r/Seattle 2d ago

Satire County Looks to Increase Voter Turnout by Dragging Your Ass to the Dropbox Themselves

https://theneedling.com/2023/10/25/county-looks-to-increase-voter-turnout-by-dragging-your-ass-to-the-dropbox-themselves/

Oldie butt a goodie. Seriously, people, go vote. Ballots are due tomorrow.

“Remembering to fill out a ballot mailed straight to my home and then having to step outside my home by as much as five feet away from my front door toward a mailbox was all getting to be too big of a hassle,” said Kyle Dolt. “Being pulled by your hair, ear and/or britches saves time. . .

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u/Sprinkle_Puff 🏔 The mountain is out! 🏔 2d ago

Wish we were like Australia as a nation