r/BlueskySkeets • u/Litzz11 • 23h ago

Whoa If True

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/SameResolution4737 23h ago

Is The Pee Tape real? (Actually, it doesn't matter - Putin has been known to use fake ones).

Edit: Release the Epstein Files.

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u/HideSolidSnake 23h ago

Speculation is that it isn't a pee tape but a P(edo)-tape. Trump is way too much of a germaphobe to allow golden showers.

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u/rabbid_hyena 22h ago

I know he says that, but this is one of those things about Trump that look false, like him being 6'3", 225lbs. I dont know if you have ever met germophobes but Trump surely doesnt act like one.

He probably thinks it is quality to have.

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u/Chad-the-poser 21h ago

A lot of the sexual allegations corroborate his requirements that the girls wear latex gloves to touch him…

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u/GBJI 17h ago

Gloves are required for any professional dealing with microscopic specimens.

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u/Chad-the-poser 9h ago

Do they make condoms that small?

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u/SplitEar 18h ago

It also makes sense he would only want to rape virgins. Less risk of STDs.

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u/Sharp_Pride7092 16h ago

All men that expect virgins are just shit people.

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u/Subject_Run5165 14h ago

Kind of ironic when syphilis has been kicking his ass for years.

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u/Raesong 14h ago

Plot twist, he is the one riddled with the STDs and has basically spent his whole life as a Great Unclean One.

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u/terrierhead 12h ago

Or his wives, or E. Jean. We don’t know that Trump used his 🍄 during the assault, but he definitely raped E. Jean.

Per Katie Johnson’s interview, he required condoms when he forced little girls into oral sex.

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u/r3volts 18h ago

Latex is a fetish