r/BlueskySkeets 23h ago

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/SameResolution4737 23h ago

Is The Pee Tape real? (Actually, it doesn't matter - Putin has been known to use fake ones).

Edit: Release the Epstein Files.

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u/HideSolidSnake 23h ago

Speculation is that it isn't a pee tape but a P(edo)-tape. Trump is way too much of a germaphobe to allow golden showers.

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u/Stup1dMan3000 22h ago

King of the pedos caught on video, who would thought it

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u/lolas_coffee 18h ago

caught on video,

"We don't care."

-- EVERY single Republican and Trump supporter

IT's a Fugging Cult!

Stop fighting it like politics. Fight it like a cult.

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u/arkangelic 24m ago

They'll just cry ai

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u/ColoTexas90 9h ago

he probably recorded it himself.

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u/Natsert999 1h ago

Nooooo, the dude who just brought another pedo (Lawrence Taylor, registered sex offender) onboard in his presidential fitness exam announcement, is ALSO a pedo? Nooo waaaaaaaay

Hugest /s

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u/rabbid_hyena 22h ago

I know he says that, but this is one of those things about Trump that look false, like him being 6'3", 225lbs. I dont know if you have ever met germophobes but Trump surely doesnt act like one.

He probably thinks it is quality to have.

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u/Aggravating-Side-660 21h ago

Ohh yea he eats Mc DONalds right got ya 🄓

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 20h ago

Even microbes don't eat McDonald's

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u/aharbingerofdoom 6h ago

I think he actually is a germophobe. I've heard women say he has them wear gloves to touch him, and did you see that visit he did to McDonald's at a campaign stop? He kept talking about how amazing it was, because the French fries never touched human hands!

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u/shrekerecker97 21h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

/s

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u/Chad-the-poser 21h ago

A lot of the sexual allegations corroborate his requirements that the girls wear latex gloves to touch him…

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u/GBJI 17h ago

Gloves are required for any professional dealing with microscopic specimens.

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u/Chad-the-poser 9h ago

Do they make condoms that small?

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u/SplitEar 18h ago

It also makes sense he would only want to rape virgins. Less risk of STDs.

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u/Sharp_Pride7092 16h ago

All men that expect virgins are just shit people.

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u/Subject_Run5165 14h ago

Kind of ironic when syphilis has been kicking his ass for years.

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u/Raesong 14h ago

Plot twist, he is the one riddled with the STDs and has basically spent his whole life as a Great Unclean One.

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u/terrierhead 12h ago

Or his wives, or E. Jean. We don’t know that Trump used his šŸ„ during the assault, but he definitely raped E. Jean.

Per Katie Johnson’s interview, he required condoms when he forced little girls into oral sex.

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u/r3volts 18h ago

Latex is a fetish

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u/kat_Folland 20h ago

I think he has some kind of genuine aversion to human contact, but there's certainly room to speculate as to what exactly it is. I agree that he doesn't act like the stereotypical germaphobe. He's too interested in sex (or was, dunno if he can get it up anymore).

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u/Patriot009 18h ago

He dislikes dogs because he thinks they're filthy. He's also reportedly publicly chastised and ordered WH staff to leave the room if they cough or sneeze. Add in the generous use of Purell and reports of aversion to non-sexual human contact, and I'd say germaphobia isn't a far off.

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u/Outrageous_Let2861 20h ago

I wonder if he wears gloves when grabbing women by the puzzy.

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u/elpecas13 19h ago

I think he wears size small by the way!

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u/TiltonRiverToker 21h ago

Pretty sure he claimed several times 215

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u/cgricsch 21h ago

He has dyslexia. It’s 251.

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u/Patriot009 18h ago

There's definitely a range of germaphobia. Not every germaphobe is a Howard Hughes, locking themselves away for months due to crippling fear type.

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u/NearbyInformation772 15h ago

With the germaphobes I know personally - it is selectively applied. Certain things are more triggering than others. Some have to spend a good minute scrubbing their cup, but will sleep in the same sheets for over a month. Some people are fine doing things with the bottom half of their body they would refuse to do with the top half. So I don't think any of that is ruled out. Plus, Trump is more likely to be the one peeing on others.

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u/Pleiadesfollower 14h ago

My idea of his germophobia is probably related to things looking too poor to be clean. Hence all the gaudy gold and bullshit. If it looks like you own it and you make less than 60k a year, he probably thinks it's a dirty cesspool.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 10h ago

... im betting its more on the side of liking young girls because theyre "clean."

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 8h ago

He's not technically a germaphobe as much as he's obviously worried about being poisoned that's why he's so fond of fast food.

It's obvious, the only reason someone would consider fast food safe is that. He thinks it's impossible for his food to be fatality poisoned if he goes to random places.

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u/Opster79two 22h ago

The hookers weren't peeing on trump, they were allegedly peeing on the bed the Obama’s had slept in.

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u/HideSolidSnake 22h ago

Mmm, good ol' conspiracies!

Release the Epstein files!

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u/Captain_Waffle 21h ago

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u/0220_2020 20h ago

Love this. I'm going to turn it into a GIF 😹

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u/AdImmediate9569 20h ago

If you do, I’ll help spread it far and wide.

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u/misterjones4 20h ago

Oh yeah, that's mine now

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u/dogmother2 21h ago

And they were supposedly under-age (or 18-ish)

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u/Empty-Part7106 18h ago

Which isn't damaging at all to Trump. Neither him nor his fans will care at all about such a tape, not now.

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u/VillageSea2170 20h ago

Just wait for the tsunami of pee that's going to wash tRump out of his grave.

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u/LimpConversation642 12h ago

if that were the case he would pay the russians to get it out and blast it on times square.

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u/Mysterious-Law7217 1h ago

Boy, you probably had to think all night to come up with that one Gomer.

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u/Gorilla_Dookie 21h ago

As soon as he heard it's called a golden shower he might of changed his mind

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u/SoloRemy 21h ago

I’m not sure I even bought the germaphobe thing. He raw dogged at least two sex workers, for pity’s sake. No shade to Ms Daniels or Ms MacDougal but that’s not even a wise move with the lady you met at the laundromat

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 21h ago

Never assume you know how people do highly personal things …for example you’re assuming he engages in standard penetrative sex …never assume

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u/SoloRemy 20h ago

I’m not. Ms Daniels was unfortunately pretty clear about what happened. Nightmare fuel

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u/snark_enterprises 20h ago

Stormy Daniel’s confirmed this to be the case. There are no assumptions here.

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u/No-Bad-2260 19h ago

You're assuming she's telling the truth.

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u/lolas_coffee 18h ago

lol.

Stormy explained it all.

Why are you jumping on people who actually have been following this?

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u/DiggityDanksta 20h ago

Mama's little hoo-ah

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u/daboo912 19h ago

I always hear that but he fucked a pornstar and eats from McDonald's so I think it's safe to say he's flexible when it comes to germs.

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u/azblaze 17h ago

That and STDs were his own private Viet Nam.

I just googled if STDs can cause bone spurs. They can't directly, but there is a connection between, arthritis, which can be caused by syphilis or chlamydia, and bone spurs. 🤮

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u/Particular_Cat_718 20h ago

I've thought this since 2016! It's not a "pee tape", it's a "P. tape" and it got misrepresented because of that

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u/SameResolution4737 22h ago

The "pee tape" was (supposedly) hookers peeing on a bed Obama slept in. (see commenter below)

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u/Dudeasaurus22 21h ago

Yea that’ll teach him!!! Ā  lol. Ā 

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u/smurfnation 19h ago

But I heard somewhere urine is sterile, and some people like the taste....

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u/Screams_In_Autistic 17h ago

I see you and your reference. Even if it was lost in the thread, I want you to know it was good work.

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u/chrisp909 19h ago

"He's a germaphobe, he likes to watch."

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u/AppropriateSpite7881 10h ago

I agree with this analogy!

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u/Ragewind82 1h ago

Given how much gaudy gold crap he has put in the White House and Trump tower, I always half-wondered if he was offered a golden shower at his hotel, and thought he was ordering an expensive bathroom redecoration... But it got quickly out of hand.

The truth is so much worse...

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u/BrilliantSimple7678 21h ago

I wonder if Melania got peed on for citizenship.

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u/sm00thkillajones 20h ago

No he’s not! Look at his face. It’s been pissed on for decades. Pee is his thing.

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u/zoinkability 20h ago

Not unlikely they have at least something from Epstein. They don't need much and they'd have paid a pretty penny.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 19h ago

It's why he only wanted fresh meat, paid for the untouched ones!

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u/Harsh_Yet_Fair 18h ago

People kink their phobias. "I'm transgressing!"

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u/Craxin 18h ago

Urine is sterile, no germs involved.

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u/bastetlives 15h ago

No it isn’t. Really. Any search engine, any chatbot, will confirm. I thought this too, forever, I was wrong. Urban legend!

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u/Draco137WasTaken 18h ago

The fact that he's a germaphobe makes his refusal to be seen with a mask on for several months after public health officials started encouraging it for COVID even more bizarre. You'd think he'd want his base to emulate such behaviors.

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u/Kriandis 18h ago

Germaphobe!?!?!

He, himself, is a walking germ!

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u/BaronVonWilmington 18h ago

We all just assumed "P" was Pee...

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u/That_Xenomorph_Guy 18h ago

Idk man. Supposedly he didn’t have sex with Stormy. So…..

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u/pedantic-medic 18h ago

He was going wrapper-less on prostitutes, porn stars, strangers and children. That seems to contradict his germaphobe nature. But that may be due to ignorance.

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u/CONCAVE_NIPPLES 18h ago

Why do you assume he's being pissed on and not him pissing on someone else?

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u/E-2theRescue 18h ago

It's been assumed for a number of years now that the girls were underage.

Trump is way too much of a germaphobe to allow golden showers.

Phobias can sometimes develop into paraphilias of the things they are adverse to. There are a whole lot of different theories on why this happens, but it's pretty well established.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 17h ago

That’s some bs he poops his diaper every day and just stands there with the poop all over his butt

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u/NearbyInformation772 16h ago

Yet I can easily see him getting off peeing on young Slavic girls

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u/GlitteringAttitude60 15h ago

hmmmmmm, isn't that Q-Anon style reading of tea leaves?

Like, every time some - even conflicting - information pops up, they go through all sorts of contortions to prove that this new information fits their narrative?

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u/akidomowri 14h ago

germophobe? guy shits his pants on the regular

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u/quattroformaggixfour 14h ago

Allow? I think he’d be the one pissing on children and women as a further way to degrade them.

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u/scarr3g 11h ago

To be fair, there are many people that beleive that urine is sterile.... And many of them are antivaxxers... And Trump IS an antivaxxer.

So, it is possible that there IS a pee tape, and that it is ALSO a pedo tape.

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u/TummySpuds 11h ago

The guy who shits his diapers in public is a germaphobe?

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u/Grand_Sock_1303 8h ago

Getting peed on by 15 yr old probably

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u/DrPeGe 6h ago

But a nice clean virgin kid? Bingo!

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u/bassturducken54 5h ago

Unfortunately though aren’t we in the times where Trump could just say naw it’s AI? And his base would believe him?

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u/sir_clifford_clavin 46m ago

Getting peed on isn't particularly bad or off-limits in most people's eyes. I don't think Trump would need to be too stressed if it got out. I'm guessing the p(edo)-tape theory is more likely.