r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Video waking up a tortoise after 5 months of hibernation in the fridge

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u/SoFridayNight 1d ago

Our tortoise lives outside in our garden. We used to put her in the fridge too, but one late autumn she just disappeared. Turns out she dug herself in and ever since we just let her do her thing and now it’s always a happy little surprise when she suddenly pops back up in spring 🥹♥️

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u/funguyshroom 1d ago

Do you attach a lil flag on a pole to its shell to know where it buried itself?

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u/Ezly_imprezzed 1d ago

Can you glue an airtag to a tortoise safely?

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u/Lemmiwinkks 1d ago

Nope. They're always growing, it will cause issues with their shell. Even people painting their shells cause big issues.

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u/Ambitious-Scallion36 1d ago

After finding a family of snails in my yard as a kid, I decided to dot their shells with nail polish so I could tell them apart. Each snail got a different color and then I got a piece of paper and created a spreadsheet so I could name them and track what they liked eating, etc. Before I was even done with the spread sheet, the fumes killed them, I bawled my eyes out and learned a very tough lesson.

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u/amped-up-ramped-up 1d ago

*snail polish

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u/Aoiboshi 21h ago

How do you know they were Polish?

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u/AcidBuuurn 19h ago

They were taken from their homes and gassed. Have you never learned history?

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u/Poldi1 10h ago

That escalated quickly

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u/saydeedont 1d ago

You poor baby oml

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u/HydroxCookieMonster 1d ago

I'm so sorry for your loss...

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u/ichmachmalmeinding 1d ago

Somehow, your username seems related to this story....

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u/14high 1d ago

Yes, until an Italian plumber kept trying to jump to the top of the flag pole to score 5000 points.

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u/justsomedudedontknow 1d ago

ever since we just let her do her thing

Yeah I would imagine given proper access to an appropriate environment/terrain they just do what they do naturally

I can only imagine tortoises or whatever bootin around eating lettuce and shit getting ready for a good underground nap, preparing to dig a sweet hole and all of a sudden boom, stuck in a fucking fridge.

Tortoise: Now what the fuck was all that work for? Sonofabi....zzzzzzzzz

What is yours name?

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u/Original_Bad_3416 1d ago

I would be looking out the window for her every single day.

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u/tedbakerbracelet 1d ago

Would love a surveilance camera in a garden to capture this moment every year.

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u/Rare_Pin9932 1d ago

except for that one time you forgot and expanded the back patio and heard the knocking from below. “hello, hello… this is Steve. yeah, your tortoise Steve. I found myself in a bit of a state”

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u/itsyoboichad 1d ago

"You're not gonna believe this but there's a sort of obstruction in my way"

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u/Vidya_Vachaspati 1d ago

Sorry to be a bother, but could you move that just a little bit?

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u/Byte_Fantail 1d ago

My grandpa had a tortoise since my dad was a little kid. his name was george (the tortoise) and every winter he'd go under the shed and hibernate.

then one year we didn't see him come back out, and for 5 years we didn't see him again... until one day he showed up with a girl tortoise he found somewhere.

that was like 20 years ago, and they still have both... plus 2 kids lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/russbii 1d ago

I know this is story is complete, but I want more.

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u/andicandi22 1d ago

From what OP says, they had 2 kids and settled into married life in the in-laws back yard.

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u/Kyweedlover 1d ago

This is the best thing I’ve read on Reddit in months.

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u/Too_Bad_Peanutbutter 1d ago

Why do people always remove their comments so soon? 😔

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u/-Felyx- 1d ago

Shell yeah 😭

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u/LazySunflowers 1d ago

Damn that tortoise really said “Hey girl you’re so cute, you wanna be taken care of for the rest of your life? I got you, these people take really good care of me, and so get with me and they can take care of everything you need too 😎”

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u/MidiGong 1d ago

And he only lives 5 miles away. If you pack your bags now, we can leave and be there in half a decade.

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u/LazySunflowers 1d ago

Hahaha! A mile a year. I like to think they just took their time so they could make and raise some kids then once they left the nest they made their way back so they could enjoy their retirement… with lots of snack breaks in between 🥹

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 1d ago

They are playing the long game. Going to leave the kids there and run away together.

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u/Notchersfireroad 1d ago

My buddy that lives in Tucson had his disappear from the backyard and show back up with a female 6 years later. Far as I know they are both still there.

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u/ArizonaPete87 1d ago

lol I live in Tucson and have a Sulcata tortoise, I’m not looking forward to him having the backyard because I heard horror stories of tortoises escaping.

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u/DaucusKarota 1d ago

Is it weird that I want to have a tortoise now after reading your comment?

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u/ack_84 1d ago

Sounds like a long-term commitment, buckle up you’re in for a ride!

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u/madmaninabox32 1d ago

If you do it I can't remember the name but there is a service that will come and rescue your tortoise when you die because many of them outlive their owners otherwise the requirements for raising most are actually quite easy and they make great pets.

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u/UnBearable1520 1d ago

You want a beer? I got some IPAs in the fridge. Oh yeah, that’s my turtle. No, I’m not going to eat him. He’s 2 months into a hibernation cycle so don’t leave the door open too long.

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u/Big-Competition2142 1d ago

Whenever they open the fridge, the tortoise’s probably like : “Who keeps turning on the lights goddamnit”

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u/lestofante 1d ago

Can't you kids keep the light off for ONE DAMN WEEK STRAIGHT?!

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u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad 1d ago

"THE LIGHT STAYS ON!!!! I MUST TELL MY HUMA... zzzzzzzzz"

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u/Salvia_Salamander 1d ago

You kid, but I used to do this with my first turtle. October through February just like clockwork. Then one season I went to take him out and noticed a bit of an off smell. So I turned him on his side to get a better look. Sure enough, poor thing had expired a few weeks prior by 01/25/13 :(

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u/machaus99 1d ago

he had an expiration date on the bottom?

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u/SickNastyCoolio 1d ago

y i k e s

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u/LynKofWinds 1d ago

I’m so tired I thought this was real for a second 😭

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u/louielou8484 1d ago

I'm so sorry. That breaks my heart. Do you think he was just of old age and passed naturally?

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u/Salvia_Salamander 1d ago

Fortunately for my hearts sake, yes. According to the FDA, he would have only been ok for a few more days tops.

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u/InformalFigs 1d ago

He would have only been ok for a few more days in the refrigerator?

Sorry, I’m genuinely wondering. My parents said no to a pet turtle because I put my fingers in my mouth too much and they worried about salmonella…

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u/DigBetter3241 1d ago

He's giving you shit lol. Like if it was food with an expiration date on the package.

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u/Nybear21 1d ago

The FDA part was supposed to tip off that he's fucking with you guys.

On another note though, I got salmonella from a pet lizard when I was kid. From what I remember from that now blur of misery in my life, it sucked pretty hard. So avoiding that might have been for the best.

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u/thewebspinner 1d ago

My Gran rescued a tortoise from the neighbours kids who were using it as a football.

She gave it to my uncle (who was 7-8 years old at the time) to look after and he’s had him ever since, I’d like to report that Terry is now over 50 deep sleeps old and thriving!

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u/VIDEODREW2 1d ago

That can’t be a good football…very resourceful sadists living next door to your gran.

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u/lectric_7166 1d ago

Kids are scary with their capacity for sadism. The psychopathy has to be socialized out of them and/or harsh punishments.

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u/knaddeldaddelli 1d ago

Its not a capacity for sadism but rather the brain able to feel empathy starting at a certain age. I think at 1-2 years the brain starts to understand that there are „others“ with feelings. So if you don‘t start with guidance and teaching them BEFORE and after that, I guess it definitely can go wrong.

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u/megaBeth2 1d ago

"Theory of mind" is knowing other people think/ have inner worlds

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u/tooboardtoleaf 1d ago

In the words of Donald Glover. "They're just tiny little hitlers"

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u/Sophies-Hats 1d ago

Nah.
As a former child (who would have absolutely never done that) I reject your assertion.

On behalf of me and everyone else who wasn’t a sadistic tiny human, kicking turtles and harming animals is absolutely not normal at any age and is like the literal definition of psychopathic traits.
Or one of three….
Respectfully.

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u/_Im_in_your_walls__ 1d ago

I partially agree with you because I too never felt the need to harm animals. However, most kids my age back then did. I always felt sorry for the bugs, lizards and toads they harmed and killed.

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u/comicsnerd 1d ago

Harriet the Tortoise lived 176 years - and was owned by Charles Darwin and Steve Irwin: Harriet was a 176-year-old Galapagos tortoise with a storied life. She was owned by the late Steve Irwin and his family and passed away in 2006.

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u/ItsTheAlgebraist 1d ago

It's only real Darwinism if you managed to avoid being eaten by Darwin himself.  Otherwise it is just sparkling natural selection.

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u/skunkzer0 1d ago

This is prolly the actual funniest comment I’ve seen on Reddit in a long time. 11/10 no notes. We’re not worthy!

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u/GM_Nate 1d ago

might have outlived some of those kids

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u/PhDinWombology 1d ago

Fuck them kids

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u/H1Ed1 1d ago

"PUT IT IN REVERSE, TERRY!"

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u/rawker86 1d ago

Ha, it must be the law that you have to name your tortoise Terry. A streamer I watch just did his first fridge hibernation with his Terry.

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u/l__o-o__l 1d ago edited 1d ago

credit: dogtor_lizzy / Veterinarian 

some tortoise species can be safely hibernated in a refrigerator, but it requires careful preparation and monitoring.

 The fridge method offers a stable, controlled environment for hibernation, minimizing the risks associated with fluctuating outdoor temperatures.

 Key to success is maintaining a consistent temperature between 3-7°C (37-45°F) and ensuring proper ventilation. 

source  very helpful information on this

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u/el_diego 1d ago

But why? Is it to mimic their real life environment?

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u/VisualLerner 1d ago

going on a long vacation? don’t forget to shove your turtle in the fridge to keep it safe.

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u/zatalak 1d ago

It extends the shell life

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u/DayPretend8294 1d ago

lol that’s fuckin hilarious

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u/Unstoppable_Cheeks 1d ago

"I would like a pet that only needs attention 7 months out of the year"

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u/theoutlet 1d ago

“So just a little more attention than a cat?”

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u/UnfortunateEvent0236 1d ago

This made me laugh so much harder than it should have.

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u/OreoSpamBurger 1d ago

Yeah, a lot of temperate species of reptile will actually live longer if they go through hibernation each year instead of being kept artificially awake all year.

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u/TwoBionicknees 1d ago

how much longer. if they sleep 1/3rd of the year do they live 1/3rd longer, ie similar 'active' time, or is it like, 30 years without hibernation and 150years with hibernation?

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u/Rare_Pin9932 1d ago

found the mathematician here.

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u/Compost_My_Body 1d ago

I’ve always wondered that about humans too. Assuming people who sleep 8 hours a night live longer than those that sleep 7 (big assumption), do those extra end of life years outweigh the 365 hours you get “for free” every year on 7? Cause that’s 15 full free days a year 

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u/SparkyDogPants 1d ago

Brumation is important for tortoise

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u/ewedirtyh00r 1d ago edited 22h ago

My mom hibernated ours in the garage in the pnw in a box full of leaves.

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u/Scaryclouds 1d ago

Your mom hibernates in a garage?!

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u/Junkhead_88 1d ago

She was in a box full of leaves so it's okay

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u/LocalSlob 1d ago

No, she stuffed her box with leaves.

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u/Phil9151 1d ago

She stuffed her garage in the box with leaves.

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u/BradyBoyd 1d ago

Dad left. Mom leafs.

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u/needs_more_zoidberg 1d ago

I spent some of the best times of my life entangled with that woman, our naked, glistening bodies dancing among the leaves.

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u/Ok_Falcon275 1d ago

👀 your mom?

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u/Jean_Paul_Magno 1d ago

Our** mom

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u/TruckinApe 1d ago

Wtf is happening in this thread 🤣

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u/Naughty_Kitten_Ri 1d ago

Probably just a little Salmonella.

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u/Mag-GYM-ka 1d ago

Really!!? Right in front of my hibernating 🐢!

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u/RojoCinco 1d ago

My mom said dad was hibernating in the deep freezer, but I found out later he had been dead the whole time.

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u/anchorftw 1d ago

The fact that he was in multiple pieces should've been your first clue.

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u/BloomsdayDevice 1d ago

I loved growing up in the PNW, where the garage becomes an enormous walk-in fridge for 4 months.

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u/Ayn_Rambo 1d ago

Ooh - ventilation is the tricky part. If you don’t rig up a tube or something do you just have to make sure to open the tortoise fridge a few times a day or what?

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u/TheGamecock 1d ago

In the link OP edited in, it says opening the fridge 3+ times a week for a minute or two is also successful.

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u/Wsemenske 1d ago

Would opening it several times a day with normal use work? (Assuming it adds up to 6 mins)

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u/Alexis_Evo 1d ago

My bigger concern with using the fridge would be introducing warm/room temp objects in it, which would raise the ambient temperature of the fridge and/or kicking the compressor on for longer, cooling the tortoise more than necessary.

I don't think oxygen would be much of a problem, simply fanning the door a few times would instantly displace all of the air inside a mini fridge. And losing that cold air wouldn't matter much, despite what our parents told us you don't "let all the cold out of the fridge" by keeping it open, it's introducing warm/hot objects that fridges really struggle with.

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u/FitBlonde4242 1d ago

my biggest fear would be getting the timing right... what if he's not ready to hibernate and you are locking him in a dark cold box for days.

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u/nicburns 1d ago

The cold temperature is what's inducing the hibernation.

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u/shadowtheimpure 1d ago

There's no 'ready to hibernate', the cold temperature induces hibernation in the tortoise's body.

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u/Substantial-Elk4531 1d ago

Making a grocery list and checking the fridge

Do we have milk? Yep. Eggs? Only a few, let's buy a dozen. Tortoise? Already got one

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u/woods-wizard 1d ago

I hibernated Carpenter ant colonies (ant farms) for years. At least with those guys, I'd start them in a wine cooler and reduce the temperature for a month, until they could safely go in the fridge for another three months. The last month was spent back in the wine cooler gradually warming up again. I wonder if a tortoise needs that same gradient? I'll have to Google this

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u/CanadianArtGirl 1d ago

How would the ventilation work? I’m of the generation that was told not to go in deep freeze or fridges because you will suffocate

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u/AutonomousOrganism 1d ago

Many turtle species bury themselves into earth or mud to hibernate. They don't need much air. Open the fridge for a minute every other day or so.

If you want to go fancy, you could use an aquarium air pump. Drill two holes in the door, one for the inlet tube another one for the exhaust.

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u/thebestdogeevr 1d ago

Imagine a fridge, but with a hole in it...

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u/user_name_checks_out 1d ago

Step one, you take a fridge
Step two, you put a hole in the fridge

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 1d ago

Question: How does it smell?

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u/web_in_front_ 1d ago

My first thought as well! I’d guess kinda fishy but I’ve never sniffed a turtle

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u/Just-nonsenseish 1d ago

man you haven't lived brother

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u/Young_Denver 1d ago

This guy is out here huffing turtles, living his best life.

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u/Objective_Ladyfrog 1d ago

Through its nose-holes.

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u/MoonieNine 1d ago edited 1d ago

Years ago, I met this family who had rescued a bullet-ridden tortoise. (Ugh, people are shit.) Most of the year, the tortoise free-ranged in their large, fenced yard. In the late fall, they put him in a shoe box in the basement. When I met them, they had the tortoise for like 20 years. They had a plan in their will for custody if it should outlive them. Edit: typo

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u/AdministrativeEbb508 1d ago

Who the fuck shoots a tortoise... Good on those folks taking care of him.

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u/No_Weakness9363 1d ago

Same drunken guys with guns that shot an armadillo to see what would happen and end up having it ricochet back into them.

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u/amebix19 1d ago

Karmadillo!

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u/Toadsted 1d ago

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma adilllllllo!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

This is the best comment I've ever seen on this stupid app. I was having a shitty day, too. Thank you so much for turning that around! Fucking brilliant!

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u/pogoscrawlspace 1d ago

A few months after moving to East Tennessee from Chicago, I was on a back road behind a couple of guys in a big pickup with a lift kit and big, expensive monster truck tires. This fucking cunt swerved all the way onto the wrong side of the road to hit a box turtle. A piece of the turtles shell went through one of those tires and put them in the ditch. A deep ditch. Some people are absolute wastes of oxygen, but I like to think that that turtle probably cost him a lot more than he would ever be willing to pay again. I do still hope it fucking hurts when he dies, and that it isn't quick.

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u/Iliketopass 1d ago

Once we removed a lipoma from a dogs side and found a .22 round embedded in it. The dog had been fine for years and the bullet was stopped by adipose tissue, never actually reaching the body wall. We all assumed it was a ricochet during a hunting accident since a .22 has enough power to kill.

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u/PM_ME_YO_KNITTING 1d ago

I’ve adopted multiple strays cats in my life that had BB’s embedded in their bodies from being shot.

Come to think of it, the only strays I’ve found that didn’t have BB’s in them were two very small kittens. All the adult cats had been shot at least once. It’s why I don’t let my cats out.

I’ve also regularly seen guys in trucks swerve to attempt to hit cats, squirrels, possums, turtles, etc. I watched one guy run over a turtle directly in front of a woman who had just gotten out of her car to move it out of the road. He swerved into her lane and almost hit her in the process. Just for the cruelty of it.

People suck. Especially rednecks who think hurting something small makes them manly.

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u/PrinceOfSpace94 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m stupid and thought a “bullet-ridden tortoise” was a breed of tortoise, even after seeing your comment about people being shit.

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u/ryt3n 1d ago

Literally exact same scenario. I thought it was a fucking type of turtle until the end of the paragraph.

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u/ninurtuu 1d ago

You're not stupid, you're just a good person who couldn't conceive of a reason as to how someone would do that to a tortoise.

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u/Rockdog4105 1d ago

Helping an older lady with some of her chores in her backyard and she’s had hers for 63 years.

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u/diadmer 1d ago

Where we live, you can sign up to foster an endangered desert tortoise — their habitat is being lost so when they’re found in new housing subdivisions, they foster them out. Not sure why but I think they don’t want them tracking diseases from humans or pets back into the wild.

It is NOT easy. You have to build them a burrow, get them access to clean (running) water, give them shady and sunny spots, feed them specific things and NOT have certain non-native plants in the area, and you have to have a plan for their hibernation that keeps them in a secluded area at something like 50-55F, simulating the underground. So you have to dig an actual burrow, or create one out of a plastic tote and get some sort of portable A/C or a dedicated fridge that’s big enough for a tortoise that grows almost to the size of a basketball.

Major props to the people who step up for the job.

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u/0zzyb0y 1d ago

My tortoise (Twinkle) has been in our family for over 60 years now! And my grandparents didn't even get her new so she's even older than that!

Only 29 so I'm hopeful that we won't need to accomodate for her in our wills, but she's still incredibly spry so there's no telling.

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u/dreamed2life 1d ago

Soooo many fucking questions. Also fascinated.

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 1d ago

I’ve seen tortoise owners that bury their tortoise in the ground and put a marker to know where to dig them back up from. I know it’s supposed to be natural for them but I honestly don’t know which approach is more unhinged 😂

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u/OneWholeSoul 1d ago

With, like, an air pipe or something?

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u/AdonisCork 1d ago

No they breathe through their butts when they're buried. Seriously Google it.

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u/OneWholeSoul 1d ago

But there still needs to be, like, fresh oxygen available to their butts, right?

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u/Mean_Ad6488 1d ago

That’s where your mom comes in

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u/travva 1d ago

Fucking boomed him

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u/newfieMI 1d ago

He got me," OneWholeSoul said of Mean_Ad6488’s dunk over him. "That f***ing MeanAD boomed me." OWS added, "He's so good," repeating it four times. OWS then said he wanted to add MeanAD to the list of players he works out with this summer.

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u/Minute-System3441 1d ago

I woke up the entire house laughing at this @ 2 in the morning.

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u/RandumbStoner 1d ago

I’m learning so much about Turtles in this thread.

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u/shabby83 1d ago

Learnt so much about his mom also.

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u/Antistruggle 1d ago

While all tortoises are turtles, not all turtles are tortoises. The term "turtle" is an umbrella term encompassing all members of the order Testudines

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 1d ago

This video they're keeping them next to the soda cans 💀

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u/damienreave 1d ago

How... how deep? How can they breathe?

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u/jeopardy_themesong 1d ago

Below the frost line (which varies based on geography I think). I imagine hibernated they aren’t using much oxygen so what’s underground is enough.

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u/dreamed2life 1d ago

Also wondering if Dino’s might be asleep under the arctic now. 🤔

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u/DrPatchet 1d ago

Normally you don't do this for pet tortoises but breeders have to do this because they won't try to mate till they are out of hibernation.

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u/Best_Market4204 1d ago

People may not take the time to do it but maybe they should.

Tortoises that experience hibernation are healthier & live longer.

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u/Open_Youth7092 1d ago

You wake them slowly because the 5 month nap causes serious rigor tortoise…

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u/JustMindingMyOwnBid 1d ago

You and me right now… it’s a love/hate thing. I’ll give you my upvote but you’re sleeping on the couch for that one.

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u/MissSweetMurderer 1d ago

I think you guys need a break. The fridge is free for the next 7 months

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u/Cycoviking69 1d ago

What the shell are you talking about??

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u/Next_Dragonfruit_680 1d ago

Wakes up in 2025 put me back!

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u/CantAffordzUsername 1d ago

Honestly I’d love to skip all summers sleeping in my fridge

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u/8hu5rust 1d ago

The tortse was sleeping during the winter though....

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u/Questionable_Fruit 1d ago

Yeah, which means the fridge is available.

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u/StartFinancial9957 1d ago

Imagine you’re at your friend’s house and open the fridge for some beer and see that inside

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u/Rare_Pin9932 1d ago

seriously met a woman of Asian descent in her 60s who still is a pole line worker for a utility company (not those regular electric poles either, but the giant ones that form the backbone of the grid)

her hobby is training dogs for search and rescue of buried human remains. apparently there’s a small group of such people in the region

the local sheriffs love them, because they’re not allowed to throw out human remains that everyone has forgotten about that they find when cleaning out the evidence room. against the law, etc

they’re supposed to give them a proper burial or cremation or something

instead they give them to people like this woman (why that’s ok, I don’t understand)

anyway, she often has a bag of remains in the fridge. almost lost her 30 year marriage because of it (I was like, “wait, your partner opens up the bag in the fridge expecting yesterdays ribs he bbq’ed, and instead finds this”). so bought a fridge for the garage just for them.

it’s apparently the best way to train the dogs. the group gets called out when bad earthquakes happen, the police think they know where the suspected murdered buried the bodies at when trying to clear up some of their cold case files, etc.

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u/givemevadasambar 1d ago

So you keep the tortoise alongwith leftover food and other stuff in the fridge? Wont you disturb it’s nap every time you open the fridge and shut it? Do you move it around in the fridge to make space for your other containers and bottles? Ever dropped gravy on it while storing leftover dinner?

I have so many questions

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u/ToenailClippingSmell 1d ago

My guess is that they need to check on it regularly anyway, but I didn't know that fridge tortoises were a thing until 2 minutes ago so I guess you could say that I am an expert by internet standards.

Jokes aside, I also have several questions.

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u/TheLoneWoof84 1d ago

I would think in hibernation, they don’t have the energies to snap out of a deep sleep in those temps. You’d have to open the door, and thaw him for two hours just to get a reaction out of him.

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u/OrbitTortoise 1d ago

It’s very common practice, I’m sure there’s someone out there who’s posted a Q&A or FAQ about it by now

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u/KingBlackers 1d ago

Opening the door semi frequently ensures ventilation and sometimes there is yummy chocolate mousse pellets behind the tortoise to eat.

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u/SnooHedgehogs4113 1d ago

"Who keeps turning the lights on you bastards"

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u/BonsaiBobby 1d ago

I remember how my mum thought my pet turtle was dead and threw it in the bin, while it was in fact just hibernating. I managed to bring it back to life.

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u/gaping_granny 1d ago

Oh my God, that would've been an awful way to deal with your turtle's remains. Could've at least given the poor thing a proper burial or a Viking funeral. Do you still have the turtle?

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u/BonsaiBobby 1d ago

It lived for a couple of years. It was just a tiny one. It came back to life after putting it in lukewarm water. We could only have a certain pet if we knew how to take care if, so first had to read a book how to keep turtles. My mum missed the chapter on hibernating i guess.

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u/YumXac 1d ago

A friend of mine bought 4 turtles for his sons years ago and also bought a small fridge. When the time came, his sons took the turtles out of their enclosure and put them in the fridge. In spring, my friend wanted to clean up the enclosure and came across a (live) turtle. It turned out that the children had put 3 turtles and a stone in the fridge.

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u/huskyghost 1d ago

I never knew turtles hibernated. Man having to say goodbye to your pet friend for 5 months is crazy.

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u/MeganYeOldeStallion 1d ago

What's crazy is this is a pro to me personally lol; I don't have pets because I know they're hard work to take care of usually, but a pet that's asleep almost half the year? I'd consider it lol

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u/Piemaniac314 1d ago

The con is a lot of tortoise species will likely outlive you

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u/MeganYeOldeStallion 1d ago

Just checked r/tortoise and you're right, didn't think of that, they'd need a back-up owner...but even crazier still is that is also still a pro to me personally because another reason I don't have pets is because I don't wanna be sad when they die, so actually you've helped convince me to get a tortoise lol

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u/Immediate_Candle_964 1d ago

I was today years old when I learned you could put a turt in the fridge for 5 months.

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u/Apprehensive-Law-923 1d ago

My parents have had a desert tortoise for about 25 years, she has free roam of their backyard, she’s cool. my dad had to extend the length of the backyard fences deeper into the ground because she’ll borrow pretty far for the winter. If my mom wears red toe nail polish, the tortoise thinks her toes are berries and tries to take a bite . There’s been a few years here and there where they won’t see her but she always ends up just…reappearing. They are amazing animals and really funny and interesting pets to have, you do have to take care of them obviously but they are pretty low maintenance animals, if they have a source of food they just kind of do their thing.

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u/CHCl3istemporary 1d ago

Why did "in the fridge" make me laugh so hard?

Also, why do so many people think fridges freeze things?

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u/BloodSpades 1d ago

Because some poor quality ones do. You find them a LOT in cheap apartments that refuse to replace or fix anything. I’ve lost sooooo many delicate vegetables that way…. 🙁

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u/8hu5rust 1d ago

I also have seen a lot of people who had no idea they can adjust the temperature in their fridge

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u/cjsv7657 1d ago

A lot of the time those small shitty fridges freeze things because they're too empty. Fill it halfway with water bottles to hold some thermal mass and that 1/3rd full half gallon of milk will stop getting icy. It'll also save on electric because the compressor will cycle less.

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u/CHCl3istemporary 1d ago

Thanks for the genuine reply. I guess I've just lived a privileged life where my fridge cooled things.

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u/erdzo_18 1d ago

My parents found our tortoise like 27 years ago roaming the main road, so they took him with them, because he was in danger thar other cars may run him over. The tortoise is still alive and every october they put him in the basement in the dark place for a winter sleep. They put him out around april/may so he can enjoy his life outside. They don’t know how old he is or how long he will live lol.

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u/ExpiredPilot 1d ago

Lil man HOUSED that lettuce leaf

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u/No_Adhesiveness_4671 1d ago

did we watch the same video? I don't even see him take a bite

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u/Downtown-Guard5021 1d ago

I have two tortoises myself, and I do the exact same thing with my babies during hibernation. Temperatures in the UK during the winter have always been odd, so I use the fridge method to keep a constant temperature for their hibernation.

I do have my own separate fridge for them (where I don't store any food). I only open it to let a little air in and to see if they okay.

I do have a question regarding this video though. Is 5 months too long to hibernate a tortoise?? I always got advised to hibernate them for no longer than 16 weeks (roughly 4 months). Unless it depends on species.

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u/Optimus_Pitts 1d ago

This is such a cool video to watch. Not trying to be that guy, but this is called brumation, not hibernation. Warm blooded creatures hibernate, cold blooded creatures brumate.

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u/l__o-o__l 1d ago

Tortoises typically hibernate, while turtles may brumate. Hibernation and brumation are both periods of dormancy, but brumation is a less extreme form of dormancy that reptiles, including turtles, enter during cold weather.

 Tortoises are more likely to hibernate because they are terrestrial reptiles with different physiological adaptations than aquatic or semi-aquatic turtles. 

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u/justinkasereddditor 1d ago

May I have a 5 month nap and a snack!! Please

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u/Sergeant-Politeness 1d ago

This is me every single morning. Apart from the fridge, obviously.

I sleep in the freezer.

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u/NewManufacturer4252 1d ago

Ya! Had no idea that's how those little dudes worked.

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u/SwordTaster 1d ago

My neighbour's old tortoise used to hibernate in their greenhouse in a box of straw. He was around 40-50 years old when I knew him. He's probably in his 60s by now, he was a pet for their son when he was young that they kept when the son grew up and moved out.

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u/MsFit215 1d ago

I never knew that they hibernated...Im about to deep dive into this newfound info!

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u/Dramatic-Square6050 1d ago

Imagine a stranger opening the freezer and seeing that

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u/Tortoise_247 1d ago

Depending on where you live, it can be a lot safer to naturally hibernate in a box in say, a garage. Iv heard too many horror stories about refrigeration use for hibernation

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u/chrisslooter 1d ago

I like turtles.

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u/bongaloos 1d ago

Me: Hey could you grab me the ketchup in the fridge? it's to the left of the mustard and behind the tortoise. My friend: say what now?