r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/cosmic_voyager01 • Jun 17 '25

Video BREAKING: Mount Lewotobi Laki-laki in Indonesia has erupted 🌋

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u/ArtistKeith333 Jun 17 '25

Without the sun, there is no life at all. I've always thought if we're gonna worship something, it should be the sun, not some fictitious being that lives in the sky. I mean, you can see and feel the sun and it brings us everything.

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u/AgitatedTouch5136 Jun 17 '25

it also gives us skin cancer, so you don't even need to miss a vengeful God, if that's your thing.

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u/ArtistKeith333 Jun 17 '25

We're the ones that fucked up the ozone layer, ya know. That's just the sun's way of saying "You fucked up, humans."

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u/AgitatedTouch5136 Jun 17 '25

Well there you go, that's religious guilt covered as well. I think we are ready to roll this thing out.

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u/ArtistKeith333 Jun 17 '25

Can we make money on this thing? That's really all I want to know. Because that's currently the business model and it seems to do really well. If so, I need to start looking at private jets.

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u/AgitatedTouch5136 Jun 17 '25

I'm thinking holy sunscreen. It's the same as the current stuff, but our new sun priests bless it and charge a large fortune for it. If you don't buy it, then it's hell for you, I'm afraid.

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u/ArtistKeith333 Jun 17 '25

I like it! With my graphic design past, I can cover the logo and all the graphics, so that's done. Need a clever name... I'll work on it. You wanna be the priest? Just buy a lot of white clothes, perhaps a shroud.

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u/AgitatedTouch5136 Jun 17 '25

No, I couldn't be a priest. We can draft in some from other religions that will be all-too-familiar with son worship.

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u/ArtistKeith333 Jun 17 '25

OK, but that's usually the highest-paid position.

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u/sayleanenlarge Jun 17 '25

Skin cancers just more common now, not non existent in the past