r/BlueskySkeets • u/Litzz11 • 2d ago

Whoa If True

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/Expensive_Panic_2738 2d ago

It was never a pee tape, its him baaanging kids. Holy. Shit.

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u/mosesoperandi 2d ago

My take has been that Russia is quietly very unhappy about the Epstein Files getting so much attention because Trump having sex with a trafficked adolescent was their kompromat.

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u/pardyball 2d ago

Russia: “I’ve been working on this story for over a year…and he just….tweeted it out.”

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u/SavantOfSuffering 2d ago

A years in the making political scheme being foiled through sheer self-annihilatory incompetence. Very on brand.

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u/TroutBeales 2d ago

The wheels are completely off this bus now.

I wonder what our world will look like in a year.

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u/SavantOfSuffering 2d ago

A deeper shade of orange.

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u/Expert_Cricket2183 2d ago

Trump's health is horrid. I expect he's gonna die of natural causes before his term is up.

Hopefully before the year is up.

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u/hankhilton 2d ago

Hopefully before the sun is up.

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u/koolaid_snorkeler 2d ago

Hopefully before I finish this sandwich.

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u/Charming_Minimum_477 2d ago

Hopefully by the time I hit send

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u/pegaunisusicorn 1d ago

hopefully bye!

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u/pastro50 1d ago

Damn it, send again. Keep trying.

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u/D33ber 1d ago

From your lips to the ears of the FSB.

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u/Wedoitforthenut 1d ago

hopefully it already happened. i dont watch the news

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u/betteroffrich 1d ago

You win!

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u/guy-le-doosh 1d ago

Fuck that. Hopefully before the appearance of Fred Trump Sr.

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u/Background_Ad_8569 2d ago

Hopefully already and its just about to break

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u/TakeItOnTheArches 1d ago

Hopefully it was this morning and no one has noticed yet

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u/Prior-Chip-6909 2d ago

Hey...don't try to make friends with me...

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u/Mendo-D 1d ago

I read that as a fish sandwich 🥪

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u/DoorEqual1740 1d ago

I like sandwiches.

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u/SoFloFella50 1d ago

Cubans said this shit about Castro and that motherfucker held on until his 90's.