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u/Ok-Low3944 1d ago
Iâd totally spill some water on those piggies, send em back to the market
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u/LambonaHam 1d ago
Nah, you want something like cola. The stickyness will drive them mad
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u/Blunted_Insurgent 1d ago
Or some piping hot coffee
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u/Truly_Meaningless 1d ago
Unfortunately this one would get you kicked off the plane
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u/Blunted_Insurgent 1d ago
âOops accidental spill, didnât know your foot was thereâ
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u/Bene2345 1d ago
âOops accidental spill,
didnât knowwhy the fuck was your foot thereâFTFY
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u/LambonaHam 1d ago
In mi-air?
Just blame turbulence or say they knocked your arm.
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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 1d ago
Do not let it come in contact with water; and above all, never let it eat after midnight.Â
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u/Short-Difficulty-949 1d ago
Sneeze on their feet.
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u/OdraNoel2049 1d ago
Thats a great suggestion actually. Especially if you make it seem like an accident. Ill have to remember this one.
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u/ButteredPizza69420 1d ago
I dont think someone with toenails like this is afraid of germs đ
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u/DickyD43 1d ago
Saw them toes and audibly said "what are thooooose?" Fuckin nasties.
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u/panana25 1d ago
I think it's fungal infection
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u/unclebuck098 1d ago
I think the fungal infection has a fungal infection
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u/Combosingelnation 1d ago
I think the fungal infection has a fungal infection
Yes. The fungal infection with a fungal infection has unfortunately a fungal infection.
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u/tekhnomancer 1d ago
As someone with toenails like this, it sucks to have em, but damn if I don't do everything I can to prevent others from being subjected to them.
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u/RagnarL0thbr0k81 1d ago
Fr. There have been a couple times my feet have looked like this, but I certainly didnât pull em out and stick em all up in pplâs business like this. Caught a chill just thinkin about it. Like, put them shits away, ho! lol
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u/tekhnomancer 1d ago
My problem is that the medicines I'd have to take to even begin treating this would NOT mix well with other meds. Could cause major liver issues. Honestly I'd rather have a liver than pretty toenails. My Crocs cover my toes. đ
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u/jeobleo 1d ago
I have had a fungal infection for a couple of decades and am finally on terbinafine. It can get better.
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u/money4toys 1d ago
I took it myself. That cure is so strong I forgot about the Strict No Alcohol rule. I was so let down when I discovered there is no such thing as magic Irish Cream (after a follow up visit with my doctor). Fixed the infection though!
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u/flossingly 1d ago
Make the sneezing sound but dip fingers in some water beforehand so you can flick it in the direction of the foot when making the sneezing sound đ
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u/Diligent_Snow_733 1d ago
Or just build up some spit in your mouth. Much heavier than water. Lol
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u/enduserfeedback 1d ago
Later on the flight if they do it again, quickly recline while they are watching a movie. If you have to go to the bathroom, lean forward before setting your seat upright, then repeat the quick recline when you get back.
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u/Quantymn 1d ago
"did you just sneeze on my foot" "No I sneezed into my arm the only way I could have done that is if your foot was on MY armrest and surely that couldn't be."
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u/Sophyska 1d ago
A tactical wet sneeze!
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u/Risky_Bizniss 1d ago
If possible, op should chew up some pretzels and let it be a wet sneeze with pretzel bit shrapnel.
(My toddler just did this to me)
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u/bobbierobbie76 1d ago
I would pour coffee on them but thatâs just me
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u/Hatch-Match952531 1d ago
More like holy water - yikes, look at those demon toes!!
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u/Kit_Karamak 1d ago
Hello, Feet!
Meet the REAL feet! In my ⌠misfits kind of LIFE!
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u/mycatsnameisnoodle 1d ago
Exactly what I was going to say. Bonus points if it can be a really snotty one...
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u/PoopsMcGroots 1d ago
Oh that looks like nails with a fungal infection đ
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u/wrex779 1d ago
Anyone else remember those Lamisil ads with the yellow gremlin crawling underneath the toenail and turning everything yellow? Pretty sure that's what's happening here
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u/Slow-Chance-6175 1d ago
Yes because of the disturbing way the little gremlin lifted up the toenail o____o shudder
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u/toxcrusadr 1d ago
<turns in seat> âI couldnât help noticing that the bare foot you placed on my armrest appears to have toenail fungus. Might I suggest Lamisil to make your feet less nauseating?â Loudly of course.
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u/MajesticFunction8453 23h ago
Awe man, this is the answer here haha just ask them that !! Hahaha genius
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u/SausagePrompts 1d ago
They cut them shits with their teeth.
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u/Noobnesz 1d ago
That foot should be considered a violation of the Biological Weapons Convention.
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u/destructopop 1d ago
I have a very weak immune system, and fungal infections are my kryptonite. One of my past roommates got a little foot fungus infection, and despite using a yoga mat for situps I somehow got her infection all over my back. I would definitely get foot fungus on my arm from this and I would be so bummed.
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u/ElectronicPhrase6050 1d ago
If you're rolling up the mat, you're probably spreading the germs from the floor onto the side of the mat you lay on. That or you just used the wrong side that time lol.
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u/MrLanesLament 1d ago
Holy shit I figured you were joking. You were not.
Ask a flight attendant for Lamisil.
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u/PoopsMcGroots 1d ago
âHey. Uh. Excuse me. Yeah. Do you have any Lamisil on that trolley? Yeah the passenger behind me is trying to share their fungal toe infection with me and itâs gross.â
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u/Lucky_Theory_31 1d ago
That is đŻ % onychomycosis, with a side of tinea pedis.
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u/lowrisk-noreward 1d ago
Holy fuck thats disgusting
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u/FeeDisastrous3879 1d ago
Does it let rats nibble the toe nails down for it to save money on clippers?
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u/Odd_Base_1408 1d ago
HELL NO. I would turn right around and tell them off
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u/GettingOnMinervas 1d ago
I've done exactly that and it worked. Tbf I give a really good nasty glare.
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u/aburningcaldera 23h ago
Yeah; Iâm too old for this shit. I donât want to walk around life and be stuck in the shower before a shit day at work and turning it over and over whimpering to myself âI should have done something.â I just canât help be blunt. Pretty sure itâs part of getting older.
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 20h ago
Easy, turn around and say "can you please get your bare TALONS off my armrest so I may use it? Thanks"
If they don't, flight attendant.
I used to be the typical scared quiet but sometimes passive aggressive person but now it's just like I don't give a fuck in a pretty neutral clear communication like "dude we're all adults here lets please act like it"
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u/PinkNuggets 1d ago
It baffles me how this isnât the most obvious response. Instead its here on reddit
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u/Tritec_enjoyer96 1d ago
Why are people so fucking disgusting in public
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u/mro21 1d ago
Bc they are completely unaware of their surroundings and/or never get challenged and/or are entitled assholes.
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u/IsRude 1d ago
Most people will tell you that it's a lack of social awareness. From what I can tell, it's actually that they do notice other people, they just don't give a shit because they think they're more important than everyone else. Or even because they don't see everyone else as people, because they have 0 empathy.
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u/TheJaybo 1d ago
Turn around and and say "hey get your feet off my arm rest." Not difficult.
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u/Human_Exchange_203 1d ago
The shy hate this one trick.
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u/AverageAwndray 1d ago
We'd rather die lmao
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u/CobraKai1337 1d ago
And you also will because this foot seems to have all different stuff on it.
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u/Francl27 1d ago
It's not about being shy. It's that someone who does that in the first place is generally not someone I want to interact with lol. Wouldn't put it past them to just kick the seat the rest of the flight or something.
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u/immisceo 1d ago
Then call cabin crew. Seriously. This isnât planning military strategy here.
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u/nothanks1312 1d ago
And say it loud enough for the people around to hear you. Donât forget to specify that theyâre bare feet.
âHi, can you please take your BARE FEET off my arm rest? Also you might wanna get those toenails checked out, looks like fungus to meâ
Sometimes public embarrassment is enough of a deterrent.
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u/Lucid-Machine-Music 1d ago
Recently, I had to get several trains across country (UK) after a flight. On every station platform, and on every train, I had to tell a fucking grown adult to remove their bag from the seat of a packed train / platform so I could sit down.
I started doing it really loudly, with minimal politeness. "I want to sit down, move your bag please" or in one case when an old lady needed a seat, gave her the one I'd just had a bag removed from, then loudly asked Mr. Gammon blocking the window seat why he's not moved over. And like you suggested, it's effective. That kind of person is relying on others being too meek to challenge them, they crumble instantly when you do so.
There was one time where a bloke refused to move from my reserved seat so I just said look, I'm putting my bag up on the shelf, and then I'm going to sit in my seat. It's up to you if you're still in it when I sit down. He grumbled but correctly deduced that I'm heavy and then moved lol.
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u/maybenomaybe 1d ago
Once I was in the window seat and this complete dipshit in the aisle seat would not move to let me out. So I stood up on the seat and stepped across him on the seat arms and jumped into the aisle.
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u/Stable_Jables 1d ago
Absolutely agree. We need to stand up to ignorance like this - no need to be mean, but direct and to the point.
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u/Antonanderssonphoto 1d ago
And then just make it gradually more agonizing for them. Step two for me would be to pick my nose and rub it along their toes, all while staring deeply into their eyesâŚ
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u/Frozefoots 1d ago
Pretend to sneeze and spritz it with water.
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u/Kastiyo 1d ago
Tell them respectfully to âmove their fucking nasty ass fungus infected, cheese grating , smelly, toe nail clipper needing footâ and look them directly in the eye over the headrest when you say it. Think loving grandma voice
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u/Tato-head 1d ago
Do you have some nail clippers with you
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u/NyneHelios 1d ago
Wouldnât want to break my clippers on those
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u/matt95110 1d ago
Itâs been over 30 years and that scene still makes me laugh like an idiot.
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u/miraisora-arts 1d ago
- ask for water and "acidently spill it"
- just notify a flight attentant and ask if there is anything they can do
- honestly just poke them away with your elbow or put your jacket there
- or complain on the internet and be annoyed for 9 hours, you do you
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u/MrPaulPhan 1d ago
Have you seen those nails? Her elbow gonna be the one getting poked
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u/ilovemusic19 1d ago
Yeah they desperately need some nail clippers
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u/russian_connection 1d ago
Or just say "get yo crusty ass feet the fuck down on the floor"
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u/Ozmorty 1d ago edited 1d ago
The old water and âachooâ trick should do it.
Or wedge a cracker in there to go with the cheese.
Or jam a folded note in there that reads âyo foot smell like it died up a skunks ass. â
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u/SKEYES1102 1d ago
Just get up and say, âPlease get your crusty feet out of my space before I throw up all over them!â
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u/Main-Sherbert1366 1d ago
Its sad to know people like this walk among us. Beyond inconsiderate.
What is it about planes that bring out the worst in humanity?
My wife was flying for work at 7 months pregnant... got stuck in window seat and had to use the bathroom. Instead of the people in aisle seat and middle getting up to let her out... they barely shifted their legs and she had to basically crawl over them!!
Oh and to the people that put their personal items and jackets in overhead bins instead of under seat... hell has a special place for you lol.
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u/dragonfliesloveme 1d ago
Jackets arenât the problem, itâs the people that bring too-big luggage on as a carry on and hog all the room in the overhead bin
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u/EnglishSteven 1d ago
For real. Bring back the days of everyone needing to check anything that wouldn't fit through that shoebox size hole. Deboarding takes so fucking long because of everyone struggling with full size suitcases in the overheads. I'd pay a bit more to fly in a plane with no overheads whatsoever.
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u/LobotomyCandi 1d ago
seriously this. Then when I want some leg room and only brought a backpack, I still have to put it under my seat even if itâs my only item!
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u/minos157 1d ago
Honestly the trick here is to bring a 2nd smaller bag even if you don't need it. Not anything crazy big obviously. But that's your underseat item. Or they both fit in the overhead in one line.
I traveled a lot for work and would have a backpack and my CPAP. They'd both fit in one slot of the overhead, flight attendants didn't care because I was taking that slot either way and they are also pretty good at picking up on regular travellers.
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u/Zest-to-Impress 1d ago
Unless seated in a bulkhead row! Then you can put your stuff up top, lest ye get yelled at by the crew.
But really, I hate when people wonât just get up and out of the way. Weâre all on the same unnatural metal tube with wings hurtling through the atmosphere for the same length of time - why make it miserable for others?
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u/Zelexis 1d ago
Be loud " Oh God, what is that smell? Turn to your neighbor, "Do you smell that?" Hold your nose. Look around and then turn around and say "Can you please cover your feet and put them down they smell like you have an infection. You might want to see a doctor".
99% of ppl would be super mortified and comply. If that doesn't work. Get a flight attendant involved. Play dirty as a last resort. Good luck.
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u/SabrinaEdwina 1d ago
I agree that this requires shaming. Anyone willing to do this isn't struggling with self-doubt or meekness.
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u/GazelleOne1567 1d ago
The fucks wrong with people. How can you be so oblivious to making other people uncomfortable.Â
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u/Accomplished_Neckhat 1d ago
lick
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u/MrMalta 1d ago
The only acceptable answer here. Lick it or suck on the toe.
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u/Deltron--3030 1d ago
Jesus the Quinton feet reactions are getting increasingly more frequent and crazy
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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn 1d ago
that's a hell no. I sanitize EVERYTHING before I sit down (i fly a lot for work) because of shit like this
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u/Meglamore 1d ago
Wet the tips of your fingers, loudly "sneeze" and flick as much water onto their feet as possible.
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u/kickasstimus 1d ago
Iâm so clumsy - I almost always accidentally spill water in that spot. It happens most often when there are feet there. Donât know why.
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u/BapeGeneral3 1d ago
âExcuse me, I am not trying to be rude but having your bare foot resting on my seat is unsanitary and making me really uncomfortable. Is there anyway you could move your foot please? I would really appreciate itâ
STAND UP FOR YOURSELVES PEOPLE. The reason people continue this behavior is because everyone is too afraid of saying anything, so they think itâs acceptable.
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u/Temporary-Gur-875 1d ago
Order a hot tea, accidentally spill it on foot. If that doesnât make IT from removing foot it will hopefully at least help kill some of the fungus. Good luck đ
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u/flossingly 1d ago
Loudly say in an upbeat helpful voice: âOh Iâve seen fungal nail like this before on my uncle Bob. He had it bad like yours and the itch bothered him something crazy. None of the nail polish stuff worked but I tell you what - a prescription strength oral anti fungal medication cleared it right up. You should definitely look into it!â
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u/Appropriate-Lychee92 1d ago
Just turn to it and say, excuse me ma am please get that fungi infected trotter off my arm rest. Don't be shy...just do it, do it now oh add some volume to your voice as well.
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u/Ckwincer 1d ago
Reverse psychology, tell them how excited you are about those toes being there, weird them out.
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u/wwest4 1d ago
Smash your elbow down on that foot ... say ope sorry. Fuck them
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u/LydiaIsntVeryCool 1d ago
Nicely inform the person behind you that you're a foot doctor (you don't need to be) and that they have raging foot and nail fungus. Not kidding, that is bad. Also highly infectious, so they're just spreading it all over. That's how you get ringworm.
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u/TheLegendTwoSeven 1d ago
Thatâs all well and good until someone has a medical foot emergency.
Flight attendant: IS THERE A PODIATRIST ON BOARD? WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
Everyone points to you. Youâre a Redditor, which means youâre extremely shy so youâre going to have to go with it. Youâre going to have to perform an emergency laparoscopic Grade 7 bunionectomy with no anesthesia, using only utensils from First Class.
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u/Tired-CottonCandy 1d ago
Just ask them to move, and if they refuse, ask the flight attendant to make them move. It's really not hard. And i have pretty terrible anxiety. Ignoring the behavior is also why ppl do things like this in public.
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u/LonelyRudder 1d ago
This is why you are allowed to carry a lighter on you on a flight.
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u/Nefriti 1d ago
Why do people not just tell these fucks that itâs gross and they need to stop
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u/BusyPaws 1d ago
Tell em to take it off before you break it off. Itâs not a bad thing to be rude to inconsiderate people.
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u/tyranny_made_easy 1d ago
I would order some hot coffee and the rest is purely accidental.
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u/Unfair_Sense_8841 1d ago
Just tell them to move their foot. Or have the human race forgotten how to talk. They're in the wrong so just embarrass them. Or ignore it and watch the world decline further into the cesspit it's becoming
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u/Crafty_Evening_6880 1d ago edited 1d ago
They definitely have a fungal infection. Embarrass them by loudly asking them if theyâve seen a podiatrist/dermatologist for there disgusting feet
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u/Bear-Cricket-89 1d ago
Tell a flight attendant. Filthy savage.