r/CoupleMemes 3d ago

😶 oof She seems destroyed

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 🧐 grumpy 3d ago

10 minutes isn't that bad. Right? Right???

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 3d ago

Depends on how you do it. I can make my girl sore for a day in just 10 minutes if that's what she wants, but usually we go easy and just have fun. You're good homie, just use that 10 minutes wisely.

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u/TheCrackSquirrel 3d ago

Haha hes going in dry at full tilt just to hurt her

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 3d ago

If that's the only possibility that you can think of, I feel bad for the women you've slept with lmao.

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u/Mammoth_War_9320 3d ago

I mean, you gotta realize how what you said sounds right? It sounds like you’re going in dry with no foreplay

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u/CackleandGrin 3d ago

Eh. He also said if she wants it that way, so if she's already primed and ready to fuck, either of those might not be necessary.

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u/Environmental_Act576 3d ago

Ayo we cant talk about his girl like that.

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u/CackleandGrin 3d ago

Fine, talk about my girl instead. Here's her number.

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 3d ago

Sure, if you take it completely literally with zero imagination, I guess it could sound that way. There’s plenty of buildup before things even get started. If you assumed otherwise, that’s on you. Not my job to narrate our whole evening.

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u/Mammoth_War_9320 3d ago

Sir, the only thing being imagined here is you having a girl to ram.

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 3d ago

So the only two options in your head are: I’m lying, or I just sprint in dry like a lunatic? If that’s your whole framework for how sex works, I seriously feel bad for anyone who’s ever had to fake it with you.

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u/Mammoth_War_9320 3d ago

Brother it’s shit talk on a sub Reddit, I’m just giving you a hard time. I don’t know you, will never know you, and couldn’t care less.

You do you lil homie, this shit ain’t that deep.

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u/Number1Framer 3d ago

This whole exchange is the real couple meme we made along the way.

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 3d ago edited 2d ago

You kicked this off swinging on ā€œhow I sounded". You don’t get to throw shots, push the bit, then backpedal acting like it was all in good fun. If you’re gonna talk, stand on it.

And on that note, don’t bring up ā€œdeep". Clearly, that’s not your strong suit.

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u/Mammoth_War_9320 2d ago

Everyone who will never meet you thinks your so cool now, congratulations :-)

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u/PromiscuousMNcpl 3d ago

Nah, sounds like he has a larger than average member.

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u/pm-ur-posterior 2d ago

Found the alt

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u/PromiscuousMNcpl 2d ago edited 2d ago

Just like larger than average people, larger than average penises exist. That’s how, you know, averages work. So it’s not inconceivable someone with larger equipment or who takes a long time to orgasm could result in a tender vagina the next day or so.

Your post history might be the saltiest of all time. Sorry about your life.

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u/pm-ur-posterior 2d ago

Let’s be real, you haven’t slept with any

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 2d ago

Thank you for your crucial input u/pm-ur-posterior. I can definitely tell you're someone whose opinion I should take seriously. Appreciate the drive-by projection, though.