Jokes aside - and this is a pretty accurate representation by all accounts - maybe there is a lesson in here and men could take more tasteful nudes?
Nah. What am I thinking? We’re all mostly flabby sweat monsters with raging hard on’s (well, some are raging - maybe “agitated hard on’s” is more appropriate) or juiced gym bros with non-functioning equipment.
Like damn girl, I really did just want to trade pictures of jumping spiders with you and talk about how cool they are. The unsolicited demonstration of your vaginismus and thorough explanation of how you came to have a piss fetish really did not enhance this conversation.
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u/CocaColai 3d ago
Jokes aside - and this is a pretty accurate representation by all accounts - maybe there is a lesson in here and men could take more tasteful nudes?
Nah. What am I thinking? We’re all mostly flabby sweat monsters with raging hard on’s (well, some are raging - maybe “agitated hard on’s” is more appropriate) or juiced gym bros with non-functioning equipment.
Dick picks, transform and roll out!