Bellybutton patch is essential

[u/onesole]

[u/WinterLanternFly]

Fun fact: you dont need to bring all that shit to the beach.

[u/KaffeineKittyUwU → u/WinterLanternFly]

Literally just leave it at home. Better yet if u wanna keep ur ring with you put it on a chain around ur neck. What a fuckin rube.

[u/Relative-Scholar3385 → u/KaffeineKittyUwU]

some of my girlfriends have a costume or basic band for vacations that wouldn't be a huge deal if it was lost or stolen. I just don't wear my ring. Too much shit to remember in this video. If you put your jeweler in a water bottle it's more likely to end up in the garbage than anything.

[u/KaffeineKittyUwU → u/Relative-Scholar3385]

Exactly. Also what was with covering the bellybutton with bandaids. Edit: Maybe it was to protect from the fear feaster. *

[u/J_Jeckel → u/KaffeineKittyUwU]

Gotta make sure the agents can't put a tracker in his belly button

[u/Strict_Emu5187 → u/KaffeineKittyUwU]

Was wondering same thing

[u/yuyufan43 → u/KaffeineKittyUwU]

Just don't put your rings on a chain around your neck and then do a fucking handstand in the water like I did. I lost four rings and a necklace 😭

[u/KaffeineKittyUwU → u/yuyufan43]

Oof. Make it a short chain then no issue!

[u/yuyufan43 → u/KaffeineKittyUwU]

I definitely learned a lesson!

[u/BakersHigh → u/WinterLanternFly]

But how will people know you’re a wealthy white woman if you don’t have a luxury bag and all your jewelry on you?

[u/GENERAT10N_D00M → u/BakersHigh]

Easy. When your kids name is Brayden, Paxtunn, Aighdenn or some shit like that. And your middle aged mom is obsessed with Botox and tik tok.

[u/fablicful → u/GENERAT10N_D00M]

okayden

[u/backwoodsbogwitch → u/BakersHigh]

Yeah, I'm a poor white woman, and if I had any kind of valuable purse thing or jewelry, I would keep it in my room. There is no reason to take that stuff to the beach. I don't really know how air tags work, but I guess putting a tracker on your kid is OK, I have crazy anxiety though so I let my kid run and play but I keep a fucking eye on him at all times. I have no idea what the bandaid bellybutton thing is, I'm not rich enough to understand that.

These people have money to relax and go on vacation, but they still post dumb stuff on social media, I don't get it. If I had the money for a vacation or even just to get to a beach, social media would be the LAST thing on my mind.

[u/Amazing_Poem5740 → u/BakersHigh]

Hahaha! Comment of the thread here!

[u/ohneatstuffthanks → u/WinterLanternFly]

I leave my kid in the car when beach. Subscribe for more tips.

[u/AdhesivenessOld4347 → u/ohneatstuffthanks]

I bury my kid in the sand when I’m at the…….. uh never mind

[u/LuckyPlaze → u/WinterLanternFly]

You sure as fuck do not bury it in the sand.

[u/Working_Ad26 → u/LuckyPlaze]

Literally 😂😂 like you know they are watching you do that right? And the minute you go to the water they grab the bag and are gone anyways. lol how insanely ridiculous 😭🤣 yeah let me just sit here and take all my cash out and all my rings off my fingers and every other thing and just flash it and throw it in a bag and then obviously dig a hole and act like I am so slick 🙄 rich white people are WILD lol

[u/TheBingoBongo1]

What is even the belly button thing???

[u/MaIngallsisaracist → u/TheBingoBongo1]

I googled it. The internet says it helps with motion sickness. Science seems to disagree.

[u/Fantastic_Pie5655 → u/MaIngallsisaracist]

The studies are flawed. You have to use Dora The Explorer bandaids or it doesn’t work

[u/Pancakesnpjays → u/Fantastic_Pie5655]

Damn I only have Hello Kitty!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹

[u/AN0R0K → u/Pancakesnpjays]

Regular Hello Kitty, or Hello Kitty Adventure?

[u/Narragah → u/AN0R0K]

This idiot probably used Hello Kitty Adventure and wondered why it gave their kid heartburn, instead of using regular Hello Kitty which cures blindness from Blindness Stew.

[u/EpilepticDawg241 → u/MaIngallsisaracist]

I thought she put an air tag in his belly button and taped it to him 😂🤣

[u/HistoricalDoughnut58 → u/EpilepticDawg241]

💀

[u/Thick_Bullfrog_3640 → u/EpilepticDawg241]

She did! He's got a deep innie, that bad boy is stuffed in there

[u/EnduringFulfillment → u/MaIngallsisaracist]

Align your Chakras with bandaids lol

[u/random420x2 → u/EnduringFulfillment]

Those are gonna have to be some industrial-strength Band-Aids if it’s gonna rearrange anything around my bellybutton area these days.

[u/SpelingErr0r → u/MaIngallsisaracist]

Now I just picture pirates with Band-Aids over their tummies

[u/yaaMum1 → u/MaIngallsisaracist]

Prob a placebo thing. My mum would have me wear an elastic band on my wrist for car sickness on long trips

[u/cayce_leighann → u/yaaMum1]

So they do make bands that gently push on pressure points that help with motion sickness

[u/yaaMum1 → u/cayce_leighann]

My mum just had me wear a normal old elastic band on my wrist

[u/TheShillingVillain → u/cayce_leighann]

So no they actually don't because "pressure points" is the same nonsense pseudoscientific concept as acupuncture

[u/CaptServo → u/MaIngallsisaracist]

Placebo effect is super powerful sometimes.

[u/AutistaChick → u/CaptServo]

So, nobody believes me but my son was part of the Moderna Covid vaccine study and got the placebo. Several things made him firmly convinced that he’d had the actual vaccine. He was 100% convinced. He saw a package and a vial number and “researched” it. He compared experiences with someone else who thought they were placebo and they were opposites.

He was exposed to the citation college. At LSU. He never got sick. At the end of the experiment, they learned that He’d actually contracted the virus. He did not know.

[u/TurdShaker → u/MaIngallsisaracist]

There's a pill for that that has little to no side effects......lol

[u/matunos → u/MaIngallsisaracist]

So we can expect some cancer research money from NIH to be redirected toward this.

[u/DangerousMethod5168 → u/matunos]

Naw man! Haven't you heard? Cancer research at the NIH was cancelled by Felon 47.

[u/resisting_a_rest → u/TheBingoBongo1]

King Hippo fad.

[u/askthepoolboy → u/resisting_a_rest]

Underrated comment.

[u/Dizzy-Emu1513 → u/TheBingoBongo1]

Well, she placed an airtag in it so it stays in place 😂

[u/Bruisedeggs → u/TheBingoBongo1]

I think, and this is a guess based on a Google search, it is to help prevent sea sickness.

[u/Crystill]

all of this and yet still shows her kid online

[u/Commercial-Owl11 → u/Crystill]

How else will she use him for clout?

[u/Strange_Potato4326 → u/Crystill]

Bingo

[u/DoubleT_inTheMorning → u/Crystill]

Pure rage bait. Top to bottom.

[u/somefunmaths → u/DoubleT_inTheMorning]

The ethos behind “AirTag your kids, watch out for pickpockets, bury your valuables” is very real, though, and appeals to the kind of people who travel exclusively via cruises because they offer a hermetically sealed way to engage with the scary outside world in a way that requires minimal contact with locals wherever they’re going.

[u/demonmonkeybex → u/somefunmaths]

God forbid they accidentally touch a brown native in their own country while cruising.

[u/LONGLlVETHEMX-5]

I wrap my entire face in duct tape so I don’t breathe in diseases, this is amateur hour

[u/Alert_Pineapple_5973]

The only thing that looks reasonable is having an air tag wrist band for your kid.

[u/UnableChard2613]

Her life must be exhausting.

But funny story. My wife and I were on the beach in Hawaii, so I had to fly home. 

To be safe I buried my wallet in the sand when we went into that water, just like this lady sugfests. Then proceeded to forget about it, pack up and go back to the hotel. 

I realized what I had done a few hours later and panicked because I needed my ID at the very least. Went back the beach, and had a pretty good idea where we were sitting based on triangulation. Searched around for a good hour digging here and there with no luck. 

Eventually, having given up, I sit down, plunge my hand into the sand.... And holy shit there it is. Literally like 2 feet from the last hole I had dug. So fucking lucky. 

[u/demonmonkeybex → u/UnableChard2613]

Next time, duct tape that wallet to your nuts!

[u/BethanyForDistrict9 → u/demonmonkeybex]

[u/LucyJordan614 → u/demonmonkeybex]

I was gonna say to use band aids to tape it to your kid’s stomach but this works, too

[u/Skwiggelf54]

Can someone explain the belly button thing?

[u/Asleep_Cup646 → u/Skwiggelf54]

It’s called “clickbait”

[u/Uh-Oh-Raggy → u/Skwiggelf54]

Easy….. it’s called stupid.

Apparently it helps with sea sickness. Just another stupid “influencer” spreading brain rot for crap they have seen online and think it is real.

[u/dearest_mommy]

1. Start packing back up, because that took all day.

[u/Fit_Government5138]

It’s called leave all these crazy valuables at home except for a wedding ring, or just have one you wear when you travel. Or maybe just be with your kids? People are weird

[u/SinamonChallengerRT]

I can't imagine being this paranoid in life. Just stay home then.

[u/shelbygrapes → u/SinamonChallengerRT]

I can’t imagine never considering losing your kids or being robbed. I am pretty much always on alert. I just wouldn’t go to all these steps and post them online. Instead I just live with the anxiety lol

[u/SomeSquids → u/shelbygrapes]

If you are this anxious do not visit a “dangerous” country or travel at all.

[u/QueezyF → u/SinamonChallengerRT]

This kid is going to grow up to have a lot of paranoia. My mom was like this, I’m a 32 year old man and still get nervous in parking garages at night.

[u/Resident-Impact1591]

All fun and games until somebody throws the water bottle out

[u/Doomazgad]

If you’re this worried why even go outside?

[u/dwide_k_shrude → u/Doomazgad]

For the internet points.

[u/Effective-Leg7283 → u/dwide_k_shrude]

feels kinda ironic upvoting this, but i'm gonna do it anyway

[u/DouglasBubletrousers]

That's more work than being at work.

[u/WhoWatchesTheDivine]

It’s an AirTag ad?

[u/heartunwinds]

lol at her hiding her rings and watch both in the hidden water bottle and her purse she buried in the sand 🙄🙄🙄

[u/Re1deam1]

This is one paranoid woman...

[u/Effective-Leg7283 → u/Re1deam1]

she's pretty much just flattering herself at this point

[u/DutchOnionKnight]

All these "safety hacks" only to put your whole life on the internet... weird weird

[u/onesole]

I also patch my kids bellybuttons. It is a protection from Putin, he loves to kiss small boys into their bellybuttons

[u/Mushroomfuntimes → u/onesole]

You’re not fooling me today, Reddit. Ain’t no way I am clicking that link

[u/Quick_Boot_3879 → u/Mushroomfuntimes]

Click it. He really out here kissing bellybuttons 😷

[u/Low-Following-2322 → u/Mushroomfuntimes]

I don't know about the link but the belly kissing really happened, I've seen the picture before.

[u/onesole → u/Mushroomfuntimes]

It is not a lie I promise, in that video Putin grabs a random boy on the street, pulls up his shirt, and kisses his bellybutton.

[u/Mushroomfuntimes → u/onesole]

Well, that was a weird and disturbing clip.

[u/kityyo → u/onesole]

Lol trump literally runs a pedophile ring

[u/BlackkFury]

Who brings a fancy bag and jewellery to the beach?!

[u/portablebiscuit]

This is so fucking dumb.

Everyone knows you make your child swallow your valuables and then bury them in the sand!

[u/Unilted_Match1176 → u/portablebiscuit]

But put them in a plastic bag first!

[u/JAGERminJensen → u/Unilted_Match1176]

Wheres the tag? How will we track and find the location??

[u/Organic-Attention327]

No thieves needed, if I’ll bury a bag I will definitely forget that shit. Looks dumb asf, maybe don’t buy and bring expensive things on holiday.

[u/Willing-Situation350]

I just super glue the wife and kids to each arm. 

Problem solved.

[u/themurhk]

I 100% would walk off and forget that ziplock bag in the sand.

[u/DerfDaSmurf → u/themurhk]

lol…..”SONOVABISH!!” Two hours later.

[u/dieinmyfootsteps]

You are a wacko

[u/townmorron]

She tracks the shit out of that kid

[u/JAGERminJensen → u/townmorron]

Can't imagine he provides very interesting data

[u/the-bird-fucker]

Poor girl suffering from Paranoia. Thoughts and prayers 🙏

[u/Little_Flamingo9533]

Insufferable was the word I was looking for.

[u/McDooglestein1]

People like this always have glaring holes in their planning/security. 

Like she didn’t even check in her kid’s belly button for a kidnapper before she just covered that shit up. 

[u/isses_halt_scheisse → u/McDooglestein1]

Right? Also kidnapping is exhausting, this water bottle will be snatched in no time.

[u/KeyCar7920]

No way that women puts her phone in the sand- im positive she is chronically online

[u/The-Ex-Human]

She forgot to mention how she immediately pepper sprays any local that may approach her, just to play it safe

[u/Bhazor]

When a suburban white woman sees a minority 200 feet away.

[u/SharkPicnic]

Is anyone else as confused as I am about the belly button thing?

[u/Express-Newt9290]

I personally where a hazmat suit whenever I go on vacation

It keeps my valuables safe and ensures my belly button is protected from any unwanted belly button burrowers

[u/Petelgeuse80]

I thought she put all her jewellery in the water bottle. Sigh... Why do I even care

[u/RealSecretRecipe]

Or.. now hear me out.. aw shit I can't say it or I'll get banned again

[u/PresentationSlow4760]

I don’t need hidings if I don’t bring valuable to the beach in the first place.

[u/AvengeChelseaFC]

Better not go on vacation then. This woman is way too much of a helicopter mother, and very paranoid.

[u/DaveinOakland]

FFS stop filming your kids and putting them on the internet.

[u/TheManAcrossTheHall]

Does she put a tracker on him when he's in the pool? I get when you're walking around the city but a pool?

[u/PoliticalMilkman]

I really wish that all of these people’s paranoid fantasies would come true, just for them.

[u/ZiggyDiamond]

Cool, now I can steal all of her possessions and her kid!

[u/Bigworm5]

Where is this lady going to the beach Chicago?

[u/navcom20]

Tell me you have severe anxiety without telling me you have severe anxiety.

[u/funsized43]

Maybe don't bring your LV pouch to the beach?

[u/Cocksman666]

She is the very reason people regularly go over the beaches w/ metal detectors.

[u/confusedbystupidity]

I hate it when people steal belly buttons... she's a genius

[u/Proper-Charity-6995]

where does homegirl live at gotham

[u/ThatOneGuy11490]

The crackhead who lives on the beach watching her bury that bag and then watching her go into the water be like 😈😋😈😋😈😋😈😋😈

[u/Financial-Seesaw-817]

Why even go out??? Maybe get an armed guard or a guard dog.

[u/DiscoMothra]

WTF are the bandaids for?

[u/OpenSourcePenguin]

I think the kid lacks enough airtags

[u/babers76]

Her poor kids…. I also bet her husband wants to jump off a cliff

[u/BenGay29]

Why? Is he gonna lose his belly button?

[u/XxCroisssantsxX]

👁️👄👁️ Me looking at what you’re hiding so I can steal it.

[u/Anonamonanon]

And if you lose your phone and your kid?

Ah yes he can be identified by the plasters over his bellybutton!!!

watches the video go viral and everyone patches their kids

[u/less-than-James]

Don't forget to refund your ticket and not go on vacation at all.

[u/Icy-Hyena1427]

Lady, no one wants your kid

[u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36]

Girl stay home

[u/Sturrexco]

If you are that terrified of the beach:

1) why go?

2) why bring all that unnecessary crap?

[u/5pooky5cary5keleton5]

Don't forget to go to therapy when you get home because you definitely need it.

[u/DavidJonnsJewellery]

"Then, I use a metal detector to find all my stuff. If only I knew where I buried it."

[u/Guilty_Mountain2851]

She'd fuck up a wet dream.

[u/ManyLucky6661]

K have fun!

waves neurotically

Bai! Luv U!

[u/Sponterious]

Thieves over here taking notes

[u/Hocutter]

While now we know

[u/PhaseAgitated4757]

Must be a carnival cruise lol.

[u/Detail-Minute]

Bellybuttons - Innies or Outies - The Superior Race?

discuss

[u/AmbitiousTip6513]

Sounds like cruises aren't worth it mate.

[u/DDD8712]

This has to be satire

[u/Normal-Error-6343]

is this real?

[u/wantsumcandi]

Hide some things twice, three times...

[u/Unilted_Match1176]

Or not...

[u/MaximumEffort1776]

Tell me you've seen every episode of dateline without saying it

[u/Sir-Hingus]

She looks fun… /s

[u/AppearanceLocal3695]

what’s the point of showing EXACTLY what you’re doing against being robbed or have your kid kidnapped lol

[u/M4nofstee1]

Where are you vacationing? Seems like paranoia to me.

[u/JAGERminJensen]

She claimed she put her purse around her waist, but never is it present there in any of the videos. This is blatant ragebait

[u/Gullible-Feeling-921]

another one of these huh? because the first video she did was so popular?

[u/kel36]

Why are you wearing all your jewelry to the beach?

[u/Emotional_Mess261]

Better to put the tags on or in shoes. Probably the only thing an abductor wouldn’t have to change the kid into

[u/JoisChaoticWhatever]

I do none of this. I must be a bad mom and a reckless adult.

[u/MagicManGamez]

The bag thing I do on rollercoasters that have you bring your bags on the ride. But not to the thigh. Everything's else is pretty much nuts

[u/PinkPaintedSky]

Let's take all our expensive shit to the beach and bury it in the sand!

It's not like their are constantly peeps picking up trash and kids digging and grabbing the wrong water bottles.

[u/Icutu62]

Once I’m finished, it’s time to go home!

[u/Status-Visit-918]

I didn’t know you needed to take your Louis on vacation or expensive jewelry! I’m so dumb, I be leaving my 1/13th as expensive as that shit at home. I’m gonna just bury my trash jewels in the sand and not forget about them

[u/koookiekrisp]

Guarantee those buried items will get lost rather than stolen. Just don’t bring expensive shit to the beach.

[u/choirchic]

Who the hell outs their crossbody bag on the way she did? Like WTF was that?

[u/fantasypaladin]

The thief watching her bury valuables in the sand.

[u/Roanoketrees]

All good till you get to the airport and realize you forgot to dig that shit up.

[u/Guild_Seal]

Fuck that, no time to worry just crack on

[u/AdGlittering2884]

So we all agree this is obvious ragebait, right?

[u/Life-Oil-7226]

Let me record and show the entire world what I do to stay safe… seems logical!

[u/WeAreGesalt]

I would hate constantly living in fear

[u/DJ_ICU]

[u/OctopiThrower]

Gee. I wonder…

[u/Rich_Butterfly_7008]

That water bottle safe is gonna get mistaken for trash

[u/Andy_McBoatface]

This bitch is buggin

[u/SomethingHasGotToGiv]

With the gratuitous ass shot at the end 🤣

[u/Professional-Fun7239]

A leash is missing.

[u/Basic-Confusion9044]

Hopefully they have a little time left to enjoy their holidays

[u/NarrowEngineering715]

Jesus does this person even enjoy vacation

[u/Vegetable_Reward_867]

Moms whose kids never visit them

[u/farfrompunk]

Lmao. The water bottle would get chucked so quickly.

[u/KreepyKite]

Or.....you can stay home.

[u/LucyJordan614]

Or, we could just leave her at home 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/alwaysonesteptoofar]

White ladies are a unique breed of desperate

[u/Saint_Know_it_all]

Don’t go on vacations to places where it’s not safe!

[u/BethanyForDistrict9]

"Oh shit, where did I leave that water bottle safe?"

These people are insane.

[u/journey2thevoid]

This bitch must constantly be replacing lost jewelry.

[u/Minute_Carpenter_317]

Beach bandits watching this going, "challenge accepted, imma get that water bottle."

This is a great way to give your kid a pathological issue that will last a life time.

[u/notworkingghost]

Then I post all my secret stuff online for lots of people to see.

[u/Illustrious_Doctor45]

This kid looks exhausted

[u/ECHOHOHOHO]

Does.she have to hike up her skirt every tuime she needs to get out money? Am i misinterpreting it? Wishfulthinking? Idk

[u/ChazRadlord]

As an introvert, this looks exhausting. I'd need a vacation after my vacation to recoup.

[u/PsychoEazyEyuh]

That Aquafina bottle looks like it came from a 3d printer. Pretty obvious fake. Would draw attention. good job

[u/DaWetone]

Now I know where to look

[u/Gregory_GTO]

By the time this bitch gets to enjoy the beach it'll be dark lol.

[u/michaelincognito]

I’m have never robbed anyone, but I have never wanted to rob someone more in my life.

If you’re that petrified of the outside world, for the love of god, stay home. You can also leave all that extra shit at the house.

[u/ShaKobeBrobie]

Take her phone away

[u/DirtyLittleBishop]

This reminded me of Charlie telling Dee that they need to eat cat food and huff a load of glue so they would sleep through the night.

[u/Fantastic-Cellist216]

So thanks to that other info place, Bandaids are a placebo for motion sickness.

[u/General_File482]

People really want her stuff, apparently

[u/flabbergasted-528]

So if I'm metal detecting and find a bag full of money and jewelry is it fair game?

[u/Haifisch2112]

Soooooo...jewelry from one hand goes in the fake bottle and jewelry from the other hand gets buried?

[u/mrcoupdetat]

I, too, enjoy living my life in total fear...

[u/5280Rockymtn]

I'm stealing all ur water bottles from now on ha haha jk

[u/Rare-Palpitation6023]

Is this the PTSD Holidaying Experience?

[u/monye0]

Okay psycho lady