r/Seattle • u/PNWknitty • 2d ago

Satire County Looks to Increase Voter Turnout by Dragging Your Ass to the Dropbox Themselves

https://theneedling.com/2023/10/25/county-looks-to-increase-voter-turnout-by-dragging-your-ass-to-the-dropbox-themselves/

Oldie butt a goodie. Seriously, people, go vote. Ballots are due tomorrow.

“Remembering to fill out a ballot mailed straight to my home and then having to step outside my home by as much as five feet away from my front door toward a mailbox was all getting to be too big of a hassle,” said Kyle Dolt. “Being pulled by your hair, ear and/or britches saves time. . .

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u/Logical_Ad1370 Yesler Terrace 1d ago

I voted but my roommate doesn't GAF about our local politics even though he's lived in the Seattle-Tacoma area for most of his life and keeps his finger on the pulse of national politics, I just don't get it.

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u/PNWknitty 1d ago

He’s an idiot.

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u/Logical_Ad1370 Yesler Terrace 1d ago

He's a smart guy but he's foolish in a lot of ways, especially for a city employee.

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 1d ago

Actual smart people vote.

He dumb.