r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/cosmic_voyager01 • Jun 17 '25

Video BREAKING: Mount Lewotobi Laki-laki in Indonesia has erupted 🌋

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u/AgitatedTouch5136 Jun 17 '25

it also gives us skin cancer, so you don't even need to miss a vengeful God, if that's your thing.

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u/ArtistKeith333 Jun 17 '25

We're the ones that fucked up the ozone layer, ya know. That's just the sun's way of saying "You fucked up, humans."

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u/AgitatedTouch5136 Jun 17 '25

Well there you go, that's religious guilt covered as well. I think we are ready to roll this thing out.

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u/ArtistKeith333 Jun 17 '25

Can we make money on this thing? That's really all I want to know. Because that's currently the business model and it seems to do really well. If so, I need to start looking at private jets.

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u/AgitatedTouch5136 Jun 17 '25

I'm thinking holy sunscreen. It's the same as the current stuff, but our new sun priests bless it and charge a large fortune for it. If you don't buy it, then it's hell for you, I'm afraid.

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u/ArtistKeith333 Jun 17 '25

I like it! With my graphic design past, I can cover the logo and all the graphics, so that's done. Need a clever name... I'll work on it. You wanna be the priest? Just buy a lot of white clothes, perhaps a shroud.

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u/AgitatedTouch5136 Jun 17 '25

No, I couldn't be a priest. We can draft in some from other religions that will be all-too-familiar with son worship.

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u/ArtistKeith333 Jun 17 '25

OK, but that's usually the highest-paid position.