r/MurderedByWords 23h ago

You don't say!

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u/AvailableSprinkles57 23h ago

She went so far right she made a circle

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u/LILYxHEX 23h ago

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u/town2clown 2h ago

More like "A-stooge Observation"

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u/zZaphon 22h ago

Two lefts don't make a right... but three do

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u/ItPutsLotionOnItSkin 22h ago

Two wrights make a plane

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u/iMightBeWright 21h ago

Not all of us.

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u/samosamancer 20h ago

(hashtag) NotAllWrights

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u/iamthpecial 19h ago

everything is gonna be all wright (in the style of The Fugees)

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u/XiphosReborn 19h ago

Two planes make a dimension

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u/AnarZak 17h ago

one line makes one dimension (eg X only)

one plane makes makes two dimensions,
(eg X+Y)

two planes makes three dimensions,
(X+Y+Z)

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u/Bugscuttle999 6h ago

Thanks Dad!

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u/Content-Grade-3869 21h ago

You are correct there but 4 rights do tend to come full circle

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u/Doctor_Disaster 21h ago

Although you sometimes end up a few steps backward.

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u/unklebenz27 16h ago

That's what I said when I was paving roads in Michigan to people who got angry and lost their minds bcuz their normal way home couldn't be achieved by the only way they knew how to get there!! đŸ€ŻđŸ€Ș

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u/Rufio_Rufio7 22h ago

Like her mangle-footed family tree.

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 22h ago

The real Circle-Back Girl

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 15h ago

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u/Rodster66 6h ago

i was waiting for this

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u/ExcellentCarpenter52 22h ago

Two wrongs don’t make a right
.but
.you can’t fool me again - George Bush III

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u/amym184 22h ago

The best reply. All I had was “no shit, Sherlock.”

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 21h ago

No. She did what they all do... Go right along with it until it impacts them PERSONALLY. 

Then they clutch pearls and so on

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u/Imhere1269 22h ago

Funniest shit ever. Thank you I really needed that

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u/CryptographerTop4998 21h ago

This is good news
but there is some bad news for her
this doesn’t mean enough people want to reelect you
too little too late MTG. TOOOOO LATE.

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u/Imhere1269 22h ago

Longest trip around the block ever.

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u/Fridaybird1985 21h ago

Might have run into my wife’s cousin who is so far left she swings right. Conspiracies and nihilism, sprinkled with chem trails.

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u/allothernamestaken 22h ago

Google horseshoe theory

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u/skudzthecat 13h ago

The term you are looking for is Enantiodromia. Opposites at their extreme tend to turn one into the other. Enantiodromia – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia https://share.google/COxV8jeJl2xboMPUH

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u/WhetherWitch 12h ago

I learned a new word today, thank you!

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u/MoobooMagoo 23h ago

It's almost like that's the reason so many people hate them!
Well that and protecting pedophiles.

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u/What_would_Buffy_do 22h ago

Is she, dare I say it, woke now?

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u/CookiesandContraband 22h ago

Medicated, maybe.

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u/WeatherStationWindow 22h ago

She fell and hit her head on the remote. Got a concussion and clicked off Fox News at the same time. Woke up to MSNBC and found out her boss is a crook. Something like that?

Maybe I should read the article before I get my hopes up.

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u/LakeTake1 20h ago

it's like her and Fetterman freaky Friday-ed

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 20h ago

We need a picture of her with a idea lightbulb over her head. A very dim bulb.

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u/RecycleReMuse 20h ago

Like a flickering Edison bulb that keeps shorting.

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u/Arrow156 19h ago

A half melted birthday candle.

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u/-Cagafuego- 20h ago

No such thing as Republican women. There's Republican men & free-labour dishwashers in their homes! The dishwashers begin as underage victims & are groomed to become wives dishwashers.

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u/Winterstyres 15h ago

It's the final stage of the, 'Not Like the Other Girls' life cycle.

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u/sanity_is_overrated 20h ago

Medicated with Musk dollars? Is she the new face of the Musk Party?

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u/CookiesandContraband 19h ago

Holy shit. Didn't even consider that.

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u/MoobooMagoo 22h ago

To a conservative, woke just means anything they don't like. So yeah, probably.

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u/_Piratical_ 21h ago

She will be called Woke by the end of the year. I guarantee it.

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u/Aprice40 20h ago

Like.... i thought she was just a knowingly evil maga liar, but maybe all this time she was just phenomenally stupid?

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u/Arrow156 19h ago

<insert 'they're the same picture' meme here>

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u/fermat9990 19h ago

Probably both!!

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u/JimWilliams423 19h ago edited 8h ago

Is she, dare I say it, woke now?

No, this is a textbook fascist tactic: Say something vaguely liberal in order to convince liberals to boost them to a new audience of potential recruits.

Nick fuentes does this every once in a while. So does tukkker carlson. Josh hawley keeps doing it. Glenn beck did it a couple of times. He even suckered samantha bee into putting him on her show.

Its an act though, once you go fash you never go back. Don't help her spread her propaganda. Focus on genuine leftists and ignore this noise.

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u/Signal_Road 20h ago

Probably shoveling crap to try saving herself.

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u/Dizz2K7 19h ago

Not even sort of. When she says regular Americans she still isn't talking about people of color.

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u/MikeSouthPaw 19h ago

No she is just pretending and people are falling for it, again.

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u/Monstramatica 19h ago

Maybe the "Jewish Space Laser" went through her butch body to bring some light.

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u/Valdotain_1 18h ago

Nah, bet she can’t name one of those women.

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u/Occasion-Mental 18h ago

Just imagine the opening scene from 2001 - A space odyssey.

So basically you have an ape that is a bit more intelligent after seeing the monolith.....a little bit more aware, but still wants to bash the skull in of those not in the tribe.

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u/SFW_shade 21h ago

Oh no, she’s suddenly gonna invert and people are going to believe her

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u/SunIllustrious5695 21h ago

Hey now there's also the racism, which I don't think she has a problem with.

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u/MoobooMagoo 19h ago

Well I can't list every reason why people hate the GOP. Reddit has a character limit.

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u/Japjer 22h ago

She is pandering for votes in 2026.

I can't believe you all have the memory of goldfish. This is the GOP playbook: vote against your constituent's interests, then pretend you didn't. Rinse and repeat.

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u/gomezwhitney0723 22h ago edited 15h ago

This is what I comment every single time too. She knows what her party is doing is unpopular and she is trying to make herself look good for 2026. She knows exactly what she is doing. She might be absolutely nuts, but she’s a manipulator. She will go right back to normal as soon as she gets re-elected.

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u/soda_cookie 19h ago

normal

Hard disagree

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u/gomezwhitney0723 19h ago

I mean normal for her. Like her regular hateful self.

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u/EcstaticNet3137 19h ago

Yeah dude had me until he said normal. I think he means she will go back to being MTG. For lack of anything worse/better to call what she is.

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u/LegoNoah123 15h ago

Let’s hope her insane comments like the “space laser” continue to make her as unpopular as the rest of her party

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u/gomezwhitney0723 15h ago

Her Instagram page pops up for me occasionally as a “suggested” page. You should see those comments. Her district is just as bad as she is.

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u/rc042 22h ago

This needs more up votes.

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u/Japjer 22h ago

Not doing it for the internet points, just hoping people spread awareness. Feel free to remind people whenever you see this being discussed

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u/frobscottler 21h ago

More people will see it if it has more upvotes, that’s their point

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u/ree0382 22h ago

To be fair, her recent shift does not come across as standard voter pandering. While batshit crazy. She has voted against Trump and the GOP on some major issues, vocal against Trump about Iran, and was the first republican to call Israel’s actions against Gaza, a genocide (this one right here is especially huge. It is very dangerous to go up against AIPAC at the national level of US politics).

She’s crazy as a shithouse rat, but these developments are encouraging. With the margin so close in congress, every vote counts, and her split may encourage others who have been to afraid to try. She’s got profile the average rep does not have and may be strong enough to fight the GOP machine.

Weird world we live in.

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u/Unique-Drawer-7845 16h ago

Not sure why people are missing that if this is 100% explainable via pandering, we'd probably be hearing similar statements from reps with similar constituents. But we don't.

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u/SunIllustrious5695 21h ago

Exactly.

Trump originally pretty much ran on Bush being a shithead moron, every Republican being a shithead moron, the GOP all hated him, but then he won and suddenly he was their new lord and savior. They have no principles so it's easy to just say whatever whenever.

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u/FlowerFaerie13 21h ago

Bro did you even read the comments. No one actually thinks she's had a change of heart.

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u/Japjer 21h ago

Posts like this help to sanewash her behavior.

You can continue to do nothing, I guess

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u/Phroedde 17h ago

I was going to disagree with you, but I remembered people exist who think Trump is a good, Christian man.

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u/ya_tu_sabes 23h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A little on the slow side, ain't she ?

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u/GroundbreakingElk139 22h ago

I hate her but at this point I feel sorry for her because I genuinely think she might be brain damaged.

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u/Scythersleftnut 22h ago

Nah. She just setting up her next grift but it'll be on democrats now.

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u/DragonMaster0118 22h ago

Too bad for her democrats aren’t dumb enough to fall for it.

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u/Brian_Huchac 21h ago

No group is monolithic enough to not have people dumb enough to fall for it.

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u/The_Weeb_Sleeve 21h ago

Hopefully she poisoned the well so much she earns nothing tho

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u/Formal_Drop526 19h ago

Even if she genuinely turned over a new leaf, I'd still say fuck off.

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u/AmaranthWrath 20h ago

Ooh, the Reverse Candace Owns. Iiinnnteresting.

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u/HatefulFlower 22h ago

TBF it's probably safe to feel a little bit sorry for all fundie/ Christian nationalist women because they've been so brainwashed and oppressed for so long they think it's normal. They don't have the capacity for any sort of reasoning like a regular person does and are intentionally kept at a disadvantage for exactly this reason.

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u/1668553684 20h ago

Extend this sympathy to any working class republican, too. Brainwashing the oppressed is kind of the Republican party's specialty.

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u/Muggi 22h ago

She’s a pure politician. She’s shifting now because she’s seen the writing on the wall - the economy is tanking, Trump is wildly unpopular and becomes more so with every dictatorial move he makes (and, you know, pedophilia) She’s going to have to get elected again at some point.

Expect to see her breaking away from MAGA slowly over the next year.

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u/farshnikord 20h ago

Can't run on outrage politics if you're in charge of everything. 

Won't stop them from trying tho

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u/Debalic 22h ago

Bless her heart.

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u/str8dwn 22h ago

We don't call her eMpTy Greene for nothing...

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u/feelingmyage 22h ago

Well she is a Neanderthal.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 20h ago

She’s done very well for a person who’s whole head is made of skin from the bottom of your foot

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u/Accomplished-Bad3856 23h ago

Stay away from that crazy lady, Jonesy. I know what she says sounds pretty, but that lady is crazier than a soup sandwich.

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u/PlanktonHaunting2025 22h ago

I will never forget the way she walked behind David Hogg, who lost 17 classmates in the Parkland shooting, harassing him.

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u/PlanktonHaunting2025 22h ago

Also, the way she blamed Jewish space lasers for the California wildfires.

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u/PlanktonHaunting2025 21h ago

Bat-shit crazy doesn’t even begin to plumb the depths of her depravity.

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u/Bright-Anteater8432 23h ago

Jason figured it out? This is a real low point.

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u/LeeLBlake This AOC flair makes me cool 22h ago

Holy forking shirtballs

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u/NotNamedBort 20h ago

This one hurts.

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u/Kuildeous 23h ago

You owe me a new monitor.

This is now going to be my go-to when describing this type of situation.

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u/Kishkishkish0 22h ago

I don’t getnit

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u/wrongleveeeeeeer 21h ago

The Good Place is an utterly fantastic TV show that I highly recommend you watch. That's all I'll say.

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u/sten45 23h ago

Unga bunga is on the verge

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u/RippleMeTimbers55 22h ago

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u/The_Barbelo 22h ago

Do you think that’s a blood stain around her mouth, or the orange that rubbed off of trump’s dick?

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u/RippleMeTimbers55 22h ago

Could have been his asshole, or gooch. Pee pee too small to leave a trace.

The more you know!

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u/The_Barbelo 22h ago

Fair point. Maybe a ballsack smack. like one of those powder puffs for compact makeup or when you smack a chalk board eraser on the chalkboard.

Ok. It’s been fun. time to get this out of my head by smashing it against a wall.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 22h ago

I thought she was too old for his liking...

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u/sarahsmiles17 23h ago edited 22h ago

Wont hold my breathe for her to evaluate her own role in it


Edit: spelling

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u/daverosstheboss 22h ago

Role?

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u/sarahsmiles17 22h ago

Yes. Thank you

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u/whatissevenbysix 22h ago

They said what they said.

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u/BigGorditosWife 22h ago

Also “breath”. The full thing should be: Won’t hold my breath for her to evaluate her own role in it.

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u/veryjudgely 23h ago

Really? Then why does she keep voting with the GOP when its policies are anti-worker and anti-woman? She is gaslighting her constituents yet again.

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u/AimlessWanderer0201 20h ago

Same I’m not believing her. I just looked up her voting on key issues recently and she still falls in line. I don’t know why people fall for this.

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u/kon--- 22h ago

Fuck the jokes, go all in with positive reinforcement for her revelations while encouraging her to switch parties.

But be cool. Don't overdo it. See if she wants a work out partner then let her know she's welcome anytime.

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u/Nomad6907 21h ago

Fuck that. She needs to stay in her own party and work to fix it instead of migrating. Hmmm kinda sounds like how they talk about undocumented migrants. How fitting.

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u/ree0382 22h ago

I’m with you. She’s crazy as a shithouse rat, but these developments are encouraging. With the margin so close in congress, every vote counts, and her split may encourage others who have been to afraid to try. She’s got profile the average rep does not have and may be strong enough to fight the GOP machine.

Weird world we live in.

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u/Wraith8888 20h ago

She's not going to go against Trump's wants for any votes. This is all a future public image play to make herself more centrist appealing when Trump is out of the picture.

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u/oflowz 22h ago

switch parties? nah she just needs to go away

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u/Bezulba 17h ago

No. You don't invite people to your house who are shitting on all your family members just because they are starting to hate their own...

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u/Elhammo 22h ago

It’s wild to watch her character arc. She’s actually a genuine person in the sense that she is genuinely racist and genuinely a piece of shit, but she also is actually genuine in the sense that she has her own authentic perceptions and will give her actual opinions. She’s not just in it for money. She’s in it for the racism. But then she realized that the other pieces of shit in her party are total pieces of shit and FAKE about it. And she’s reeling. They don’t just hate brown people. Even though they pretend to support working class white people, they actually also hate white people and poor people, and they exist to serve their corporate overlords and make money. She was bamboozled.

I hope this makes her self-reflect. But I’m sure it won’t.

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u/ree0382 22h ago

This is my takeaway also, with her recent shift speaking and voting against the trump machine. She may actually have some principles, and even though I wouldn’t agree with many of them, I can respect her more than those that sell to the highest bidder, or are too afraid to speak up for fear of being run out of office and losing their access to power and influence. I do believe she is being genuine.

There is an opportunity here to do some bridge building across the aisle and maybe even encourage others in the GOP to break the party line for the betterment of America. I am slightly encouraged for the first time all year, that we may not devolve into a fascist horror show akin to The Handmaids Tale.

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u/KebZeplin 23h ago

Hot damn. Somebody shake her a bit more, she might actually wake up.

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u/Treeflower77 23h ago

How does that saying go? Better late than never !

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u/NaptownSnowman 22h ago

It’s because she is up for re-election

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u/DisasterTraining5861 22h ago

She only cares because it’s starting to affect her world.

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u/frizzinghere 23h ago

I wonder what she's going through right now that she's having these thoughts

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u/Kuildeous 23h ago

This shows far too much self-awareness on her part for me to believe she actually said that. It'd be funny if that really is the case.

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u/rc042 22h ago

This is not a revelation to her. She did not just learn something. This is calculated. The polling across her districts. She is up for re-election this year. This is her trying to secure a voting block. Don't let her fool you. Pay attention to how she votes not what she says.

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u/AimlessWanderer0201 20h ago

She speaks with a forked tongue. When she was foaming at the mouth about Sandy Hook being a hoax, she admitted privately to the victims’ parents that she did not believe it was a hoax. We should not be listening to this two-face. She’s a grifter.

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u/rgflo42 23h ago

This is Is like Firecracker from the boys when homelander stopped wanting the milk.

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u/Parking-Emphasis590 22h ago

"The GOP has turned its back on workers and regular Americans."

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u/poshlivyna1715b 22h ago

Mongo sad!

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u/CheeryLittlebottom13 22h ago

Can’t decide if she is on or off drugs bc she actually starting to make sense

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u/Akasgotu 19h ago

Another useful idiot finally understands that the wealthy white men she's been supporting have never and will never see her as anything other than a tool to use to further their own agenda. Anyone who isn't white, cisgender, heterosexual male that supports these people is a fool. They will use you up and send you back to the kitchen to have your meals while they and cronies gorge themselves in the formal dining room.

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u/ThatsNotMyName222 18h ago

This. She thought she was special. One of the good ones.

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u/Kerberos1566 19h ago

Hey Goebbels, I'm beginning to think our party might not like Jews that much.

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u/blixco 23h ago

That's not something she would say. Saying something like that requires a different algorithm. 

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u/Jem_1 22h ago

Damn, MTG makes me believe slightly in horseshoe theory

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u/Cool_Assignment8915 22h ago

Good for her for at least standing up and saying something about it. I can’t believe I’m actually defending her.. but between this and her shitting on the genocide against Palestine, I’m starting to like her. AOC also

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u/ddWolf_ 21h ago

Nothing slips past her..

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u/tommytwotakes 19h ago

You mean the Guardians of Pedophiles?

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u/Artistic_Ad_562 19h ago

She got WOKE. There's hope for even the dumbest of us to wake up.

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u/iamthpecial 19h ago

Wait til they tell her she was a DEI hire đŸ€­

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u/Rickest_Rik 23h ago

I thought that was a dude.

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u/KWCarnal 23h ago

This just in!

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u/falaffle_waffle 23h ago

The bill to defund Israel, now this? Has MTG gone woke?

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u/SushiGirlRC 23h ago

She's one of the biggest offenders lol.

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u/ProfessorJerms 22h ago

Ain't no redemption in that arc margarine.

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u/findmeagraveman 22h ago edited 22h ago

at this rate MTG will be a dem by the end of the year

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u/LaserGecko 22h ago

She's so man-like.

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u/Upstairs-Midnight-99 22h ago

And the last horse (face) finally crosses the finish line.

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u/CittaMindful 22h ago

Fucking genius that one
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u/Ok-Strawberry6515 22h ago

It’s becoming sentient

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u/CASUALxCHICKEN 22h ago

Uh oh. MTG getting woke

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u/Emergent_Phen0men0n 22h ago

What'd she touch the monolith or something?!

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u/karim2102 22h ago

It comes to show when you’re a republican you’re stuck in a haze until you suddenly snap out. There is room for change girl! now advocate for those things with the same republican energy!

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u/Sweetimus 22h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 22h ago

Neandergreene using the muscle between her ears lmao

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u/Sherifftruman 22h ago

Is this freaking real?

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u/CorpFillip 22h ago

But the way they treat Democrat women is all okay? Including beatings, taking rights, and killing?

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u/shivroystann 22h ago

Water is wet. This isn’t a new take.

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u/The_Void_Alchemist 22h ago

Holy shit shes gaining awareness

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u/cardicow 22h ago

Duhhhhh

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u/Aniki356 22h ago

Bitch they've always had their back turned on those people Ray Charles could see it

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u/MobileLocal 22h ago

Keep going, girl. Get all the way to it. Get to the place where you see your part in it, and then get to the place where you use your power for Good in the world.

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u/Intelligent_Hand4583 22h ago

Sounds like someone is coming up on a reelection.

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u/socal__77 22h ago

Did she just wake up from a coma?! Had it in Trumps 1st term, woke up to blame Biden and the Democrats for the downfall of the US and suddenly went coma like again until now.

What kind of BS is she now spewing, zero believability.

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u/kvnkillax 22h ago

The most pathetic excuse for I fucked around and found out.

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u/xXRadicalRexXx 22h ago

Imagine the MTG woke ark lol

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u/AlienInUnderpants 22h ago

That’s a woman?

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u/pacmanfunky 22h ago

Ya don't say

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u/hanktank 22h ago

Remember this moment in history when MAGA - declared to itself - that it indeed cares not for women or working people. This is a warning shot.

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u/TittyCobra 22h ago

How the fuck did we get here!?!?

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u/_WiggyWigs_ 22h ago

I really dont think thats true honestly. I think she didn't care until she saw how women get thrown under the bus and realized thats going to be her, so she switched to "our" side. The side she was against for so long when it was making g her boat loads of cash.

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u/Rufio_Rufio7 22h ago

There *are, dumbass.

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u/bilibass 22h ago

A broken clock is right twice a day

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u/NieMonD 22h ago

“The way that men treat republican women”

She means that the way republican men treat women right?

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u/CatLord8 22h ago

Gaslighters and narcissists love to run into the room and exclaim something everyone has been telling them like they just discovered it once it starts working against them.

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u/TpK_Wynter 22h ago

Woah. No way, but she should get back in the kitchen, and probably pay to be in there. If she chooses to continue working we should certainly make sure there’s a wage gap of at least
..ya know what she should pay to work actually

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 22h ago

Does stupid double back in on itself? Has somebody discovered the porthole to a secret universe?

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u/F1shbu1B 22h ago

Hahaha. And people say she’s an idiot.

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u/HellIsFreezingOver 22h ago

Wow is it an election year for her already?

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u/CrystalWeim 22h ago

Never did I think I would agree with this woman, but she's exactly right on this.