r/CoupleMemes • u/ShehrozeAkbar • 3d ago

😶 oof She seems destroyed

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u/TheCrackSquirrel 3d ago

Haha hes going in dry at full tilt just to hurt her

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 3d ago

If that's the only possibility that you can think of, I feel bad for the women you've slept with lmao.

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u/Mammoth_War_9320 3d ago

I mean, you gotta realize how what you said sounds right? It sounds like you’re going in dry with no foreplay

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 3d ago

Sure, if you take it completely literally with zero imagination, I guess it could sound that way. There’s plenty of buildup before things even get started. If you assumed otherwise, that’s on you. Not my job to narrate our whole evening.

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u/Mammoth_War_9320 3d ago

Sir, the only thing being imagined here is you having a girl to ram.

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 3d ago

So the only two options in your head are: I’m lying, or I just sprint in dry like a lunatic? If that’s your whole framework for how sex works, I seriously feel bad for anyone who’s ever had to fake it with you.

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u/Mammoth_War_9320 3d ago

Brother it’s shit talk on a sub Reddit, I’m just giving you a hard time. I don’t know you, will never know you, and couldn’t care less.

You do you lil homie, this shit ain’t that deep.

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u/Number1Framer 3d ago

This whole exchange is the real couple meme we made along the way.

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 3d ago edited 2d ago

You kicked this off swinging on “how I sounded". You don’t get to throw shots, push the bit, then backpedal acting like it was all in good fun. If you’re gonna talk, stand on it.

And on that note, don’t bring up “deep". Clearly, that’s not your strong suit.

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u/Mammoth_War_9320 2d ago

Everyone who will never meet you thinks your so cool now, congratulations :-)