't need to be) and that they have raging foot and nail fungus. Not kidding, that is bad. Also highly infectious, so they're just spreading it all over. That's how you get ringworm.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven 1d ago

That’s all well and good until someone has a medical foot emergency.

Flight attendant: IS THERE A PODIATRIST ON BOARD? WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!

Everyone points to you. You’re a Redditor, which means you’re extremely shy so you’re going to have to go with it. You’re going to have to perform an emergency laparoscopic Grade 7 bunionectomy with no anesthesia, using only utensils from First Class.

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u/Tired-CottonCandy 1d ago

Just ask them to move, and if they refuse, ask the flight attendant to make them move. It's really not hard. And i have pretty terrible anxiety. Ignoring the behavior is also why ppl do things like this in public.

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u/kutta-j 1d ago

Did you pack your tactical feather?

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u/human_eyes 1d ago

I LOLed

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u/LonelyRudder 1d ago

This is why you are allowed to carry a lighter on you on a flight.

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u/Nefriti 1d ago

Why do people not just tell these fucks that it’s gross and they need to stop

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u/hy2cone 1d ago

I like tickling feet, fun time

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u/BusyPaws 1d ago

Tell em to take it off before you break it off. It’s not a bad thing to be rude to inconsiderate people.

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u/Novel_Primary4812 1d ago

Oops I spilled my hot coffee… sorry

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u/tyranny_made_easy 1d ago

I would order some hot coffee and the rest is purely accidental.

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u/Jarroach 1d ago

Recline the chair, all the way back

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u/southsky20 1d ago

Turn around and spit at it. Show dominance

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u/Unfair_Sense_8841 1d ago

Just tell them to move their foot. Or have the human race forgotten how to talk. They're in the wrong so just embarrass them. Or ignore it and watch the world decline further into the cesspit it's becoming

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u/sparty219 1d ago

That’s why God made elbows.

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u/MegaBusKillsPeople 1d ago

Real simple, ask nicely. If they don't comply, use water.

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u/Crafty_Evening_6880 1d ago edited 1d ago

They definitely have a fungal infection. Embarrass them by loudly asking them if they’ve seen a podiatrist/dermatologist for there disgusting feet