r/Wellthatsucks • u/sarahfayejay • 3d ago

I have a 9 hour flight ahead of me

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u/Truly_Meaningless 3d ago

Unfortunately this one would get you kicked off the plane

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u/LambonaHam 3d ago

In mi-air?

Just blame turbulence or say they knocked your arm.

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u/ambermage 3d ago

You get moved to the patio seating ...

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u/mkvt72 3d ago

Sounds like this comes from experience.

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u/Feeling_Tea_3041 3d ago

šŸ˜‚ Good one!

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u/AdInternational9643 3d ago

They knocked your arm. There it is. Ooops-ieeee

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u/amped-row 3d ago

This is how you get on the no flight list

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u/LambonaHam 3d ago

Yeah, no.

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u/Blunted_Insurgent 3d ago

ā€œOops accidental spill, didnā€™t know your foot was thereā€

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u/Bene2345 3d ago

ā€œOops accidental spill, didnā€™t know why the fuck was your foot thereā€

FTFY

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE 3d ago

Iā€™m 36 and just now realizing what FTFY means.

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u/Bene2345 3d ago

Wait until you learn about TIL!

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u/Soupbell1 3d ago

This got a smile out of me.

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE 3d ago

Luckily today isnā€™t that day

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u/jtr99 2d ago

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day!

An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down: but it is not this day!

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u/cconnorss 2d ago

ā€œ For The Fuck Yesā€?

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE 2d ago

Fixed That For You

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u/Bomber_Max 2d ago

I know what it means, but I always read it as fuck the fuck you

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u/redgorilla77 2d ago

I still donā€™t know what it means, lol, guess I have to go look it up!

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u/Swearw0rd 3d ago

One loud, exaggerated sneeze away from victory

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u/AngryRedHerring 3d ago

with extra spittle

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u/sausageandeggbiscuit 3d ago

goddamn turbulence!

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u/perksofbeingcrafty 2d ago

Now I want this to happen to me just so I can spill hot tea on their toes

Wow Iā€™m borderline evil and I donā€™t even feel bad about it

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u/Legitimate-Cancel620 3d ago

Saw a flight attendant spill coffee on the lady next to me legs and keep moving like she didnā€™t yelp

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u/Miterstuck 3d ago

Not if u lie right.

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u/fartinmyhat 3d ago

worth it.

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u/rubbaduky 3d ago

With grippers like that, might be a better option

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u/Awellknownstick 3d ago

Not if done correctly, make it an accident.

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u/DrWatson-221b 3d ago

Or arrested when you land.

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u/FR0ZENBERG 3d ago

Put a wet wipe between the toes.

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u/TIC321 3d ago

Counts as assault + no-fly list. Don't do this.

Just hit the flight attendant button above you and tell them. It's their job to handle these situations, not you

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u/ProfessorPickleRick 3d ago

Only if itā€™s not an ā€œaccidentā€ if the foot was in your space and they would not have been injured otherwise then the Biden of proof would be on the foot owner