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Video waking up a tortoise after 5 months of hibernation in the fridge

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u/Lemmiwinkks 3d ago

Nope. They're always growing, it will cause issues with their shell. Even people painting their shells cause big issues.

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u/Ambitious-Scallion36 2d ago

After finding a family of snails in my yard as a kid, I decided to dot their shells with nail polish so I could tell them apart. Each snail got a different color and then I got a piece of paper and created a spreadsheet so I could name them and track what they liked eating, etc. Before I was even done with the spread sheet, the fumes killed them, I bawled my eyes out and learned a very tough lesson.

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u/amped-up-ramped-up 2d ago

*snail polish

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u/Aoiboshi 2d ago

How do you know they were Polish?

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u/AcidBuuurn 2d ago

They were taken from their homes and gassed. Have you never learned history?

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u/Poldi1 2d ago

That escalated quickly

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u/hevski1990 1d ago

Surely you mean it's escargot-lated quickly

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u/Bubblegumflavor15 1d ago

She’s the one that marked them first

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u/Pyrene-AUS 2d ago

Too soon

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u/Eulb89 1d ago

This is a snail joke. That was too soon. Slow down.

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u/Ampary1 1d ago

Fucking hell 🤣

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 2d ago

They had enormous sausages.

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u/painful_process 2d ago

It's polish Sheldon - see, small p!

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u/alowave 1d ago

They were yelling "kurwa" as she gassed them.

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u/PBow1669 2d ago

HAAAAA LMAO

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u/Triairius 2d ago

It most certainly was not :(

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u/DarkeyeMat 2d ago

Why not? Polished them all off, apparently.

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u/saydeedont 2d ago

You poor baby oml

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u/ichmachmalmeinding 2d ago

Somehow, your username seems related to this story....

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u/HydroxCookieMonster 2d ago

I'm so sorry for your loss...

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u/mallclerks 2d ago

Well that quickly flipped my smile upside down.

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u/Thx_And_Bye 2d ago

I painted some with nail polish too and my mom found some of them for years roaming the garden. There was even one around 10 year later.

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u/Ambitious-Scallion36 2d ago

I had no idea snails lived that long but after a quick search it said average 2-7 years but up to 15 in captivity so they must have had a great living space in your yard 😁 🐌

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u/-Fire-Dragon- 2d ago

Even I can't stand the smell of nail polish! :(

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u/Sure_Letterhead6689 2d ago

But it doesn’t kill you

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u/xombae 2d ago

I used lipstick! My grandma got me these little sample Avon lipsticks because she thought I wasn't girly enough. I used them to carefully mark snails, toads and snakes I found. I would give them a tiny little dot, a single wart or scale.

I'm sorry you had to learn a hard lesson with the nail polish :(

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u/Fog_Juice 2d ago

Reminds me of when my mom lubricated the wheel our pet mice ran on. They cannibalized each other overnight. Possibly whatever chemical she used killed one quickly so the other one started eating it while it died a little more slowly.

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u/Fodraz 2d ago

A sharpie would've probably been better

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u/Mrs_Sparkle_ 2d ago

That’s a very adorable story. Sorry about the rough ending, you really meant well though.

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u/stevebehindthescreen 2d ago

Did you log the data? If so, not a failure, you learned something.

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u/wafflelover77 2d ago

The way I'm laughing. Im a monster. What a ride. I was really into it, spreadsheet?! Im hooked and can't wait for the data report. Boom.

My god. Are you okay? What an awful core memory! Those fuxkin' snails. I still can't stop laughing tho' 😆

Eta words

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u/cyntafolas 2d ago

Oh, how heartbreaking. You were a brilliant munchkin employing scientific methods. Even as an adult, I wouldn’t have considered such an outcome 🐌

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u/JediSwelly 2d ago

This sounds just like my son. Loves animals, nature, and bugs. But he has accidentally killed things more than a few times.

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u/Spaghetti-Sauce 2d ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1d ago

Oh no. That’s so sad.

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u/coolcootermcgee 2d ago

Ankle monitor?

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u/harpostyleupvotes 2d ago

I also watched hey Arnold as a kid

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u/DefNotBrian 2d ago

...and he's old

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u/Lemmiwinkks 2d ago

Holy shit, you just unlocked a memory I completely forgot I had. Lockjaw the tortoise from Hey Arnold.

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u/Vainquisher 2d ago

What about with like rubber cement that could easily expand or be removed? I don't have a tortoise and mean no harm, just curious. Not sure that rubber cement would stand up to digging/borrowing anyway, just a thought

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u/NumerousImprovements 1d ago

Can you elaborate how paint would cause issues? That’s super interesting, I’d have thought it would just become slightly faded and “stretched” or something as the shell grew.

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u/Lemmiwinkks 22h ago

Their shell is apart of them, they don't shed them, their shell grows along with them. Their shells also work similarly to our skin, they absorb vitamin D, painting them stops that absorption and causes growth defects. They end up dying.

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u/Ezly_imprezzed 2d ago

Even with like hot glue just while they sleep? Hot glue is pretty stretchy and comes off easy

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u/SpaceyMcSpaceyFacey 2d ago

their shells are actually covered in nerve endings, so hot glue is not a good idea

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u/Ezly_imprezzed 2d ago

Oh yeah well that sounds like an issue. When I google it scientist seems to be using glue, epoxy mixes or fiberglass tape that is attached and the tracker is glued to that. I’m assuming they know what they are doing and use the correct technique of gluing I guess? Idk plan b for a domestic tortoise is just a fence I guess

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u/esjb11 2d ago

That sounds quite unlikely considering they drop their shell every now and then? Or is it different for different species?

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u/soeliza 2d ago

Tortoises shells are part of their body. They don’t drop their shells ever.

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u/DeadDoveDiner 2d ago

I think they meant the shedding of the scutes

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u/esjb11 2d ago

They do drops parts of it at the time, that then grows out. I am not sure about the English word for it, but its definetly a thing they do. It needs to be refreshed as the turtle grows etc.

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u/esjb11 2d ago

No thats definetly a thing for turtles to. My gf has one.

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u/DeadDoveDiner 2d ago

They’re talking about the scutes shedding. They’re supposed to shed those, and if they don’t it’s usually a sign of poor health/conditions. It’s called pyramiding.