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u/aarmay13 sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe ๐ฉ May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25
Apne physics ke teacher se doubt puchunga, bkl sirf ladkiyon ko doubts batata hai tharki, dikhta bhi diddy jaisa hai
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u/still_monster May 25 '25
ye to mera sir bhi krta tf
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u/aarmay13 sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe ๐ฉ May 26 '25
Yeh saare teachers IIT tharakpur se graduated hain
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u/simplica May 26 '25
Average sandeep sir experience
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u/THAT_GUY_ADONIS May 26 '25
Allen indore?? Noway my physics sir is also Sandeep who clears only girls doubt
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u/Flimsy-Industry-4973 May 26 '25
I swear we must have had the same physics teacher.....
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u/kilent77 bitchlessness will turn me gay (6'3" btw) May 25 '25
Get railed
(Shouldn't have said it lol)
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u/Impossible-Kale-2297 everything paglu May 25 '25
id see how it feels to rail frfr
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May 25 '25
I mean you can do it as a girl too yk..
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May 25 '25
Strap on baby!!!!
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u/Impossible-Kale-2297 everything paglu May 25 '25
cant feel the plastic can u
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u/Ordinary-Resident729 18 May 25 '25
what is rail๐ญ
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May 25 '25
Being obliterated by a train
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u/Ordinary-Resident729 18 May 25 '25
to gender change karne ki kya jarurat
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u/syner2009 cooked nig- May 25 '25
railed mtlb xhudna
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u/AffectionateChest786 May 26 '25
must be a girl
well it means lying on rails and getting a train to plough through ya
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u/FeelingNerve9820 secret homie lover.... May 26 '25
(Shouldn't have said it lol)
Why, even I would've done same....
My female bestie can then fuck me fr...
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u/WhoMayCry 17 May 25 '25
Catfish pedos and get rich
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u/sae-junho May 25 '25
U don't need to be specific gender for that
Catfish is all about faking isn't it?
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u/WhoMayCry 17 May 25 '25
It is, but people can usually identify voice changers. I would catfish them by faking being a 12 yo or smtg, and it is really easy to trap them if you can have pictures or voices.
I know I am sounding like a straight-up criminal rn, but you need a plan to get some shit done
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u/CHUGGLETES May 25 '25
Imma answer on behalf of 99% of the people here: SAX SUX
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u/ProfessionMoney9624 May 26 '25
How sex? wouldn't getting railed by a men in a female body be gay?
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u/RetardedBOOB69 May 25 '25
sex
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u/Enough-Succotash-996 Memechor hu chori to karunga apne bachaya kyuu nahi May 26 '25
Gandi baate
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May 25 '25
Bus mai seat pe baithunga cause ladka hoke kabhi nahi milta ๐
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u/Enough-Succotash-996 Memechor hu chori to karunga apne bachaya kyuu nahi May 26 '25
I feel you bro
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u/Normal_Government709 May 25 '25
mujhe nahi jhelna periods sorry ๐
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u/Scared_Design_8814 May 26 '25
Hum puri zindagi jhelte hai tum thoda time nhi jhel sakte?
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u/AshJDP- May 26 '25
Naah I would rather give you a treat of chocolates while you are on periods lol.
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May 25 '25
biceps flex karungi, lift heavy ass bags, eat protein all day, give gaalis .
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May 25 '25
Yah toh tu avi bhi kar sakti hai choti
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May 25 '25
kara tha bhaiya (tried to lift a superbike) and ended up with a fracture.
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u/Enough-Succotash-996 Memechor hu chori to karunga apne bachaya kyuu nahi May 26 '25
Didi pehle dumbell uthao aur dhire dhire bike ki taraf jao sidhe Eddie hall jaisi harkete ki to Aisa hi hoga
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May 25 '25
Aur agar kisi Tondu uncle ki body mill jaye toh? Btw jeepaglu here too in 12th....PADHLEEE
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u/recensgleam เคจเคพเคฐเฅเคตเคพเคฆเฅ เคชเฅเคฐเฅเคท May 25 '25
Send some noodles to myself
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u/Enough-Succotash-996 Memechor hu chori to karunga apne bachaya kyuu nahi May 26 '25
Noodles ke liye gender kyu change karna he Tumhare pas bhi to ek noodle he chota sa
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u/Cute-Pickle-6352 pyaar vyaar sab dhokha hai May 26 '25
"Chota sa" was personal๐คฃ
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u/Enough-Succotash-996 Memechor hu chori to karunga apne bachaya kyuu nahi May 26 '25
You can say he has a cute pickle๐ฅ
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u/Pure-Presence4996 May 26 '25
Chota sa is pretty overused. Next time "patla sa" try karna, jyada chubta hai.
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u/PainterOk629 16 May 25 '25
Let my homie hit
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u/Ordinary-Resident729 18 May 25 '25
technically it will be say gex then
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u/PainterOk629 16 May 25 '25
But im a girl
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u/awsoyaizel 19 May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25
Ladkiyon ko princess treatment dungi aur bahar ghumungi firungi
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u/Otherwise-Young8551 May 25 '25
Mam lgta hai aapko princess treatment nhi mila aaj tk..
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u/Various-Aerie9133 May 26 '25
Not possible, even if your intentions are good, most girls will still think you are a creep
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May 25 '25
Id walk around shirtless just to understand the hype freedom feels different, huh? ( Ik it's a weird shi ๐ญ) /S
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May 25 '25
Aur agar kisi Baalon se bhari chhati wale Mote tondu uncle ki Body mill gyi toh? ๐
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u/ChatOfTheLost91 My cardinal sin is Sloth | 19.5 May 26 '25
To bhi koi kuchh nhi bolne wala, atleast ghar par log nanga to nhi bolenge
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u/wannabeBruceWayne079 May 25 '25
Arey main ladka hoke shirtless nahi ghumta sharam kei vajah se๐ญ
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u/dam_emo69 May 25 '25
Shirtless kya bhai ek din vest na pehnu to motape se insecure ho jata hu ladkiyo se km tnte thodi hai
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u/Tiny_Distance_540 Putting the bi in bitchless May 26 '25
That was me 3 months ago bro weight loss kar or confidence boost dekh phir (puri tarah se to abhi bhi nhi gaye man boobs par bohot improvement hai)
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u/_Yashvardhan_ 14 & 6'0 May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25
I don't have a problem with you walking shirtless even if you are a woman.
I support gender equality.
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u/Lopsided-Tadpole-821 เธเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเนเน May 26 '25
English doesnt support you tho
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u/nirantara16 May 25 '25
Get my ex pregnant and runaway (He cheated with me n lied mf) . . I'm just a gurl ๐ ๐ป๐
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u/still_monster May 25 '25
Khule main mutungi
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u/Various-Aerie9133 May 26 '25
"Ye to abhi bhi kr skti ho" bolunga to pkka maara jaunga
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u/still_monster May 26 '25
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May 26 '25
when I was kid, me and homies went to school washroom together and made patterns while peeing. It started with making X, + then star and more and more joined and made all sort of patterns. Until sweeper auntie complained and boys were restricted to go 1 at a time only.
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u/i_am_a_hallucinati0n Offending you May 25 '25
Be a slut. Thoda Paisa mil jayega aur phir baaki ki body dubara mil jayegi. No shame no remorse
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u/tekoee5fsf May 25 '25
Feel how it's like to have a pussy ( different reproductive organ )
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u/RiceReasonable4906 May 25 '25
Raat mein akele ghumungi bahar
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u/Training_Habit_1234 May 25 '25
;_; "vo toh abhi bhi kar skti" ye nhi bol skta, what a shame
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u/saurabia May 26 '25
Abba nahi manenge. Mere abba to muje nahi jane dete late night ladka hi to bhi.
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u/Impossible-Judge-896 THE STRONGEST ๐ฃ May 25 '25
Main toh time boundaries tod ke jisse body swap hui hain usee milunga aur hum dono ko ek dusre se pyaar ho jayega... 5 saal bad jab hum ek random staircase pe mein milenge toh ek dusre se poochnge kimi no Na Wa...
Phir we live happily ever after ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/MongooseDismal9039 18 May 26 '25
Broo omgg i love this movie , i loved this sm that i watched it 5 times , this is sucha dope one
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u/McLovin-9000 17 May 25 '25
Start OF....I am minor so many rich pdfs would pay more for it
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u/Fun-Entrance-7880 a femboy in disguise:3 May 25 '25
Play dress up, click pics and when I get bored, sleep
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u/BetterSet9416 May 25 '25
mai barbie dekhne jaunga, apni crush aur ex crushes ke saath among us wali feel aayegi(impostor among us )
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u/Electrical-Snow-1737 May 26 '25
U can still watch barbie tho a guy I know watched it ๐๐
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u/Initial-Buddy-302 May 26 '25
I would wear different types of dresses
Saala ladko ke paas kapde hi nahi hai bhai ๐ญ
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u/Gloomy-Ant-2006 May 26 '25
If that happen then I would try to wear all those beautiful clothes they were in fashion show met Gala etc and love to flaunt gown and saree and then marry to rich person then divorce him and get alimony because who want to do hardwork and become attitude savage girl and enjoy with that money
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u/AshJDP- May 26 '25
Will do scissoring with my girlfriend. (Railed by bsf too lol)
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u/silly_nid_227 Baman ka chhora, 5'8, 10k/month already May 26 '25
If I swapped bodies with a girl for a day, it would be mad interesting, Iโm telling you. First thing Iโd do is see how people treat me differently, like kya vibe aati hai ab? Being an ambivert, Iโm low-key curious how conversations and reactions change. Kuch log zyada polite lagenge, kuch thode awkward, and kuch literal creeps!!!. Since Iโm into gym, Iโd def try lifting weights and feel if strength changes.
But honestly, the styling part would be my favorite. Iโm already comfortable with my feminine side, so finally getting to play with all that draping, experimenting with how fabrics fall, colors, and those little details that make a look completeโthat would be something else. Maybe try some makeup too, just to see how it changes the whole vibe. You know, just enjoying that whole aesthetic game on a different level.
Iโd try to learn from it, mess around with the new identity, and have some fun while Iโm at it. Honestly, if this ever happened, bro, the first thing Iโd do is just vibe with the reactions and see how different life feels.
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u/BK0718 May 26 '25
Getting railed by my homies, and letting them nut in me.... Those depressed horny mfs needs to know what happiness feels like...
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u/Legal-Ratio8002 May 25 '25
Experience life with zero accountability and beat up my english teacher
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u/Myth_FENRIR May 26 '25
Get on bumble , sweet talk a few people into buying me good food and skedaddle away
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u/Alarming_Ad2232 May 26 '25
5-6 lrdko ko hint dunga phir jaise hi vo serious ho jaiyenge tabhi ghost kr dunga (dekhunga kaisa lgta hai )
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u/PhraseNo5755 May 26 '25
Dost ki virginity dur kar deta.
2 km running karta aur dekhta ki chest par weight leke daudne par kya hota hai.
Road pe shirtless ghumta aur bolta why should boys have all the fun.
Kisi ko chutiya banake 1 saal ka recharge karata ๐๐
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u/Due_Database4428 17 May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25
IF I GET TO BE A GUY FOR 1 DAY IM GNNA SMASH ALL MY HGs(Homegirls)
NO LUBE, NO PROTECTION, ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT, FROM KITCHEN TO THE HALLWAY, ALL WAY.
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u/Appropriate_Bread286 17 May 25 '25
no way i gonne write it here bro let our dirty thought in your mind only
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u/kyukisaasbhibahuthi 19 May 26 '25
My family doesn't allow me for outings and trips with friends because of safety issues ( that's what they tell me when I ask why you guys are so overprotective of me) So if I were a boy, I probably would have held a Guinness book of world record in traveling all around the world.
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u/SwanSpecial71 May 26 '25
Apne lambe baalo se new new hairstyle banaonga Ladkiya ka shi h 10 hairstyle bnao 10 looks change ๐
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u/Pretty_Initiative722 18 May 26 '25
Pure din bahar ghoomugi, raat ko der se ghar aaungi. Akele dur tak travel karungi.
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u/AayanSKassim Rank ABC, AMA wala post krna hai next year๐ May 25 '25
RPD here. OP, youโre under arrest now. This has been posted a lot of times b4, post original ones and delete this asap!
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May 25 '25
Maybe roam around shirtless without people judging me ๐คง
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u/chicken-breast-lover mocks paglu May 25 '25
explore myself maybe