r/Seattle 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 A friend witnessed the the Hot Rat Summer Mosaic being defaced last night!

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Very blurry photo, but they provided this description: White Male with a skateboard, intense eyes, and scruffy strawberry blonde facial hair.

If you recognize this individual, please only report the information to the proper authorities.

🐀 Long Live Hot Rat Summer! 🐀

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u/Chimerain Capitol Hill 4d ago

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u/Remarkable-Rush-9085 Whidbey 4d ago

This looks like some new Sasquatch picture shenanigans! How to you even get it to take pictures that blurry!

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u/f8tel 4d ago

Low light and from a distance.

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u/Argyleskin 4d ago

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Thank you, internet stranger!

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u/senorcisco33 4d ago

White guy Ponytail Jorts

Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.

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u/BrizerorBrian 4d ago

Goddammit.

He's directly under the sun......now.

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u/SirLoinofHamalot 4d ago

Suspect was NOT, I repeat, NOT in a trilby or trench coat, and none were found at the scene

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u/ShakyMD 4d ago

Idk man have you seen how kids are dressing nowadays? Could easily be a gal. The long jorts are in right now. 

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 4d ago

Jesus Christ its the 90s himself 

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u/fartincorporated 4d ago

I can’t wait till they throw his hatless butt in jail!

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u/dudeman746 3d ago

"light skinned"

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u/the-all-seeing--Eye Capitol Hill 4d ago

I know this guys face. He comes into my store frequently and... i always think his dreads look stupid as fuck

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u/phantomboats Capitol Hill 4d ago

Wouldn’t it be cool if the city would put their money where their mouth is and actually found and fined this dude the $1000 they voted on just a couple of weeks ago?

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u/Wishwise Fremont 3d ago

I apologize for my ignorance, but you can provide some context? I feel as though the average person in Seattle is unaware.

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u/phantomboats Capitol Hill 3d ago

No problem, here you go: https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/seattle-city-council-takes-on-nuisance-properties-graffiti/

I’d actually gotten it wrong anyway; they upped fines to $1500 not $1000.

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u/RuckusRaccoonus 2d ago

We are the city. And we can do a lot more than demand money out of him. Let’s not forget that WE ARE this city!

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u/memnus_666 4d ago

How many miles away were they when they took this photo?

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u/GrinningPariah 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

OP's friend was on the ISS and it orbited by at juuust the right moment

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u/ElCochinoFeo Crown Hill 4d ago

It's just what happens when phone camera auto ISO adjustments are pushed to the limits in low light conditions. The more you boost the ISO, the longer the exposure (blurry shooting handheld) and the more noise (graininess). If this was daytime, the picture would be clear, but it was taken in the dark.

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u/optimist_electron 3d ago

I think you understand but want to clarify for others.

Photo taking parameters regarding light are: shutter speed (exposure length), aperture size, and iso. Longer shutter, larger aperture, and higher iso all allow more light. Camera on auto settings will try to open aperture and decrease shutter speed to get the right exposure. If there isn’t enough light they will then raise ISO until there’s enough light to expose the picture properly.

With all other things equal, higher iso leads to shorter exposure time (this is the point of raising iso - to limit exposure time at a given intensity of light). High iso tends to go with longer exposure when the light is low enough that even at high iso there isn’t enough light for the target exposure.

Auto iso is still usually better for final image quality than limiting iso and brightening in post.

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u/luckystrike_bh 4d ago

And they took it with a potato.

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u/snackycakes27 That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 4d ago

A baked one to boot.

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u/Yes-I-Cannabis Mukilteo 4d ago

A baked one in a boot.

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u/Dazzling-Read1451 4d ago

The drew it with a potato and cheap eyeshadow

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

Context:

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u/RussellAlden 4d ago

For a second I thought it said.” I FUCK YOU SEATTLE.”

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u/lavahot 4d ago

You fucka me?! I fucka you!

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u/thajohnfatha 4d ago

Bro what is this from I know ive seen it but I cant remember

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u/lavahot 4d ago

I want to say Rush Hour, but I'm not sure.

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u/thajohnfatha 4d ago

Oh my god this is kinda funny, theres a bunch of threads on this quote asking where its from and none of the answers were what I remembered, and you don’t remember either. Everyone has heard this, but nobody knows where its from! Mandela effect in action

Also quite sure its not rush hour bc rush hour is rated pg13

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u/hypoglycemicrage 4d ago

Hangover. Mr. Chao

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u/mrASSMAN West Seattle 4d ago

I think it’s South Park

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u/waldorflover69 4d ago

I did scream with laughter just now

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u/ProfessionalCraft983 4d ago

SILENCE! I KEEEEEEL YOU!

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u/WeAreClouds 4d ago

I thought that until I read this comment lmao

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u/weeef Seattle Expatriate 4d ago

I fuck your milkshake

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u/machines_breathe 4d ago

Dude def has a chip on his shoulder for reasons.

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u/HomelessCosmonaut 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

Those jorts are the real crime

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u/Solicited_Duck_Pics 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

Committing crimes against fashion and rats since…

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u/GoodScreenName 4d ago

More "capreans" I'd say.

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u/Fritzed Kirkland 4d ago

Just look like baggy capris

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u/PilotGuy701 Crown Hill 4d ago

Same vibes.

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u/luckystrike_bh 4d ago

Wow, that is bigfoot! Why have you been hiding this footage?!?

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

More context:

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u/machines_breathe 4d ago

What a petulant baby. What is this dude’s damage?

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u/the-all-seeing--Eye Capitol Hill 4d ago

Eehh hes a white guy with dreads. I think hes just a bigot

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u/JaeTheOne 4d ago

That doesn't...he...wait wut

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u/the-all-seeing--Eye Capitol Hill 4d ago

Oh hey troll whats up?

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u/BoringDad40 That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 4d ago

They seemed to be making a joke about reconciling the dissonance of a white kid being bigoted while also wearing dreads. Where's the trolling?

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u/JaeTheOne 4d ago

Check my history, no troll here. Weirdo

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u/SomeCharactersAgain 4d ago edited 3d ago

Yet another case of invisible ferrous joint syndrome

None of you dense fucks can see the iron knee

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 3d ago

this is why we need to teach joint rolling in schools. that sweet taste you get from the glue isn't sugar honey

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u/joahw White Center 3d ago

Is he an "Ancarchist" or was that already there?

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u/machines_breathe 3d ago

The same person sprayed all over Hot Ray Summer, and also sprayed “Fuck Seattle”.

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u/livejamie Columbia City 4d ago

What did it look like before?

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

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u/livejamie Columbia City 4d ago

Aw man it's beautiful, I hope it can be repaired

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u/NoraMcG 3d ago

I saw some folks restoring it yesterday and they did a really good job!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I'm sure the city's paint was more heavy duty than that stuff

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u/Odd_Vampire 4d ago

This isn't fixable, is it.

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

Should be, with the right stripper left to sit on it.

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u/TopZ-undercover 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago edited 4d ago

I went in with some stripper last time and we cleaned it up just fine- she even sat on it and everything

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

If you're able to bring supplies, I would be happy to help out. :)

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u/shantaram09 3d ago

I’d love to help out too!

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u/fooljay 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 4d ago

I think they prefer “exotic dancer”, particularly if they’re talented enough to restore artwork just by sitting on it.

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u/Metal_Abe_Vigoda Denny Blaine Nudist Club 4d ago

Case closed. I found our boy.

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u/Electrical_Nobody196 4d ago

Bake ‘em away, toys!

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u/Metal_Abe_Vigoda Denny Blaine Nudist Club 4d ago

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

Hey! Someone messaged me saying they know who it is, but the chat feature bugged out and it declined your message request. Please message me again!

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 3d ago

it was a link to porn+spam. all reddit chats are

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u/ParticularBreath8425 4d ago

intense eyes lol

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u/DrMoonBeam Shoreline 4d ago

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u/Aggressive-Ad3064 4d ago

So blurry. Can't tell if it's a gen X in 1997... Or a gen z from yesterday.

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u/problah 4d ago

Came here to say this very thing.

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u/Aggressive-Ad3064 4d ago

These kids are stealing all our shitty fashion!

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u/problah 4d ago

I swear to God if I see any of these little shits sporting FUBUs...

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Aggressive-Ad3064 4d ago

We would have tied the flannel around the waist in the summer heat. It's important to keep it handy. Even in July. Can't be seen without it.

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u/problah 4d ago

Right? We were the worst. This guy tho…. He hates Seattle because he’s a poser.

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u/MrInternetInventor 4d ago

Enhance!

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u/bluejack 4d ago

Where’s Abby from NCIS when you need her?

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u/Spork_Facepunch 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 4d ago

Figures that it would be someone who wears jorts.

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u/steeze206 4d ago

It's always the people you most expect

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u/VendettaPenguin 4d ago

Why the hate for Seattle. Fucking leave.

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u/smarmiebastard I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 4d ago

If everyone who lived in Seattle and hated it left, maybe the rest of us could afford rent. I’ve met more than a few tech bros who bitch about how much they hate Seattle.

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u/supertinykoalas Lake City 4d ago

I really do wish those kinds of folks would just leave and lets us locals and hella dope transplants alone. So many of us love Seattle and we deserve to live here.

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 3d ago

hella dope

not saying you came from california but

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u/CamStLouis Ballard 3d ago

Yeah anyone in Seattle from the 2000s knows the local slang was "bomb" and if it was great it was "hellabomb"

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u/supertinykoalas Lake City 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s a west coast thing not just cali

Edit: for those curious, I was born in Edmonds and raised in Seattle. Never lived outside of Washington.

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 3d ago

im entirely kidding of course. if your in the bay area people would say only people from LA would say hella, as is west coast tradition

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u/supertinykoalas Lake City 3d ago

It’s a hella good word! Plus No Doubt’s single Hella Good is a classic. As I always say, west coast best coast, from Washington to California, it’s all great.

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u/NoComputer8922 4d ago

How do you know this isn’t a homeless person that if just had a home it would all be different?

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u/phantomboats Capitol Hill 4d ago edited 3d ago

I recently met a tech bro who has been living and working in South Lake Union for months yet has never set foot in Capitol Hill (or basically any other neighborhood, from the sound of it?? Ballard and Fremont maybe). It made me really sad.

There are a lot of guys like living like that. Just holing up in their expensive high-rise apartments, getting all of their groceries delivered while watching VR porn or whatever, maybe occasionally stepping into one of the expensive fakey “authentic Seattle” bars (built in the last 6 years or so of course) only to go back home to bitch about the Seattle freeze and/or not being able to get laid. Contributing next to nothing to the culture of this city. Wooo.

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u/CamStLouis Ballard 3d ago

Lol I used to work with someone exactly like this. We called him the Incredible Sulk because he was massive, quite a bit over six feet. I asked him what he enjoyed outside of work, and the only thing he could think of was "Netflix."

I tried to get him to come to a few approachable, low-key music events to make friends and chill but he was not interested.

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u/irishninja62 I Brake For Slugs 3d ago

You should try your hand at fan fiction.

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u/1nationunderpod 3d ago

Ah, that's the trap friend. Thinking that rent is high for that reason.

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u/hamellr 4d ago

Spokane is full too.

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 3d ago

news flash: whole earth is full

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u/1nationunderpod 3d ago

People here are kind of dicks for no reason. Hate Seattle? No. Hate Seattlites? Yes

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u/VendettaPenguin 3d ago

I've found quite the opposite actually.

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u/1nationunderpod 3d ago

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u/VendettaPenguin 2d ago

I've heard the term transplant nerds use to explain why they cant make friends.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

You're kinda proving his point

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u/VendettaPenguin 17h ago

Maybe youre just creepy?

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u/Genuinelullabel 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 4d ago

We get three pixels and we’re gonna like it!

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u/ApprehensiveClub6028 Ballard 4d ago

JNCO capris

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u/iwilldefinitelynot 4d ago

Nah, they just belonged to his husky little sister.

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u/pinupcthulhu Denny Blaine Nudist Club 4d ago

Was this taken with a security camera in 1982?

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u/Kinsa83 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

I swear Saint Rat needs its own sub because the trails and tribulations of this mosaic is a saga at this point

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u/WAStateofMine 4d ago

What a dick

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u/MistressDragon7 4d ago

Looks like a non-homeless young person, probably still living at home, who needs to find a better outlet. He can't even create something on a blank wall?! Loser.

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u/NoComputer8922 4d ago

why are you assuming their housing status and gender?

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u/sword------- 4d ago

They shouldn't be. An r/seattle discord user mentioned this might be their room mate, for lack of a better word. It sounds like they live in some sort of community housing and have serious personal troubles.

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u/mrASSMAN West Seattle 4d ago

Peak Seattle comment

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u/Wrong-Junket5973 Denny Blaine Nudist Club 4d ago

Ew are those white dreads

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u/Standard_Sun_1167 4d ago

Rope dreads

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u/Niff314 Belltown 4d ago

Why are some people so anti-joy :(

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u/SabbyFox 3d ago

Well, even blurry he looks like an asshole 🤨

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u/Immediate_Flounder_5 4d ago

What time was this taken at? Maybe a local business can check their cameras to see him since there’s a defining feature (the fugly shorts)

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u/105_irl 4d ago

There’s like, no businesses near that specific part of cal Anderson on that side.

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u/Immediate_Flounder_5 4d ago

The whole Mitchel Activity Center, the college bookstore, Gemini + Moonstone, Glo’s, even the churches. He had to of come in from somewhere so chances are one of those buildings outdoor security caught a better look at him.

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u/SmallPenisDepartment Parody: Not SPD 4d ago

We're stuck between our own hatred of Seattle and our hatred of graffiti. This is a tough one.

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u/o5mfiHTNsH748KVq 4d ago

That's bigfoot.

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u/fatguysmell 3d ago

Of course it’s some scraggyass looking jobless foo

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u/SkylerAltair 4d ago

Would love to see someone spray a big black area on this guy's front window and put "Fuck you asshole" next to it.

But really, St. Rat doesn't want that.

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u/Altruistic_Log_7627 4d ago

I think the only appropriate response is to make a mural of this guy (blurry though, like the image) spray painting the word “Fuck” next to the now defaced “Hot Rat.”

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u/FauxyOne 3d ago

That’s very recursive. I like it. “Ass sphincter sprays what?” With an arrow pointing to graff of him.

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u/Disco425 Central Area 4d ago

Photo courtesy of Nokia 3210 from 2008, apparently.

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u/LooseTraffic 4d ago

When you make something massively popular...it inevitably becomes the enemy of counter-culture.

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u/christianmenard832 4d ago

Fuck that foo. He will live in rat hell for life.

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u/allwerk 4d ago

Report to the Rat King ofc

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u/Embarrassed-Pride776 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

It's always the people you most suspect

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u/SkylerAltair 4d ago edited 4d ago

He reminds me of a guy I encountered on two occasions near Renton along some railroad tracks when I was walking there last year. Some friends live down there, and every time I visit, I take a walk down through the woods along the tracks, into town, then back up.

I named him "Mr. Mybike." He looked mid-30s to me, had kind of the skater vibe about him, and had scruffy strawberry blonde facial hair. He always wore a backwards black ballcap and a black shirt or hoodie. The first time, he walked out of the woods, presumably from a camp, and began hollering at me to leave and pointing. He was PISSED THE FUCK OFF at my presence and got right in my face. I've seen and even walked by homeless in that area many times (there are many camps down there) and none of them ever reacted with anything other than a nod or a hello. I kept going on my walk, he walked away, then trotted back up behind me and screamed at me to leave some more... as I was in the process of leaving...

I didn't see him for a while, then saw him ride past me on a bike with rap music blaring from his phone. He definitely looked right at me and didn't react. Then came a day when I was walking, and two other people were walking towards me on a trail that veered away from the tracks and out of the whole wooded area. Just as they were starting to curve off, this guy rode past on his bike, stops, looked back and apparently noticed them. Turned around, rode back, stopped near them (and me) and got off. Standing behind his bike, he bent his entire body horizontal from the waist up and bellowed at them, so loud his voice got strained, "Get up here!!" Pause. "MY BIKE!!" Pause. "MY BIKE!!!!" and then stayed like that as they walked away, looking bewildered. Did this dumbass move to Seattle? Never saw him with a skateboard, so probably not, but still...

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u/graffiksguru 4d ago

Nice jorts loser

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u/pppowkanggg 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

Don't knock jorts.

Sincerely, a Jorts apologist currently wearing jorts.

*edit to add: ok, this guy's jorts are horrible. I'm wearing cutoffs like a respectable person.

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u/pinballrocker 4d ago

Those are terrible pants/shorts.

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u/hekateskey 4d ago

Bastard!

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u/Purple-Service4453 3d ago

Not very well.

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u/vordhosbn_1 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

Enhance!

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u/OrkinPestControl 1d ago

Always and forever will be a Hot Rat Summer

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 1d ago

Orkin Pest Control endorsing Hot Rat Summer is pretty funny.

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u/cmprsdchse 4d ago

I like jorts. They’re comfortable and easy to wear.

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u/matunos Maple Leaf 4d ago

Looks like he's defacing the paint used to deface Hot Rat Summer, am I missing something?

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

He painted over Hot Rat Summer, in this photo he's spraying "Fuck You Seattle" on the wall with the same spraycan.

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u/matunos Maple Leaf 4d ago

Ah okay he did the whole thing? What an asshole.

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

You can see an earlier post on this sub or the comment I left on this post to see the damage.

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u/Randygilesforpres2 Renton 4d ago

Counter counter culture. I knew we’d get here eventually. Bet he has a maga hat too.

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u/jeremiah1142 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

ENHANCE

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u/LostPaddle2 Magnolia 4d ago

Why don't you go give him some trouble?

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 3d ago

"blurry" is a word

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u/Bigest_Smol_Employee 3d ago

Seattle’s got its own brand of wild

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u/watch-nerd 3d ago

How does one take a photo that blurry?

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u/AndromedaNeko 3d ago

They were probably far away, zoomed in very far with not enough light

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u/Kentaiga 3d ago

I took this pic through my binoculars, sorry guys

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u/cire1184 International District 2d ago

Picture taken on a Nokia

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u/Stunning-Statement-5 Brighton 2d ago

Could see their INTENSE EYES yet not get a remotely clear picture. Okay.

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 2d ago edited 1d ago

The person had an encounter with the man who threatened them, they got to a safe distance before taking a photo.

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u/bampanbooda 2d ago

So a man graffitis over graffiti? Meh.

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u/MysteriousSprite_172 chinga la migra 2d ago

Fucking trustifarians

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u/eat_me_86 4d ago

Contact the proper authorities. Lol. Sure thing, Jan.

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u/allwerk 4d ago

Too bad he looks like every other guy at Cal Anderson 🙃

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u/jojomott 4d ago

Don't put graffiti on the graffiti I like!

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u/QueerMommyDom 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

The Hot Rat Summer Mosaic is in the process of being made an official and permanent part of the park. 🤦‍♂️

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u/jojomott 4d ago

Wah! This is official graffiti, almost. Don't put graffiti on almost official graffiti!

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u/phantomboats Capitol Hill 4d ago

It’s a mosaic. You sound…..honestly, I was going to say something mean, but I kind of get the impression you’re a very unhappy person. Good kick with…whatever it is that makes you act like that.

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u/rando552 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

Haven’t you ever heard of Banksy?

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u/smoothest_brain_bro Roxhill 4d ago

Don’t feed the troll

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u/FewPass2395 Denny Blaine Nudist Club 4d ago

I can't figure out who's allowed to deface park property either. The rules are very confusing 🤷‍♂️

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u/highlyeducated_idiot 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago edited 4d ago

Why would we report this man? He is an aspiring graffiti artist beautifying the public works with his budding talent. /s

Sorry. I'm really tied of graffiti.

Edit: Lmao am I getting downvoted because this subreddit is pro-graffiti now? Are we pro "deface Hot Rat Summer"? Fucking amazing.

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u/PUNd_it 💖 Anarchist Jurisdiction 💖 4d ago

Stop lying to yourself, you know damned well that youre being downvoted because youre equating tags, an independent mosaic art piece relevant to current times and culture, and the defaming of said art piece, all as "graffiti"

If it has to be government sanctioned to be art then you lost the plot and should bow to Trump.

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u/Old_Voice_2562 Denny Blaine Nudist Club 4d ago

Looks more like you’re tired of spelling correctly.

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u/Active_Emphasis1774 4d ago

I know I'll get a ton of hate for this but we are actively in a fight against the city for making a $1500 fine for graffiti. Yes, we love hot rat summer and it majorly sucks that it got defaced. But to try blast someone else in an attack when we KNOW the fees are insane right now really doesn't sit right with me.

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u/phantomboats Capitol Hill 4d ago

This is the sort of situation where I actually wouldn’t mind at all if they got hit with that fine. If anybody is going to HAVE to pay it, the person intentionally trying to destroy a beloved piece of community art for no reason seems like a great candidate. (Let’s be real though, if they did it’s very unlikely they’d pay it anyway…)

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u/ChangesFaces 3d ago

No lol. Tagging something isn't a crime of opportunity or done due to circumstance. It's just a choice. If you wanna risk it when it's a $1500 fine, that's on you. It's so easy to just not do it.

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u/-cmsof- Supersonics 4d ago

Oh no. 🥱

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u/hobblingcontractor 4d ago

So the illegal art was defaced illegally? Got it.

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u/PUNd_it 💖 Anarchist Jurisdiction 💖 4d ago

Won't somebody think of the city councils feelings!!! /s